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Most “independent women” are welfare parasites. They “don’t need men”, to be sure, but do they ever need all the welfare handouts the state collects from men and sends them to provide for their “independence”. And they’re the most vocal and shrill in their demands – demands! – that the money they feel entitled to should keep flowing and coming their way.

To be honest, even women who don’t do welfare, child support, alimony or any other such little female independence booster are an iffy proposition as respectable: if she supports herself with a job she got as a result of affirmative action policies then she, too, is a parasite, only slightly less obviously so.

JHJ, The Spearhead 37 Comments [10/5/2012 3:42:15 AM]
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Submitted By: afacelessatheist
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fishtank

The only parasite is this dude.

10/5/2012 1:25:45 PM

Old Viking

You're living in a world you made up. If you live there exclusively your freedom might be curtailed.

10/5/2012 1:53:51 PM

tracer

You heard it here first.

Women never, ever get jobs based on their ability, experience, or education. Hiring managers don't look at resumes, and no woman is ever fired for failing to live up to her company's performance standards.

I had no idea that womenfolk had it so easy. I'm going to rush right out and get M->F sex-reassignment surgery so that I can cash in on this cornucopia of free female employment.

10/5/2012 2:23:00 PM

Kevin Klawitter

"And to suggest that women only ever get jobs as a result of affirmative action, is, frankly, mental."

The fact that some people believe women and minorities only get jobs because of Affirmative Action is perfect evidence that Affirmative Action laws are necessary.

10/5/2012 9:48:10 PM

Mattiedef

I feel like parasite should be removed from political literature and be used solely in the context of biology.

A parasite gains from the damage of others. Since welfare is paid into a certain amount regardless, this is not a 'damage.' This at worst mutualism.

Same for 'affirmative action.' If she's good at her job, this is symbiosis.

Isn't biology fun?

10/5/2012 9:58:50 PM



Someone please arrange a DDoS on these fuckwits :)

10/6/2012 2:58:33 AM

Pule Thamex

GO GUYS GO! DROWN THEM IN DROOL! MIGHTILY COMMAND THEM!

Yes! Let's all follow JHJ in his entirely justifiable rebellion against the parasitic hordes of women everywhere. Go guys go! First we can ...er, ...um, storm their impregnable fortresses where we will cast their darning implements to the four winds and lay siege to their dark strongholds and ...er kitchens. Then, er... we can protest their er... wickedness by erm... withholding our er.... cont. page 96

10/6/2012 10:49:35 AM

Punch

I've worked my whole life. I supported my self. Even when married I made my own money. I got my job because I'm a hard worker and good at my job. In a warehouse no less. 20 years experience. You probably just can't get a girl.

10/6/2012 3:19:15 PM



Even if it were true that "most" women are on welfare (which it damn well isn't), in my state, if you're childless, you have to be down to less than $40 and own almost nothing to get about $300 in welfare, and that has to be either paid back or worked off, doing menial labor.

A woman with two kids gets an average of $650. That's for rent, transportaion, utilities, and clothing for all three of them.

Oh yeah, that's some mighty "flow" of bounty, all right.

But of course you know most women work their butts off for everything they have, and clearly, they've been outperforming you and getting ahead of you at work and school your whole life, or you wouldn't be so bitter.

10/6/2012 10:47:50 PM

Raised by Horses

@1455458

No need. Just introduce them to RadFem Hub, and vice versa.

10/8/2012 6:38:02 AM

DFM

OK, idiot. How about THIS for an independent woman?

A young woman graduates high school at 14, college at 16, fully accredited law school at 18, marries and then supports herself and her family working as a lawyer.

That woman was my mother. No welfare money. No handouts. She did it all herself.

1/4/2014 11:17:54 PM

Shax

@#1622599: he'd never believe it. Even if he did, he'd just move the goalposts and claim that they took it easy on her or something because she was female, blame it on Affirmative Action, something.

1/5/2014 1:02:22 AM
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