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[Some highlights from a F&FC voter registration survey]

Question #1: How do you rate Barack Obama's overall performance as President so far?

()Excellent ()Good ()Fair
()Poor ()Abysmal ()Undecided
()I consider him an enemy of liberty and the values that built our great nation.

Question #9: What do you think is President Obama's true political ideology?
()Mostly Conservative ()Moderate ()Mostly Liberal
()Far-Left ()Socialist ()Communist
()Fascist ()Not Sure
()Other_____________________________

Question #10:How much danger do you think liberty is in right now as a result of President Obama's policies, actions and agenda for America's future? (Mark as many answers as you think appropriate.)
()More serious than the threats we faced in World War II from Nazi Germany and the Japanese because the attack on liberty today is from our own government.
()More serious than the threat we faced from the Soviet Union during the Cold War.
()More serious than the American Civil War.
()All of the above.
()Serious, but not as serious as the threats to liberty listed above.
()President Obama is not a threat to liberty.
()Undecided ()Other_________________________


Faith and Freedom Coalition, Mother Jones 43 Comments [9/29/2012 5:26:31 AM]
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Reynardine

Not that it's a push-poll...

9/29/2012 5:30:32 AM

Filin De Blanc

Wow, that sure is unbiased.

9/29/2012 5:32:48 AM

SpukiKitty

This better be some dorky survey from some loons & not an actual voter registration application thingy.

9/29/2012 6:07:23 AM

Canadia

I'm amazed they even have the option of responding reasonably.

9/29/2012 6:09:04 AM

KittyKaboom

Obvious bias is obvious.

9/29/2012 6:20:11 AM

Horsefeathers

This thing couldn't be any more biased if the only question on it was "Do you hate Obama?" and the only answer option was "Yes" and the only people they asked were hardcore far right nutjobs.

9/29/2012 6:31:26 AM

farpadokly

Faith and Freedom Coalition Domestic Violence survey:
1. Have you stopped beating your wife?
a, Yes.
b, No.

By the way, I think it's interesting that the word "liberty" is always left undefined in things like this.


9/29/2012 6:49:52 AM

LAchlan

1. Better than the last guy.
9. Better than the last guy
10. Better than the last guy.

9/29/2012 7:41:15 AM

Thinking Allowed

How stupid is this poll from Faith and Freadom Coalition?

() Really stupid
() Really stupid
() Really stupid
() You have got to be kidding...right?
() Other _______________________

9/29/2012 7:59:54 AM

J. James

Question #1: How do you rate Barack Obama's overall performance as President so far?

()Excellent (X)Good ()Fair
()Poor ()Abysmal ()Undecided
()I consider him an enemy of liberty and the values that built our great nation.

Question #9: What do you think is President Obama's true political ideology?
()Mostly Conservative (X)Moderate ()Mostly Liberal
()Far-Left ()Socialist ()Communist
()Fascist ()Not Sure
()Other_____________________________

Question #10:How much danger do you think liberty is in right now as a result of President Obama's policies, actions and agenda for America's future? (Mark as many answers as you think appropriate.)
()More serious than the threats we faced in World War II from Nazi Germany and the Japanese because the attack on liberty today is from our own government.
()More serious than the threat we faced from the Soviet Union during the Cold War.
()More serious than the American Civil War.
()All of the above.
()Serious, but not as serious as the threats to liberty listed above.
(X)President Obama is not a threat to liberty.
()Undecided ()Other_________________________

I went through the trouble of filling out the correct answers for ya.

My absolute favorite is the last one. Obama in office= greater threat than hundreds of millions of people dying

9/29/2012 8:02:33 AM

John

Question #11: When did Obama stop beating his mother?

Question #12: Where was Obama born?
() Hawaii
() Kenya
() Iran
() Nazi Germany
() A mad scientist's test tube

9/29/2012 8:03:04 AM

pete

These people do not inhabit the cause and effect universe and they don't even see the real Obama. They are railing against a straw man who, according to a nasty rumor, is not entirely Caucasian.

9/29/2012 8:14:25 AM

Swede

You forgot one option on #10:
( )Less serious than the impact on the Universal Economy we all suffered when Baby Bush was in office

Question # 13: How stupid is it to have an "All of the above", when you can mark as many options as you want?
( ) Very stupid
( ) Imbecile
( ) Brain-dead

9/29/2012 8:23:09 AM

Mayhem

Question #11:How would you rate Ralph Reed's intelligence?

()Rain Man
()Pre-operative Charlie Gordon
()Forrest Gump
()Popo's stool
()Leroy Jenkins
()That ape who ate his own vomit

9/29/2012 8:33:53 AM

Oh My Dog!

More serious than the threats we faced in World War II from Nazi Germany and the Japanese because the attack on liberty today is from our own government.

Yeah... this is real unbiased.

Well Ralphy, your Faith and Freedom Coalition is much closer to the Nazis than Obama could ever be. It's you and your ilk that are attacking liberty.

9/29/2012 8:40:20 AM

solomongrundy

#1 Pretty poor
#9 Other (Moderate Right).
#10 None at all. NB: You have an entirely free presidential election coming up this November.

9/29/2012 8:46:42 AM

beehummingbird

"Question #1: How do you rate Barack Obama's overall performance as President so far?
()Excellent ()Good ()Fair
()Poor ()Abysmal ()Undecided
()I consider him an enemy of liberty and the values that built our great nation."

I love how that seems a perfectly reasonable question, until you get to the final option, then its WTF!

Also, it reminds me of this quote here:

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=68785&Page=1

9/29/2012 9:00:04 AM

Raised by Horses

Q20. How would you rate this poll from the Faith and Freedom Coalition?

()Asinine () ()Insipid
()Cretinous ()Puerile ()Jejune
()I consider it an affront to sapient species everywhere.

Unskew that.

9/29/2012 9:25:56 AM

TB Tabby

How much you wanna bet they conveniently "lose" any forms that rate Barack Obama positively?

9/29/2012 9:50:22 AM

TB Tabby

Double Post.

9/29/2012 10:06:50 AM

Ionakana

Hmmm... leading questions, much?

9/29/2012 10:28:34 AM

dfmfundies

The irony is that I do consider Obama a threat to liberty, but not for the reasons these assclowns think.

9/29/2012 10:33:14 AM

Old Viking

The aggregate IQ of the organization conducting this poll is the equivalant of that of:

(a) A chipmunk

(b) A Tootsie Roll

(c) A sponge

9/29/2012 11:02:17 AM

Lotus-Thing

Oh I remember hearing about this on Rachel Maddow.

It sounded messed up then, too.

9/29/2012 11:20:45 AM

Meeeh

This could be boiled down to one single simple question:

1. Who do you think is best suited to occupy the WHITE House?
() A WHITE man
() A WHITE Christian man

9/29/2012 12:05:15 PM
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