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America is dead and gone. The final nail in the coffin was the 2008 election of an African communist as President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces. Hey, America had a great run... remember it fondly for what it was. There’s no point hanging onto the past. The upcoming election is meaningless.

The United States of America is now little more than a land mass populated by cretins, ingrates, and parasites who have absolutely no respect for the military and who vote for big government to confiscate money from their neighbors so that it may be “redistributed” to them in exchange for their votes. It is not an America worth defending anymore. That America no longer exists.

The parasites outnumber the hosts now, and there’s no going back. America is dead.
The Democrats have won.

Nothing lasts forever (shrug) and there’s no point crying or whining about it. My recommendation to every decent human left out there is to throw some cold water in your face and proceed to ‘Plan B’. Figure out how to grab every government dime you possibly can before the parasites who comprise the Democrat party “base” gobble it all up. Look for angles. Look for refuge. Hide what you have. Get under the radar and game the system. Every man for himself.

Good luck, everybody.

Lancey Howard, Free Republic 40 Comments [10/1/2012 3:30:24 AM]
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#1453313
Passerby

Funny, I thought cheating on your taxes was Plan A for Republicans of any financial means.

10/1/2012 3:57:08 AM

#1453316


It's bad form to be a whiney loser before the election.

After the election, go hide your party-before-country ass in the sewer.

10/1/2012 4:04:27 AM

#1453317
Filin De Blanc

"Damn those evil money-grubbers! Now, on to committing tax fraud..."

10/1/2012 4:04:31 AM

#1453321
Reynardine

The greatest cause for alarm for our nation's future is that you can no longer tell Moonfront Republicans from real Republicans.

10/1/2012 4:11:19 AM

#1453342
michael3ov

Good. Leave.

10/1/2012 4:27:53 AM

#1453347
UHM

"I hate parasites! Let's all become parasites!"

10/1/2012 4:32:09 AM

#1453349
gravematter

I'd prefer to be governed by "big government" than "big business".
And, as we all know, Obama is:
a) An American citizen, and:
b) Not remotely a communist.

10/1/2012 4:36:22 AM

#1453356
Leighton Buzzard

Another one not voting? Good, good.

@ Reynardine: there's a difference anymore?

10/1/2012 4:41:44 AM

#1453371
Canadia

I'll throw water in my face if you throw sulfuric acid in yours.

10/1/2012 4:58:38 AM

#1453379
Doubting Thomas

So when will you be leaving? (soon I hope)

10/1/2012 5:15:46 AM

#1453386
Mister Spak

"America is dead and gone. The final nail in the coffin was the 2008 election of an African communist as President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces"

No, the final nail was the election of a senile 3rd rate ex-actor 28 years before 2008.

10/1/2012 5:40:30 AM

#1453396
Frostythesnowman

'The United States of America is now little more than a land mass populated by cretins, ingrates, and parasites'

As your website so clearly demonstrates.

'Nothing lasts forever (shrug) and there’s no point crying or whining about it'

Correct again, so shut the fuck up.


10/1/2012 5:49:37 AM

#1453408
dionysus

Nothing lasts forever (shrug) and there’s no point crying or whining about it.

And yet here you are doing just that.

10/1/2012 6:03:46 AM

#1453416
rubber chicken

Good idea. Run away and hide. Run to the wilds of Montana or somewhere, go completely off the grid, grow your own food, recycle your own waste, grow your beard long and growl at strangers. I don't care as long as I don't have to read your crap.

10/1/2012 6:14:01 AM

#1453421
beehummingbird

What a drama queen...

10/1/2012 6:22:13 AM

#1453422
Dr.Shrinker

"The United States of America is now little more than a land mass populated by cretins, ingrates, and parasites who have absolutely no respect for the military..."

- So why is the military still getting the vast majority of public funds?


"...and who vote for big government to confiscate money from their neighbors so that it may be 'redistributed' to them in exchange for their votes."

- Oh, you mean the bailouts of the (snort) job-creators signed into law by baby Bush, right?


" Look for angles. Look for refuge. Hide what you have. Get under the radar and game the system. Every man for himself."

- Lancey, that's been the essential GOP platform since 1980. Are you just catching on now?

10/1/2012 6:22:49 AM

#1453441
The Crimson Ghost

"Nothing lasts forever (shrug) and there’s no point crying or whining about it."

And yet here you are; crying & whining on the 'net.

Edit-damn you Dionysus! :)

10/1/2012 6:45:21 AM

#1453445
Horsefeathers

Oh, boo-fukcking-hoo you whiny little ingrate. There happened to be someone in the White House who didn't kiss your ass at every opportunity and now you want to whine about it.

Go fuck yourself.

10/1/2012 6:47:17 AM

#1453483


Ahahaha. You do funny

10/1/2012 7:16:55 AM

#1453526
John

Figure out how to grab every government dime you possibly can

Isn't that what the oil companies are doing?

10/1/2012 7:49:43 AM

#1453537
SpukiKitty

In response to this OP's rant...

If that's the case, GOOD! BWWAHAHAAAA! Go move to Iran, fundy freak!

(I disagree with the part about about 'America Is Dead' and 'Obama The Commie Whatever')

10/1/2012 8:02:07 AM

#1453561
jesus-face tortilla

actually, polls indicate the military is the most respected public institution in America, by a wide margin.

10/1/2012 8:18:42 AM

#1453572
Tatsukun

I see Mittens is inspiring the base... lol

10/1/2012 8:28:30 AM

#1453577
Anon-e-moose

"Right-wing America is dead and gone"

fixed

10/1/2012 8:31:00 AM

#1453711


"The United States of America is now little more than a land mass populated by cretins, ingrates, and parasites who have absolutely no respect for the military and who vote for big government to confiscate money from their neighbors so that it may be “redistributed” to them in exchange for their votes"

Thank you for your description of the Republican Party and it's supporters... would you like to try describing the Democrats now?

10/1/2012 10:54:25 AM
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