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Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck says that GOP hopeful Mitt Romney’s poll numbers have fallen as a part of a plan from God to make it obvious to the American people that divine intervention was responsible when Republicans take the White House in November.

“I know Mitt Romney wasn’t your first choice, nor was he mine,” Beck recently told controversial “historian” David Barton in a video clip highlighted by Right Wing Watch on Monday. “I am to the point that — A — God is trying to make this so clear to us that if it happens, it’s his finger. Because nothing looks good.”


Glenn Beck, The Raw Story 49 Comments [10/5/2012 6:32:07 AM]
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tracer

Glenn Beck: The only right-wing nutcase who was SO nutty that Fox News cancelled his show.

10/5/2012 2:13:59 PM

checkmate

God is trying to make this so clear to us

God is trying?

What a strange God you have. Perhaps you should assist him in some way, he seems to need your help.

Gee, nowadays omnipotence isn't what it used to be.

10/5/2012 2:47:24 PM

farpadokly

@Hastur: I accept the admonishment. I didn't mean to impute anything against Americans, whom I like and admire very much.
I do think it's astonishing that people like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, etc, are taken seriously though.

10/5/2012 2:51:59 PM

LAchlan

.... and this Beck guy hasn't been sectioned?

10/5/2012 3:07:49 PM

JSS

Sometimes I wonder why Glenn Beck does (did) have a show. There's a good long spectrum in between believing that a god exists, and believing that God is interfering with our petty election affairs, implementing his own complex strategy to ensure his guy wins.

10/5/2012 3:42:53 PM

whatever

So you are saying the only way America can get a republican president in the 2012 election is if there's a divine intervention? Good going, Glenn! The situation has become so obvious that even you can see it!

Gerald "Voices From Spirit" Polley also stood for president earlier on. I bet you'd have preferred him as president!

10/5/2012 5:07:37 PM

Doubting Thomas

What happens when God's divine intervention makes Obama win a second term?

10/5/2012 5:36:04 PM

Phloom

When Glen Beck starts being incontinent and defecating in his pants, his handlers will stop him from making anymore public appearances. Should be any day now.

10/5/2012 6:56:41 PM

Raised by Horses

Your God is a shitty communicator.

10/5/2012 7:59:04 PM

Sasha

Because nothing looks good.”

Certainly nothing you've ever said.

10/5/2012 9:50:51 PM

Justanotheratheist

Of course, if you simply ask why God doesn't publicly endorse Romney you'd be told that "He moves in mysterious ways." That's the standard answer for everything that makes no fucking sense, and it's needed frequently.

10/6/2012 1:24:58 AM

Reynardine

If there's "intervention", there won't be a damn thing divine about it.

10/6/2012 4:22:51 AM

Canadiest

Two liars supporting another liar all in the hopes of a church-state goverment, all to no good end.

Ann Coulter recently exclaimed " I didn't know the retarded vote was so important". Bullshit Anne, You, Beck, Barton and Romney know that's the Republican base that you all influence.

10/6/2012 6:24:36 AM

breakerslion

@ checkmate:

Bible God has been losing ground steadily. The creator of the universe and drowner of planets was winding down when he merely trashed a couple of cities, and by the time Moses came around, he was playing with frogs and bugs. He needed the help of an army to finish off Jericho. Now, he's reduced to scaring the senile and infirm into going to the voting booth by depressing a few statistics.

10/6/2012 7:29:41 AM

RW2

So, God is going to finger Mitt Romney?

10/6/2012 8:34:18 AM

Anon-e-moose

From the front page of the Financial Times, a week or so ago (I draw your attention to the last two paragraphs of the article; especially the latter):



Facts don't lie, Glenn(da). Unlike your nonexistent 'God', however.

Moral:



Cry more, inbred, right-wing fundie teabagger, inferior subhuman redneck trailer-trash, pastor knob-gobbling slime. Your tears of impotent despair are sweet to we infinitely superior left-wing Atheists.

Feels good to be on the eternally winning side. Welcome to our world, bitches. >:D [/hyper-smug & ultra-superior]

10/6/2012 11:39:56 AM

Mattiedef

@Xotan

You do realize there's this thing called the first amendment right? In the United States constitution. It means these crazies can talk all they want. A lot of the reason they keep talking is because people find them hilarious... not 'thralls.'

Vapid generalizations are exactly what fundies like to play with.

10/6/2012 12:20:32 PM

rageaholic

Yeah, if Romney wins, it is clearly God giving us the finger.

10/6/2012 5:42:18 PM



On the contrary, it looks very good for Romney.

GOP legislators and operatives in multiple states have been working for four years to create laws that disenfranchise Democrats, cage voters, redistrict to their advantage, reduce voting hours in Democratic districts, and hire challengers whose sole purpose is to sit at the polls and try to prevent Democrats from voting. And let's not forget good old Diebold, whose machines are still in the game. Taking all that into account, the miracle will be if OBAMA is reelected.

It's going to be 2000/2004 all over again.

10/6/2012 10:12:31 PM

Often Partisan

"Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck says that GOP hopeful Mitt Romney’s poll numbers have fallen as a part of a plan from God to make it obvious to the American people that divine intervention was responsible when Republicans take the White House in November. "

Obama bitch!

11/8/2012 1:59:16 PM

Canadiest

And by the way:

"controversial “historian” David Barton"
is the only way to to descibe him.

11/8/2012 3:35:45 PM

Canadiest

And by the way:

"controversial “historian” David Barton"
is the only way to to descibe him.

11/8/2012 3:38:01 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Obama was reelected. Must have been God's plan.

4/26/2013 9:09:02 PM

Quantum Mechanic

'Conservative talk show host'

'Idiot' has fewer letters.

7/29/2013 11:23:04 PM
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