So wait, is he saying...
Women should be banned from all activities that encourage homosexuality including combat, sports, and dominant positions in the workforce. Can you really expect to live in a society without lesbians when you allow and sometimes even encourage women act like men?
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Didn't the other wacko's explain to you that teh gayness is because of demon possession?
It's not the gay person's fault, it's the debbil, and the gay person is completely helpless to the debbil. Only jebus in bodily form can save them. Since he doesn't exist either, just go F.O.
I imagine this man, if he ever has a girlfriend, would make a scene until she stops all sports, then would be the first to leave her if she gets fat from the lack of activity.
And then rant about fat women on the internet.
> all activities that encourage homosexuality including combat
So that's why the fundies were so opposed to repelling DADT. They were afraid that the world would finally find out the horrible truth that combat situations cause homosexuality and there's no way around that fact.
> sports
Yes, we all know why most sports don't allow mixed teams. The real reason.
> and dominant positions in the workforce
...and we all know what happens in those top-level meetings, don't we.
Wait, you want to ban women from all activities that might encourage homosexual behavior? So you want to banish women so that these activities will turn into sausage fests?
While you think this might prevent lesbianism, you really need to rethink this position. Kind of like all the idiots who say, "let's round up all the gays and put them in prison so they won't be having any more gay sex."
I don't see how any of the aforementioned has anything to do with homosexuality & lesbians in particular.
He just got beat up by a girl 20 years ago & now he has a competent female boss who chewed him out after he screwed something up at work. Whine some more you dickless wonder!
NOT ALL LESBIANS ARE MANISH & NOT ALL THEBIANS ARE GIRLY-BOYS!!!
*a horde of snuggly, babealicious Lipsticks & big burly good-ol-boy Bears overtake applepie27 & eat him/her for dessert*
('Thebians' my word for Gay males)
The Carrot Doughnut Brigade vs. a lone Apple Pie.
Leaving the poor pie crustless....
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....to be eaten by Pink Floyd drummer, Nick Mason.
activities that encourage homosexuality including combat, sports, and dominant positions in the workforce.
So the marines, the NFL, and Wall Street style bosses are all gay?
I guess that explains the gay marine dress uniform, the tight shiny pants the NFL likes so much, and those queer tight neck shirts CEOs tend to wear.
It all makes sense now.
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Very gay. Very gay.
"All right, men, as soon as the artillery barrage lifts we're going up this hill. In the meantime, you, Corporal Ferguson, come over here and plant a big wet one on my lips."
i'm confused
gay
but confused
"Yeah, only men should engage in activities that encourage homosexuality! I do homosexual activities all the time, and I don't want lesbians involved!
But, uh, I'm totally straight. Yes. Definitely."
Queen Victoria, who ruled the largest empire the world has ever seen, didn't believe that lesbians even existed.
applepie27, you are a bitter, clueless imbecile.
Of course they hate women, they keep dumping the bigoted dorks for confident black dudes with sensitive souls and suave Jewish men with prospects in life and the appeciation of honest effort to reach them.
Unlike some basement dwelling, insensitive, immature, uncultured white trash that constantly reeks of cheap rotgut and is content to wallow in their own excrement when things go sour in life blaming others for their misfortunes.
I imagine this douche has never heard of a 'Lipstick Lesbian'. Doing un-masculine things doesn't make a woman straight. And doing things traditionally called 'manly', like, I dunno, being able to beat the shit out of people, doesn't make a woman a lesbian.
One of my best friends is very much straight, and I know for a fact that she could kick my ass 10 times over.
Sadly, there's a lot of stupid people, including self-professed feminists, who seem to think tomboy=lesbian.
So wait...
By this guy's "rationale", gay males should be welcomed in the army, as doing MANLY STUFF, like killing and fighting, and gruntingly wrestling other men, and sleeping in huge rooms full of men, is sure to cure the ghey out of them.
No, I neither expect nor want to live in a society without lesbians.
Activities that encourage homosexuality? You mean like orgies, slumber parties, sleep-overs?
They also encourage heterosexuality, of course, as they are fairly similar...
Taking care of and minding children demands a dominant position, stupid. If you want to keep women away from that, only men can be on parental leave.
Women? Acting like men? I think you're throwing arbitrary behavioural rules.
A person's behaviour doesn't change their sexual orientation.
Why would you want to get rid of lesbians in the first place? They aren't hurting you. Why do you even care?
um, lets see, hmmm , nope , sorry , maybe ? no that doesnt work either ..
No idea what he is trying to say.
I did enjoy practising Judo with a woman when I was in college. ;-)
Men should be banned from all activities whatsoever, as they're selfish, violent gits who can't be trusted to keep their rapey hands off anyone they deem vulnerable.
Fixed. And unlike your screed, this one makes marginally more sense.
"Women should be banned from all activities that encourage homosexuality including combat"
Queen Gorgo didn't join her husband King Leonidas at the battle of Thermopylae.
The Spartans practiced homosexuality. NEXT!
Confused?
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