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I was in a PLAYPLEX this weekend with my children. I entered a LAZER ZONE room which was pitch black and filled with BLACK LIGHT. The SOUND in the room was VIOLENT and HARASSING. God immediately told me to "get out of there". My legs were trembling when I left that LAZER ZONE. I prayed quickly and the Lord told me "MALEDRONE". I stayed in the PLAYPLEX arcade (not the LAZER ZONE) for another hour with my children and began to get a TERRIBLE HEADACHE. I was speaking in tongues the entire time. When I got home I looked in the dictionary for some meaning to MALEDRONE. As I scanned the pages and didn't see MALEDRONE, I felt led to this word- "Malediction" which is a prayer to befall to hurt someone, a CURSE.... and then I looked up, "Drone" which is a low humming or a pilotless plane or ship controlled by radio signals. I believe the Lord was telling me that in this PLAYPLEX, I literally was being CURSED and it was coming through in a subconscious hum of some sort."

Unknown (to me anyways), Demonbusters.com 82 Comments [10/8/2012 3:49:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Hannah
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Sammettik

Fundiemon: Demonically red version

10/8/2012 2:22:27 PM



Epilepsy? My mate talks a load of shite when she's been exposed to strobe lights too, and some people hear voices

10/8/2012 2:22:53 PM

farpadokly

It's the kids I feel sorry for. Can you imagine growing up with this nutcase? "Mom, can we go to Lazer Zone?" *mom is speaking in tongues and looking up imaginary words in the dictionary*

10/8/2012 2:45:18 PM

ShadowNet

It's called a stroke, not demons.

10/8/2012 3:02:58 PM

blackrat

Funny, I get the same thing when I walk into a church. Except I hear the word "retards"....so I looked it up, and I found out it means "people who believe in an invisible entity and sacrificing all pointless beliefs into theirs and others lives"

10/8/2012 3:08:32 PM

Raised by Horses


10/8/2012 4:40:43 PM

solomongrundy

Steven Mading wrote
'So if you think DRONE is a spy plane, then MALEDRONE is a malfunctioning spy plane.'

Actually it's a Medium Altitude Long Endurance Drone, for example the Sagem Patroller. No, really, it genuinely is.


10/8/2012 4:52:43 PM

Alencon

Oh crap, those poor kids.

10/8/2012 4:59:38 PM

TheReasonator

Go back to the Lazer Zone. I bet God delivers you the same message again. I bet you will hear the exact same message every single time. You have a very accessible deity. But I don't get why you've decided to worship an audio recording for a lazer tag game.

10/8/2012 6:58:53 PM



@#1456280

You might be onto something.

10/8/2012 8:28:48 PM

Mike Litoris


10/8/2012 8:59:43 PM

Sasha

Find someone else to take your kids to the playplex while you make an appointment with a neurologist.

10/8/2012 9:28:59 PM

EmFinn

Isn't Demonbusters a known Poe variant, set up and run by a group of relatively sane individuals in order to get the most dangerously insane fundies to out themselves?

10/8/2012 9:51:59 PM

Sylvana

Despite the belief in demons and curses, I don't think this person is mentally ill. Loud music and flickering lights will cause many people to get headaches. Not to mention that many confuse their own inner feelings and monologue with that of a religious deity. All of these are common actions and misconceptions of the fanatically religious, including believing in demons and curses. It does not make them mentally ill, just gullible.

10/9/2012 12:06:06 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Pictured.



"God" from the LAZER ZONE.

10/9/2012 12:48:43 AM

louislois

Go back on your meds psycho...

10/9/2012 1:14:35 AM

John_in_Oz

Wow. If it was a curse of stupidity, we now have our first objective evidence that curses can work!

10/9/2012 1:24:37 AM

michael3ov

Do your children a favor, and society as well, give them up for adoption immediately.

10/9/2012 3:48:48 AM

Dyz

And so the schizophrenia begins.

10/9/2012 4:54:38 AM

economics_101

"I was speaking in tongues the entire time."

This turn of events is giving me a TERRIBLE HEADACHE.

10/9/2012 1:31:57 PM

evilred

That fundie is fucked in the head. I say meds, loss of child custody and involuntary stay in a rubber room is in order.

10/9/2012 1:53:10 PM

myheadhurts

.... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

10/9/2012 3:12:10 PM

VioletBeauregarde

Remember, kids, crack is bad...REALLY bad!
Lady/Sir...see a physician, neurologist and psychologist please! You may be mentally ill or have epilepsy.

10/9/2012 3:21:17 PM

tracer

@ Swede :

"Black light" is another name for low-frequency ultraviolet light. Some indoor areas have black walls that are painted with designs in fluorescent ("day-glow") paint, and are then illuminated with black lights to give an eerie effect.

White cotton also shows up very strikingly under ultraviolet light, as do teeth, which adds to the otherworldly effect.

10/9/2012 3:47:55 PM



Shit, how are these people able to drive cars?

10/9/2012 4:08:44 PM
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