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Reading the article, there's mention of Twilight and Harry Potter.
I stick by my thesis that the reason fundamentalists don't want their kids watching, or even knowing about, paranormal-themed films and shows is that they might thereby realise that the supernatural is FICTIONAL, and they might start applying that idea to what they're being taught in church and home school.
10/2/2012 2:38:13 PM
It never ceases to amaze me that these people are incapable of telling fact from fancy.
I suspect Jan has actually, over time, convinced herself that what she's saying really happened.
Sort of like Gollum convincing himself that the ring was his birthday present.
10/2/2012 4:09:31 PM
when i try ouija all i get is drawings of dicks that look like this
and the other guy is an alien so i dont even know how he knows what they look like but whatever
anyway point is magic is fake as shit and youre a liar
10/2/2012 4:31:58 PM
Too many bad hoorror movies!
10/2/2012 4:36:42 PM
According to these testimonies, the sheer number of number of wanton homosexual crack-whores and for-realsies baby eating satanists turned Fundie Christian Johnny-do-rights seems far above what you'd expect from a bunch of normal people
Something isn't right in the Bible Belt
10/2/2012 4:49:32 PM
"One evening I put the board away and felt a presence in my apartment. I did not want to open my eyes because I knew I would see a demon."
You know, Jan, I hear that antipsychotic medications have come a long way in the last few decades. You might want to get checked out for paranoid schizophrenia.
10/2/2012 5:26:56 PM
Puh-leeeze!! Satanic Ouija boards are soooo 80's. Get with the times, at least say Satan talked to you through your Wii or something.
10/2/2012 6:02:26 PM
We atheists are so good at using the Ouija board that we actually move it with our own hands, and we control what it says. We are more powerful than satan who sometimes gets it wrong and helplessly "spin the glass."
10/2/2012 6:12:08 PM
When I asked myself, what do I smell I answered B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
10/2/2012 7:23:05 PM
My Ouija board is powered by pinkie pie.
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10/3/2012 12:38:20 AM
If this is true, we could attach magnets to the self-moving 'glass object parts' of hundreds of Ouija boards. This could generate environmentally friendly, non-polluting, Greenhouse free, Satan-powered energy!
10/3/2012 1:08:33 AM
Since when did OUIJA boards come with complimentary L.S.D.?
10/3/2012 2:51:23 AM
> One evening I put the board away and felt a presence in my apartment. I did not want to open my eyes because I knew I would see a demon.
Awwww. Had you only opened your eyes, you would have seen it is just a puppy dog that farted as it came to the room. And you made it sad. All it wanted was to play!
10/3/2012 3:53:45 AM
I was so good at it that the glass object could move with no hands on it.
I call bullshit. Telepathy does not work.
It made predictions and many of them came true.
Go Go Gadget Confermation Bias!
the rest of the rant
Go see a psychiatrist.
10/3/2012 3:58:24 AM
The bit about 'Lying for the LOOOOOOORD' and 'Crock of Ages' almost made me blow coffee all over my laptop.
Very giggly. :o)
10/3/2012 5:33:26 AM
"I was so good at it that the glass object could move with no hands on it.
I call bullshit. Telepathy does not work."
- Actually what she is describing is telekinesis.
Telekinesis doesn't work either.
10/3/2012 6:04:51 AM
ah, so you're a lying sack of rat shit. Got it.
What the hell kinda occult tool is marketed by fucking Parker Brothers, jizz genius?
10/3/2012 6:57:24 AM
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
~ Kurt Vonnegut
10/3/2012 9:49:34 AM
Hahah this old shit again. I still remember laughing my ass off reading "John Todd Collins" back in the early 90s...
10/3/2012 9:56:01 AM
I have an Ouija Board hanging on my wall. Moronic Christians have asked me to take it down. I told them to fuck off. The End.
10/3/2012 1:28:26 PM
Lying for Jesus.
10/3/2012 5:21:31 PM
"I was 23 years old. I was addicted to a Ouija board."
People this dismally stupid should be culled earlier.
10/3/2012 5:23:23 PM
You are a lying sack of shit.
10/3/2012 5:55:54 PM
Hastur the unspeakable
A Ouija Board. Thats cute. And 23 years old, most girls grow out of that supernatural stage by the time they are sixteen.
10/3/2012 9:06:41 PM
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