I can't go so far as to support rape, I still think it's wrong and should be punished, but I like that women need to live in fear of rape. I like that I have found an issue that the mere mention of can reduce most Feminists to tears. If you want to cause pain to a woman, make a joke about rape. I will be sure to do this more in my own life.
In some spats I had with females during the years, I wonder if they mistakingly took my belligerent attitude as being a threat of rape, which I didn't intend, as opposed to just the threat of violence, which was the effect I was going for.
In conclusion: rape is funny
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In conclusion: rape is funny
I feel sure that you'll be given a chance to test your hypothesis at some point in the prison showers.
Seriously, this must be a Poe.
what I don't even
Please be a Poe.
Please.
"In conclusion: rape is funny"
OK, Let's get a gang of large, burly men to rape you in the @$$ and see how much you laugh about it. Personally, I don't think rape is funny at all, but I could make an exception in your case.
You know, I was attacked when I was 19 by a total stranger (fortunately, he was interrupted before he could rape me), and I was pretty traumatized by that afterward, for years. Couldn't bear to be touched, by anyone, for a long time. I guess that's pretty funny to you, eh, Otis? I should have known better than to walk around with a vagina, lest some violent scumbag decide he was entitled to have access to it.
As he says in a reply to someone...
" The only problem with rape is potentially getting an STD. If you don't get one I don't get why it is supposed to be so awful."
Complete fucking lack of any knowledge about rape...
Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you an actual He Man Woman Haters Club, except all the members are adults, and it isn't either funny or adorable as it was in the Little Rascals.
My guess is that when you finally go to jail for either attacking a woman, stalking her or threatening her, you will not see the humor in rape.
The irony: everyone else in the room will.
(For the assclown who posted to me recently about condoning male rape, I don't. However, I am fond of reminding potential rapists the fate that awaits them if they sexually assault someone.)
Most people do not take belligerent attitudes as being a threat of rape, unless one likes to talk about it like it's funny or inconsequential. Oh wait, you totally do that.
Otis, sir dicknugget, your penance for being an heinous is ass circumcision and sucking on the nut of a homeless guy for a day.
Already from the source, I don't expect any remote degree of good.
You offend me; your obvious belligerent attitude is obvious, and I'm clearly not taking, nor am I going to take you seriously.
In conclusion, the joke's on you.
Oh wait, the joke IS you.
Hmm, wow, this degenerate accretion of human filth couldn't even get to the end of his first sentence before proving to me that he will never have anything worth saying. That's gotta be a new record...
I dearly hope that you never feel the love of a woman as a consequence of your horrendously barbaric attitude.
Speaking of barbarism, I hope you get tossed into a pit filled with large, hungry lampreys and Bullet Fish. They will burrow into your body and eat you from the inside out.
Rape in jail, however, your most probable fate is NOT funny. Or the threat of murder for you, for example.
"I like that women need to live in fear of rape."
DING, DING, DING. We have a winner! Otis has won the moronic a&&hole of the month. All hail Sir Sh*thole.
George Carlin could make a funny joke about rape... But then again, he was one of the best comedians (if not the best) from the 20th century and knew how to properly construct a joke. You are a douche bag.
Edit: I see someone already beat me to it.
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Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
That is all. "
"Poe. Written by a feminist to strawman men. This is just the other side of the coin of "castration day" and about as real."
Well first of all there are genuine misogynists out there--some of whom have been quoted here--who have the same or similar opinions. Second, absent of any proof to the contrary, I'm working under the assumption that this cretin and Femitheist are very real, very disturbed individuals.
In some spats I had with females during the years, I wonder if they mistakingly took my belligerent attitude as being a threat of rape, which I didn't intend, as opposed to just the threat of violence, which was the effect I was going for.
You're going to die very, very alone. And no one on Earth will care.
I can't go so far as to support rape
Sure you can. Come on, you know you want to, so just do it. Let your true feelings out.
"In conclusion: rape is funny..."
Oh, yeah...suuuuurrre...it's just an absolute laugh riot....like gall-bladder surgery without anesthesia or or being impaled Vlad Tepes-style or being caught in a nuclear blast or falling feet-first into a wood chipper....
I find myself sincerely reconsidering my general position of non-violence, just because I think Otis deserves to be severely beaten for this post.
It doesn't help that I had a roommate recently who thought exactly like this guy.(That despicable psychopath caused me to pack up & leave for a new place in the middle of the night, for fear of losing it & simply stabbing him the next time he made a comment about my girlfriend. No exaggeration.)
There are select, shameful, few who it is socially acceptable and in fact encouragable to wish violence and physical harm against. This is one of them, in fact he is in the lowest possible category imaginable: rape cheerleaders.
For Otis, I wish him to be beaten to within an inch of his life by a group of feminists he so despises.
Otis, when you get raped, be sure to post a video of it so we can all watch and laugh.
(I'm not really that comfortable with advocating that someone be raped. I reckon though that Otis is incapable of understanding the concept without first-hand experience. Second-hand wouldn't be enough to get through to him and it would require some innocent bystander to be raped - which wouldn't be any better.)
Hate to burst your bubble, dickwad, but you don't "cause pain" to feminists with jokes about rape, nor do you bring us to tears. You fucking piss us off.
And you make it even less likely that you'll ever lose your virginity. Not that it isn't clear that you still haven't been able to do that by now. What are you? 40? 50?
I have pretty much the impression he wouldn't dare to say this in the midst of a association of raped women or in a cell block in the worst maximum security prison of the U.S.
As for Otis, I wouldn't say DIAF;
I would say be tortured in a basement before being thrown alive in an oven.
Otis, please continue to make rape jokes.
Then watch as a coalition of the Fathers, Brothers, Husbands, Boyfriends and Male Friends of the women you have threatened to rape break into your house in the middle of the night and beat you to death with a tire iron.
That would be pretty funny.
"In conclusion: rape is funny"
Whilst not happening in British prisons (rapists are considered 'nonces' by all other inmates; despite that horrific scene in the film "Scum"), fact: Rape is the national sport in all US prisons
So in conclusion...:
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...don't so much as think of getting shirty with a stressed-out policeman, even if you just spit on the pavement, and he sees you doing so. That would really be funny , Otis. >:D
Kent 'Oh, Mark 12:17 doesn't apply to me!' Hovind knows the score, re. US prisons. If he didn't before, he'll certainly do now , well into his ten-stretch.
>I like that women need to live in fear of rape.
OOF!
>I will be sure to do this more in my own life.
OW!
>threat of violence, which was the effect I was going for.
OH, GOD, THE PAIN!
Wow, likes the fear of rape, aspires to make more rape jokes, and wanted to punch women.
The Douchebag Trifecta, everyone.
If you make a rape joke around me, don't be surprised if you get punched in the face.
Despicable excuse for a human being.
I wonder if this guy would say the same thing if he got raped. By a man .
Yeah, I'm not sure why, but I have this really strange feeling that he wouldn't be laughing about it.
So, following your logic, would it be ok a total nuclear war to make people like you burst into tears?, or what?. Oh no, it´s enough if Obama wins the elections.
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