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I was 23 years old. (I know that was back in the Bronze Age, but divination hasn’t changed.) I was addicted to a Ouija board. I had people driving 100 miles to put their hands on the glass object, ask the board questions, and have it spell out answers. I was so good at it that the glass object could move with no hands on it.

It made predictions and many of them came true. It instilled power in me that was stunning. The glass object that spelled out words would often spin around the board in a frenzy, and it was always talking about dark, evil things. All predictions were negative. It scared many participants. It has supernatural power, but since it is of the devil, not all predictions came true because the devil does not know the future.

When I asked the board where it got its power, it spelled S-A-T-A-N.

One evening I put the board away and felt a presence in my apartment. I did not want to open my eyes because I knew I would see a demon.

If you think I am doing this for sensationalism, I can tell you that it has not been easy reliving my experience. I do it only to spare some of you from my mistakes.


Jan Markell, defending contending 84 Comments [10/2/2012 3:39:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Tony
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Pup

Planchette, Jan. It's called a planchette.

All this ouijaing and you don't know the name of it?

10/4/2012 4:11:51 AM

Big Jilm

Here's a hint: don't sniff Ouija board particles; seek rehab before you gnaw someone's face off!

10/4/2012 10:57:05 AM

Moondog


10/4/2012 11:31:54 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Liar liar pants on fire.

10/4/2012 12:17:41 PM

NonProphet

"Thou shalt not bear false witness" seems to be #1 on the List of Bible Lessons Christian Fundies Ignore.

Probably because honesty would render their entire worldview non-existent.

10/4/2012 12:48:57 PM

zaphod

bigotry wrapped in religion is still bigotry

10/7/2012 8:59:12 AM

VioletBeauregarde

@ LDM: Wii-ja Board? :p
@ WWWWolf: Awww...I'd play with the puppy ^_^

2/27/2013 5:58:42 PM

Tony

aw man they took down the page....

12/3/2013 12:18:38 PM

katrinahood

I just asked an online ouija board if Jesus was liar, lunatic, lord, or legend, it spelled L-E-G-E-N-D. :P

10/16/2014 12:19:09 PM
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