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I was in a PLAYPLEX this weekend with my children. I entered a LAZER ZONE room which was pitch black and filled with BLACK LIGHT. The SOUND in the room was VIOLENT and HARASSING. God immediately told me to "get out of there". My legs were trembling when I left that LAZER ZONE. I prayed quickly and the Lord told me "MALEDRONE". I stayed in the PLAYPLEX arcade (not the LAZER ZONE) for another hour with my children and began to get a TERRIBLE HEADACHE. I was speaking in tongues the entire time. When I got home I looked in the dictionary for some meaning to MALEDRONE. As I scanned the pages and didn't see MALEDRONE, I felt led to this word- "Malediction" which is a prayer to befall to hurt someone, a CURSE.... and then I looked up, "Drone" which is a low humming or a pilotless plane or ship controlled by radio signals. I believe the Lord was telling me that in this PLAYPLEX, I literally was being CURSED and it was coming through in a subconscious hum of some sort."

Unknown (to me anyways), Demonbusters.com 82 Comments [10/8/2012 3:49:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 113
Submitted By: Hannah
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#1455970
arnold Facepalmer

Instead of leading you to the word "Malediction" god, if it existed, would have been wise to have led you to the word "Medication".

10/8/2012 4:18:58 AM
#1455971
UHM

"thoughts in your mind" != "God"

Also, wow that's some biased thinking.

"I was speaking in tongues the entire time." So don't drink beer when you should be watching your kids.

10/8/2012 4:20:50 AM
#1455977
Wandering Scribe

...so God couldn't just lead you to "malediction" in the first place? He had to give you a fake, nonexistent word instead?

Maybe God was drunk and "speaking in tongues" as well...

10/8/2012 4:38:18 AM
#1455981


Wow.............

10/8/2012 4:43:59 AM
#1455982
Leighton Buzzard

Serious mental illness. Not funny.

10/8/2012 4:44:43 AM
#1455983
LAchlan

Sure it wasn't "mephedrone" and you'd taken some of it?

10/8/2012 4:45:25 AM
#1455984


"I was speaking in tongues the entire time."


How embarrassing for the poor kids.

10/8/2012 4:45:53 AM
#1455988
WhiteNoise

All those random caps reminds me of those ad-lib paragraph generator things... or some kind of toy commercial.

10/8/2012 4:48:24 AM
#1455996
Doubting Thomas

Spending the afternoon in a noisy arcade surrounded by hordes of screaming kids would give me a terrible headache too.

10/8/2012 4:58:48 AM
#1456000
Krimzon Flygon

Cursed through a subconsious hum?

Okay, Unknown, repeat after me.

Mass Effect. Is. A Game. There are no. Such things. As Reapers.

10/8/2012 5:07:18 AM
#1456014
Veras_the_Brujah

The word you're looking for is migraine.

10/8/2012 5:24:35 AM
#1456018
gravematter

The mentally-ill say the funniest things? It's hard to laugh at someone who so clearly needs psychiatric help...

10/8/2012 5:29:34 AM
#1456020
Mister Spak

You FORGOT to TAKE your MEDS.


10/8/2012 5:36:34 AM
#1456024
SpukiKitty

I feel bad for your kids. You need psych help, man!

10/8/2012 5:42:09 AM
#1456037
Reynardine

The Lord was telling you that you need to see a neuropsychiatrist, PDQ.

10/8/2012 5:55:37 AM
#1456071
Martha Jones

Those Lazer Zones give me headaches from the strobe lights and noises but I have never gotten hallucinations.

I think you need some help, dude or lady.

10/8/2012 6:46:36 AM
#1456072
Papabear

Sounds like a complicated excuse for not liking loud music and being afraid of the dark.

10/8/2012 6:50:02 AM
#1456079
somecommonsense

This is not a fundamentalist, this is clearly a mentally ill person. And I have to say I object to holding up an obviously mentally ill person for ridicule.

10/8/2012 6:59:12 AM
#1456100


Sounds like you had a bad trip at an LSD/wormwood/peyote party some time ago, and a flashback occurred at the playplex. Maybe you just have epilepsy. Either way, there is help.

10/8/2012 7:36:33 AM
#1456102


hey now guys, epilepsy must be hard enough to deal with on its own, never mind the case of religious psychosis. unknown doesnt need us making fun of her, she probably gets enough of that IRL anyways.

10/8/2012 7:42:32 AM
#1456109
Doubting Thomas

To all who say this person isn't fundie and is mentally ill:

How is this any more insane than the first quote on the fstdt.com top 100? This person did post to demonbusters.com, which appears to be as crazy religious a site as Ministering Deliverance.

Unfortunately, with a lot of mental illness incorporating religion, it's often hard to separate the two.

10/8/2012 7:58:04 AM
#1456112
fishtank

Oh my.

That's practically medieval.

10/8/2012 8:12:36 AM
#1456121
J. James

That amount of random capslock indicates a severe case of web-leprosy.

10/8/2012 8:30:58 AM
#1456125


Those poor children.

10/8/2012 8:37:39 AM
#1456128
Nope

schizophrenia is scary. :(

10/8/2012 8:46:06 AM
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