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I was in a PLAYPLEX this weekend with my children. I entered a LAZER ZONE room which was pitch black and filled with BLACK LIGHT. The SOUND in the room was VIOLENT and HARASSING. God immediately told me to "get out of there". My legs were trembling when I left that LAZER ZONE. I prayed quickly and the Lord told me "MALEDRONE". I stayed in the PLAYPLEX arcade (not the LAZER ZONE) for another hour with my children and began to get a TERRIBLE HEADACHE. I was speaking in tongues the entire time. When I got home I looked in the dictionary for some meaning to MALEDRONE. As I scanned the pages and didn't see MALEDRONE, I felt led to this word- "Malediction" which is a prayer to befall to hurt someone, a CURSE.... and then I looked up, "Drone" which is a low humming or a pilotless plane or ship controlled by radio signals. I believe the Lord was telling me that in this PLAYPLEX, I literally was being CURSED and it was coming through in a subconscious hum of some sort."

Unknown (to me anyways), Demonbusters.com 82 Comments [10/8/2012 3:49:34 AM]
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Swede

What's black light?

Perhaps you have epilepsy? It can be triggered by sound as well as light, ya know. The speaking in tongues and the headache could be symptoms.

10/8/2012 8:58:01 AM

OhJohnNo

Did you WRITE this in a COMIC BOOK?

10/8/2012 9:00:03 AM



I like how the IMPORTANT words are CAPITALIZED, like when you talk to someone in a POKEMON game.

10/8/2012 9:06:50 AM

nazani14

The exclusively *male* Drones' Club is in Mayfair, London. Jeeves can give you directions.

10/8/2012 9:12:42 AM

Frank

"I looked up, "Drone" which is a low humming or a pilotless plane or ship controlled by radio signals."

Or you every time you open your mouth.

10/8/2012 9:19:42 AM

Thinking Allowed

So not taking in account the dark room,noise, and black light, then yes I would say you're cursed.

10/8/2012 9:34:15 AM

Joe Mama

Is there anything these fundies DON'T find Satanic?

10/8/2012 9:44:28 AM



So, you went to play a Laser Tag game but had a panic attack..? Weird demons you guys suffer from.

10/8/2012 9:46:42 AM

Madbull

@ Swede

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_light

It makes colors stand out against a black background.

And 'Male Drone' could be a reference to insect hives. The drone being the bug that boinks the queen

10/8/2012 9:57:40 AM

Reynardine

If an ignorant and superstitious person were to have an epileptiform attack triggered by strobing - a pretty common trigger for one- this is a likely outcome. I reiterate, see a neuropsychiatrist, and if those are beyond your means, at least check into an emergency room at any sign of another attack.

10/8/2012 10:00:23 AM

Ebon

Take your meds, these things go away.

10/8/2012 10:02:00 AM

Doperwtje

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a land of insanity. Next stop, the LAZER ZONE!

10/8/2012 10:24:26 AM

Berny

They shouldn't let the mentally ill in places where there are children, and they should take yours away before you try to exorcise non-existent demons from them.

10/8/2012 10:34:02 AM

Pak

Look, I know Hunter S. Thompson was a genius but he was exaggerating. You really should not take a trunk full of drugs and alcohol all at once. It won't lead to hilarious commentary on America. You will die. Get help.

10/8/2012 10:43:18 AM

Ludd

That's all kinds of delicious crazy right there.

10/8/2012 10:44:24 AM

Uhura

"For those of you who demand to see a Scripture before you can believe something, there are NO Scriptures that say YOU do NOT have demons. That should settle it!"


No actually, it doesn't.


10/8/2012 11:11:06 AM

Blackdisabledjewishlesbian

Or maybe you just have schizophrenia.

10/8/2012 11:13:31 AM

Prager

Unknown is a very silly person.

10/8/2012 11:16:47 AM

John

Why doesn't the Lord just fry the place's circuits if He's so worried about it? Are you like Lot, so special that He's only going to warn you?

10/8/2012 11:51:55 AM

breakerslion

I think you've gone a bit out of your way here to deny the obvious. "Drone" is a word used to describe male bees. You were complaining about "a subconscious hum of some sort." Humming is also associated with bees.

Your problem is obvious. You have rabies.

"Bees in my head! Bees in my head!" - Cujo

Seriously, it does sound like triggered epilepsy. Seek medical attention and stop trying to pray it away. "God helps those who help themselves." (Mainly by taking credit for what you did yourself.)

10/8/2012 12:43:15 PM

Steven Mading

What a moron. He thinks MALEDRONE (sic) sounds like MALEDICTION because it's some sort of incantation, when the part of the word that means an incantation is the part that SOUNDS DIFFERENT, YOU MORON. It's the "Diction" part that means incantation. The "Male" part just means bad or failing. So if you think DRONE is a spy plane, then MALEDRONE is a malfunctioning spy plane.

10/8/2012 12:47:56 PM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud


10/8/2012 12:52:19 PM

John

Actually, the Lord said "MALADROIT!" - it was a sneering heavenly comment on Unknown's lame LaserZone playing skills.

10/8/2012 1:44:29 PM

Old Viking

BUMMER.

10/8/2012 2:03:10 PM

checkmate

I was speaking in tongues the entire time.

Oh really? And just what languages were you speaking? According to the bible, "tounges" means "languages". So what were you speaking? Latin? Greek? Hebrew? Aramaic? Sanscrit? Spanish? Russian?

Or were you just stammering gibberish?

10/8/2012 2:09:14 PM
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