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[Commenting on the Presidential debate.]

Is Obama wearing Whiteface? He looks lighter…..

Also a early zinger went past…Mittens said that the debare was the most “romantic place he (Obummer) could be, tonight”…there. With him. Considering Obummer’s proclivity for old White men…..zing! That hit Moochelle, too. Barry called the She Beast “Sweetie” – nothing he’s ever said in his entire CAREER sounded so fake.

It’s 20 + minutes in, and am I’m bored. I hate them both. I wish they’d start punching each other out. Romney would deck the little Darky Homo.

Denise, Occidental Dissent 18 Comments [10/8/2012 3:34:15 AM]
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Power Skunk

The ONLY sentence in this I agreed with was the one about them punching each other. That would be good television, a presidential debate/MMA match.
I got ten bucks says Obama gets Romney to tap out in the third round.

10/8/2012 4:23:29 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Yeah, Barack looks like he might know some moves. Romney would be all Queensbury Rules, and Obama would kick him in the bollocks. Let's see it!

(Wouldn't work in the UK ... our leaders are all pink-cheeked public schoolboys who would get hurt first go and then run crying to their mummies).

10/8/2012 4:55:06 AM

Doubting Thomas

So what are all you Obama haters going to come up with when the gay claims don't make people dislike him?

10/8/2012 5:21:31 AM

SpukiKitty

They're really getting desperate, now:

The "Secret Muslim" thing was a bust.

The "Born In Kenya" crap was a big fat zero.

Smearing his mom didn't work.

How about a new angle..."Obama Is Gay"?!


"Is Obama wearing Whiteface? He looks lighter…"

He's half-white, you dink!


"Obummer", "Moochelle"

Why are you incapable of ever saying their names correctly & why are you under the unfortunate delusion that Michelle Obama is an obese hoodrat? Again, seeing Michelle Obama as an obese hoodrat is like confusing Marty Feldman for Brad Pitt. Why?! Get some glasses, man!


Obama's quite strong, fit & youthful, he'd plaster Romney in one punch...but Obama is too much of a gentleman to stoop to such behavior...unlike teabaggers.

10/8/2012 6:28:41 AM

UHM

Yeah, let's decide who can lead the United States by the way the Klingons do! After all, intellect hasn't been issue for several decades anyhow…

I'm happy Obama is black, it was the only way to keep the two apart.

10/8/2012 7:07:13 AM

J. James

For the life of me I cannot fathom why they think Michelle Obama is ugly. Have you seen her arms? They're sculpted like Greek statues. And she has a very kind-looking face above that.

10/8/2012 8:42:07 AM

dfmfundies

@ J. James:

For the life of me I cannot fathom why they think Michelle Obama is ugly.

The amount of melanin in her skin.

10/8/2012 9:25:21 AM

nazani14

" the debate was the most “romantic place he (Obummer) could be, tonight"

Is that a reference to it being the Obamas' wedding anniversary? If so, what a turd.

10/8/2012 9:38:00 AM

Ebon

Boring, unoriginal racism.

10/8/2012 10:12:23 AM



J. James

"Is Obama wearing Whiteface? He looks lighter….. "

This is particularly hilarious in light of Romney trying to camouflage himself as Mexican during his Telemundo interview by loading up on the spray-tan until his orangeness surpassed John Boehner's and Donald Trump's.



If you think that's drastic, at some angles it's worse.



He looks like a Cheeto!



Scratch that. WORSE than a Cheeto.

10/8/2012 10:21:57 AM

Mattidef

Cheeto Romany versus Whiteface Obama in the RING. ONE TIME ONLY.

TONIGHT! This is a fund-raising event for both sides.

10/8/2012 11:55:23 AM

Reynardine

Something tells me nobody's calling you "Sweetie" tonight, Sweetie.

10/8/2012 3:56:44 PM

Reynardine

In speaking of "whiteface", I note they had Romney in Max Factor Amber Rose on Debate Night, as opposed to the Tan #2 he was using on Univision.

10/8/2012 3:59:31 PM

Raised by Horses

@J. James

Well, obviously things would be easier for Romney if he were Latino. I mean, the White Welfare House just gives away presidencies and shit to miniorities, after all.

10/8/2012 4:29:05 PM

Mike Litoris

Yeah, whatever happened to hot First Ladies?


10/8/2012 8:37:50 PM

fishtank

@Leighton Buzzard
I imagine all the rubgy and wrestling guys never make it into politics.

10/9/2012 8:41:00 AM

BlackMageJ

The fate of the Union will be decided as it should be... IN MORTAL KOMBAT!

10/13/2012 2:56:54 AM

Vet Emergency

Just throwing this out there, cracker, your (hypothetical, of course) wife is probably fatter than Michelle is.

10/16/2012 5:20:12 PM
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