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I get polled all the time, and I do get frustrated sometimes because the polls are many times worded to achieve a desired result.

Here is a typical example:

during bush’s term in office I would often get polled about the Iraq war.

The question usually went something like “do you approve or disapprove of President Bush’s handling of the Iraq war”

UGH!!

That is a freaking BOGUS poll! because it’s rigged! If I answer truefully that I don’t approve of Bush’s handling of the war, my answer will get lumped together with all the lib answers and be trumpted from the rooftops as proof we should end the war in Iraq!

When NOTHING could be further from the truth. I didn’t approve because I wanted him to nuke the SOB’s back into the stone age !!!! and thought we had no business putting soldiers in harms way, when we could kill them by the millions from 1,000 miles away or 30,000 feet with no risk.

So I was forced to lie and said I approved when I didn’t

TexasFreeper2009, Free Republic 45 Comments [10/5/2012 3:49:48 AM]
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LAchlan

Kill who by the millions? You're a fucking idiot.

10/5/2012 3:52:15 AM

Paler_Face

Genocidal idiots like you need to be barred from voting for life.

10/5/2012 3:55:12 AM

Oh My Dog!

Ah... the fresh smell of genocidal mania.

Also...

That is a freaking BOGUS poll! because it’s rigged!

Your side has been known to rig elections.

10/5/2012 4:18:22 AM

wombat

This has nothing to do with fundies, but it's still kind of awesome :)

10/5/2012 4:48:27 AM

Leighton Buzzard

The thing about polls is true.

Why the freeper had a thing against Iraqis in the first place is a mystery.

10/5/2012 4:58:23 AM

Mister Spak

Did you know Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11, and never had WMDs?

Your understanding of the Iraq war is BOGUS!!!! NOTHING you know about Iraq could be farther from the truth.

10/5/2012 5:22:43 AM

whatever

All polls and elections are rigged.

"I wanted him to nuke the SOB’s back into the stone age !!!!"

And you see no global dangers from this localised action? No radiation clouds? No nuclear winter?

And how is committing genocide against Iraqis (who didn't all want Saddam to remain in power anyway) supposed to help?

10/5/2012 5:25:51 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Man, your lot isn't even trying to maintain a facade of being "liberators" anymore, are you?

10/5/2012 5:28:58 AM

Filin De Blanc

The Free Republic solution to literally everything is "kill them". People are performing abortions? Kill them. People are voting for Obama? Kill them. Someone cuts you off in traffic? Kill them. They're like serial killers without the backbone.

10/5/2012 5:34:36 AM

rubber chicken

Go on, admit it! The thought of the horrific death of millions of people, gives you a chubby, doesn't it ?

10/5/2012 5:41:41 AM

dionysus

No risk?!? You think nuking a country is no fucking risk? How about the fact that after you break the international code of war and endanger all of Europe and (obviously) the middle east with nuclear fallout you will become a worldwide pariah. You will not only radicalize the majority of Muslims and get more terrorist attacks than you can possibly handle but you'll get no help from Europe and they may even support anyone that tries to destroy you. America will instantly lose all of its trade deals and have embargoes set against it. So now you've got constant bloodshed and a rapidly failing economy to deal with. All because you wanted to take the "easy" way out. I'd talk about the millions of innocent children you'd kill but I doubt a complete, unrepentant asshole like you would even care. Hell, you'd probably love to watch.

10/5/2012 6:30:39 AM

Horsefeathers

"I get polled all the time, and I do get frustrated sometimes because the polls are many times worded to achieve a desired result."

No shit. Companies and political groups don't pay a lot of money to polling organizations to hear what you think--they pay a lot of money to polling organizations to hear what they want to hear to justify what they're doing or their views. Polling companies know this, of course.

"I didn’t approve because I wanted him to nuke the SOB’s back into the stone age !!!! and thought we had no business putting soldiers in harms way, when we could kill them by the millions from 1,000 miles away or 30,000 feet with no risk."

What is with you people and wanting to use nuclear weapons all the fucking time? Do you not know what a nuclear weapon does nor the consequences of their use both politically and militarily?

"So I was forced to lie and said I approved when I didn’t"

Tell them you don't want to be polled, moron.

10/5/2012 6:56:13 AM

farpadokly

In that case, you just should've said "approve" as the closest thing to your real opinion.
What would be the effect of dropping a nuclear bomb on Iraq? Oh, only that the entire world would hate you. It would be a gigantic crime and lead to the loss of untold innocent lives, and lead to more reprisals against Americans.
And why this aggression against Iraq? What did Iraq ever do to you? The 9/11 hijackers were mostly Saudis. Bin Laden was a Saudi.

10/5/2012 7:16:33 AM

Pule Thamex

Look, the facts are, 1) Iraqis are not Americans, 2) Even if they were, they wouldn't be the right sort of Americans, 3) We all know Bible God favours genocide and that He has become an American citizen, 4) We are all aware that the equivalence of ape-like snarling and tribal-ape threatening gestures can very easily be blazoned all over the interwaves, 5) Combine those four items with the advertizing of American superduperness and you'd be mad to pass up the opportunity.

10/5/2012 7:23:18 AM

Papabear

"I get polled all the time,..."

Stop bending over in the prison shower and you won't get poled as often.

10/5/2012 8:32:22 AM

John_in_Oz

That would teach them not to not have weapons of mass destruction!

It'd teach every country on Earth not to not have nukes.

10/5/2012 8:46:53 AM

Robespierre

Yeah, they should have a box to tick for MacArthur types, to account for the crazies.

10/5/2012 9:16:55 AM

Osiris

Damn these polls. They are designed to trick me into making it seem like I hold reasonable political beliefs when really I'm a dangerous psychopath.

10/5/2012 9:27:12 AM

UHM

"That is a freaking BOGUS poll! because it’s rigged!" No, you're just thinking maniputatively about the issue. If you stopped thinking about the outcome of the poll, you might be able to stop lying.

"when we could kill them by the millions from 1,000 miles away or 30,000 feet with no risk." And after you have killed the 8.8 million people of Baghdad with several a-bombs, if you're lucky the radioactive winds will hit Israel. Have fun expalining that one.

10/5/2012 9:41:54 AM

Thinking Allowed

The question usually went something like “do you approve or disapprove of President Bush’s handling of the Iraq war”

...

That is a freaking BOGUS poll! because it’s rigged!


Please someone explain to me how that poll is rigged?

Also in polls, the answers are usually anonymous. Who would know how you answered it unless you shouted out "I ANSWERED ________________!"

10/5/2012 10:24:54 AM

freako104

So you want to kill all of them even the innocent ones. Kind of says a lot about you. Even Bush wasn't that bad.

10/5/2012 10:31:50 AM

dfmfundies

And yet, when something like 20 percent of respondents said they disapproved of Obama's health-care reforms because they thought they didn't go far enough, your ilk was happy enough to tout the "majority" that was opposed to it.

10/5/2012 11:47:21 AM

Ebon

This is the Republican's new meme: Polls are biased.

10/5/2012 12:05:03 PM

John

So I guess the follow-up question should have been "do you approve or disapprove of killing massive numbers of random civilians simply because they live in the same country"? You could answer that one "yes". Then you wouldn't be lumped together with the libs - you'd be lumped in with Al Qaeda.

10/5/2012 12:10:03 PM

TheReasonator

Sadly I remember many people in high school would say things like "we should just nuke them and be done with it".

10/5/2012 12:47:06 PM
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