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But we all know the liberal left will look to anything other than God and say it was the reason for the unusualy high temps. Like: "Well this years record setting temps were due to all the volcanoes spuing debri into the air. God had nothing to do with it.
Liberals are so nuts they will try to logically explain away the plagues of the Tribulation on something other than God, when it would really be almost impossible to do such. In which case their own followers may go after them for such stupid and irrational explanations in light of the Bible showing all of them as exactly like they happened.
Ultra-Liberals are the ones Romans chapter 1 describes to a "T".

waiting1, rapture ready 41 Comments [10/9/2012 3:47:57 AM]
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SpukiKitty

No, we're not blaming volcanoes, we're blaming man-made pollution.

The rest is pure stupid.

10/9/2012 11:16:51 AM

dp

they're so nuts they try to logically explain thing!

10/9/2012 11:24:06 AM

breakerslion

"God had nothing to do with it."

Exactly.

10/9/2012 12:14:53 PM

Churchy LaFemme

"Liberals are so nuts they will try to logically explain away the plagues of the Tribulation on something other than God, when it would really be almost impossible to do such."

Actually, it's not that difficult, as there are a number of scientific explanations.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7530678/Biblical-plagues-really-happened-say-scientists.html

That particular theory blames climate change and the eruption of Thera as the cause.

10/9/2012 1:30:42 PM

farpadokly

God, this one really set my teeth on edge.
"Liberals are so nuts... stupid and irrational explanations". Says someone who gets all his information about current events and the real world from a fucking incomprehensible book of mysticism written in the 1st century that even the early church thought was crazy.

10/9/2012 1:32:32 PM

Old Viking

@ The Crimson Ghost: debri is the plural of debros.

10/9/2012 2:13:54 PM

SpukiKitty

I'm surprised these fundie people even know how to breathe.

10/9/2012 2:39:46 PM

Papabear

As a liberal, let me say that "God" has a lot to do with global warming. Many "God" believers ignore scientific evidence about human contributions to global warming, believe that "God" gave them the earth to abuse and that "God" will get them a new earth should this one get ruined. They have obstructed all manner of measures to slow or stop global warming.

10/9/2012 3:21:57 PM

Felix Wilde

@Robespierre: I know it's tough to grasp, but that character in the fairy tale - the genocidal tyrant who throws tantrums like a two-year-old, visits horrible suffering on his most loyal and good followers just to make a point, and murders without discretion - is meant to be the hero of the story. That's why they all have such a terrible grasp of how to act civilly or what is acceptable behaviour.

"Liberals are so nuts they try to logically explain..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh fuck! Logic is for the insane? Damn! And then to go on and assert said explanations are irrational... XD

Oh, and it's "to a tee". A tee, not a "T".

10/9/2012 3:45:04 PM

John

"Well this years record setting temps were due to all the volcanoes spuing debri into the air. God had nothing to do with it.

The other day I dropped a pencil and it fell to the floor. I said "doggone gravity", and someone said "No, that was God reaching down with His invisible hand to dash it to the floor."

I said, "Well, how about when I start my car? Isn't that the result of an oxidation reaction with gasoline?" But he said, "No, God knits each gasoline molecule to the required number of oxygen atoms trillions of times a second in each cylinder. He's a busy guy!"

So I said "Does that mean He's actually controlling my thoughts by manipulating the electrons in my brain?" He said "Get thee behind me, atheist!", held up a cross and took off.

10/9/2012 6:31:07 PM

Reckoner

Their revenge fantasies just keep getting more and more bizarre.

10/9/2012 7:16:34 PM

Indicible

Remind me, how many times now have you foresaid rapture, only to be left on your ass at the end of that particular day?
You were wrong then, odds are you are still wrong now.

10/9/2012 10:27:38 PM

louislois

Yeah! Liberals are crazy! I mean, they want logical explanations for things, and stuff!

Who would want that when you could just say "goddidit"? It's crazy, I tell you!

10/9/2012 11:52:48 PM

Noni911

It's funny how you think "Goddidit!" is actually a logical explanation.

10/10/2012 7:50:08 AM



Liberals are so dumb, thinking my God isn't the boss of everything and ignoring my commands on his behalf. They shall rue the day they mocked God!

*rides away on a pony driven hay cart, playing a banjo*

10/10/2012 11:14:32 AM

JGC

Uhmmm, you are aware that the story of Exodus--the whole slavery in Egypt/10 plagues/parting the Sea of Reeds/40 years wandering the desert, etc.--NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED, don't you?

10/10/2012 11:41:48 AM
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