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I was in a PLAYPLEX this weekend with my children. I entered a LAZER ZONE room which was pitch black and filled with BLACK LIGHT. The SOUND in the room was VIOLENT and HARASSING. God immediately told me to "get out of there". My legs were trembling when I left that LAZER ZONE. I prayed quickly and the Lord told me "MALEDRONE". I stayed in the PLAYPLEX arcade (not the LAZER ZONE) for another hour with my children and began to get a TERRIBLE HEADACHE. I was speaking in tongues the entire time. When I got home I looked in the dictionary for some meaning to MALEDRONE. As I scanned the pages and didn't see MALEDRONE, I felt led to this word- "Malediction" which is a prayer to befall to hurt someone, a CURSE.... and then I looked up, "Drone" which is a low humming or a pilotless plane or ship controlled by radio signals. I believe the Lord was telling me that in this PLAYPLEX, I literally was being CURSED and it was coming through in a subconscious hum of some sort."

Unknown (to me anyways), Demonbusters.com 82 Comments [10/8/2012 3:49:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 119
Submitted By: Hannah
WTF?! || meh

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I was TYPING in CAPITALS like I ALWAYS do, emphasizing RANDOM words AS IF that would HELP ME make SENSE...

10/10/2012 11:45:45 AM


This is the worst rap song I've ever heard.

10/10/2012 3:55:36 PM


Gotta be poe.


10/13/2012 4:53:02 PM


You have children? Here's another reason why I cannot believe in intelligent design. Even complete idiots find it easy to reproduce.

10/14/2012 12:42:00 AM


breathing your own farts all day isn't helping, huh?

10/24/2012 11:20:37 PM


Just when I thought Demonbusters.com heretics could not get any more stupider....This Demonbusters.com disciple idiot comes up!

The world's dumbest people are either Mormon, Ecunemist/Word Faith/Roman Catholic/TBN/Assembly Of God, Pentecostal Holiness, Jack Hyles worshiper, Ruckmanites, Jehovah's Wittiness, Harold Camping disciple, Muslim, Sacred Name YHWH Groups, Fred Phelps Cult member or the retards at DemonBusters.com!

11/4/2012 7:51:20 PM


Read this out loud, and shout every word in caps. You'll thank me.

12/17/2012 9:16:08 PM
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