But we all know the liberal left will look to anything other than God and say it was the reason for the unusualy high temps. Like: "Well this years record setting temps were due to all the volcanoes spuing debri into the air. God had nothing to do with it.
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But we all know the fundamentalist Christian will look no further than than God and say it was the reason for the unusually high temps. Like: "Well this years record setting temps were due liberals legalizing gay marriage. Climate change had nothing to do with it!"
Liberals are mostly Center-Right, stupid, not left.
You think they are nuts because they want logical explanations?
Yeah, and Astronomers look to gravity, not God. And Actuaries look to statistics and not God. Chemists look to valencies and not God.
Actually, volcanoes spewing ash into the air will cool the planet a bit, since all that ash blocks and reflects sunlight.
But I do laugh at the idea that warmer temperatures aren't because of natural or manmade phenomena, but rather God is fiddling with the celestial thermostat.
"Well this years record setting temps were due to all the volcanoes spuing debri into the air. "
Well didn't you know that volcano stuff up in the air causes lower temps?
Your lies don't convince me that global warming isn't real, they just convince me that you're a liar.
ummm... waiting1...
Maybe plagues and volcano eruptions WERE caused by God. But that should never be the first assumption. Last time it was the Plague was treated by priests whipping themselves and praying over people. We now know that the Plague can be treated with antibiotics and had we had them at the time we would have saved millions of people. But forget about hypothetical situations 9in which we have antibiotics during the bubonic plague) a very real menace, small pox, was eliminated by science. The religious morons did nothing and some were even against the eradication of small pox because in their opinion small pox was "a creation of God".
It really is amazing how much non-believers will try to justify their own sins isn't it? Now they've resorted as low as to refer to actual science and intelligence for their knowledge of the world around them, instead of referring solely to ancient texts like the most fundamentally disturbed among us. Oh the humanity!
Stupid Libruls, with their facts, and their science, and their statistics. Always running around, paying attention to reality, instead of properly accepting the world as it was described 2000 years ago by booger-flicking goatherds! How dare they insist on logical and scientific explanations, rather than accepting that Jebus cast Control Weather in order to punish the gays?
Precisely, things happen because God erm, .. well anyway God er, .. and then He er,... and if you pay attention you will find that God er,..., um, and it's obvious if you keep an open mind that God does um,... to cause the climate to be changed. Proof positive.
Perhaps there comes a point when you are so irredeemably moronic that you might as well hold on to your utterly strange beliefs for all the difference it'll make. In for a penny, in for a pound.
If you're a whacko loony, you may as well go the whole hog. Welcome to the strange world of floating sky beasts.
Once again: if God existed and wanted to make his will and existence indisputably known to atheists and agnostics, he should appear himself in a situation where there was no question that he exists. If God is omniscient, he would know that atheists won't believe certain actions, that appear to be explainable through other means, were actually caused by him without further evidence. Creating extremely vague and tenuously-connected "consequences," expecting everyone to see them for his will, and punishing those who don't make the connection is just stupid and/or cruel. It's almost like he doesn't exist and is ascribed all sorts of vengeful power to keep people in line.
Liberals are so nuts they will try to logically explain away the plagues of the Tribulation on something other than God, when it would really be almost impossible to do such.
Yeah, but that's science for you: taking the almost impossible and, through years of research and repeatable experiments, making it a reality. And, funnily enough, refuting the idea of an involved creator many times over, while never uncovering solid proof of said involved creator. (The cause of the universe's creation is obviously still a giant mystery, and while I really don't think it was due to a rational being, I don't think we can 100% rule it out. But I am extremely skeptical about a deity or deities actively involved with the Earth's day-to-day operations.)
Actually, this year's record setting temps and other severe weather are due to the greenhouse effect; exacerbated by our continually increasing volume of C02 from burning fossil fuels. God has nothing to do with it. Also; plagues have existed since long before your god was invented. And I won't even use the words that come to mind when someone who is waiting and praying for the Rapture calls me stupid. It's like the insults of a toddler.
God, this one really set my teeth on edge.
As a liberal, let me say that "God" has a lot to do with global warming. Many "God" believers ignore scientific evidence about human contributions to global warming, believe that "God" gave them the earth to abuse and that "God" will get them a new earth should this one get ruined. They have obstructed all manner of measures to slow or stop global warming.
@Robespierre: I know it's tough to grasp, but that character in the fairy tale - the genocidal tyrant who throws tantrums like a two-year-old, visits horrible suffering on his most loyal and good followers just to make a point, and murders without discretion - is meant to be the hero
"Liberals are so nuts they try to logically explain... "
Oh, and it's "to a tee ". A tee, not a "T".
"Well this years record setting temps were due to all the volcanoes spuing debri into the air. God had nothing to do with it.
The other day I dropped a pencil and it fell to the floor. I said "doggone gravity", and someone said "No, that was God reaching down with His invisible hand to dash it to the floor."
I said, "Well, how about when I start my car? Isn't that the result of an oxidation reaction with gasoline?" But he said, "No, God knits each gasoline molecule to the required number of oxygen atoms trillions of times a second in each cylinder. He's a busy guy!"
So I said "Does that mean He's actually controlling my thoughts by manipulating the electrons in my brain?" He said "Get thee behind me, atheist!", held up a cross and took off.
Remind me, how many times now have you foresaid rapture, only to be left on your ass at the end of that particular day?
Yeah! Liberals are crazy! I mean, they want logical explanations for things, and stuff!
Who would want that when you could just say "goddidit"? It's crazy, I tell you!
Liberals are so dumb, thinking my God isn't the boss of everything and ignoring my commands on his behalf. They shall rue the day they mocked God!
*rides away on a pony driven hay cart, playing a banjo*
Uhmmm, you are aware that the story of Exodus--the whole slavery in Egypt/10 plagues/parting the Sea of Reeds/40 years wandering the desert, etc.--NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED, don't you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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