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#1456656
SpukiKitty
No, we're not blaming volcanoes, we're blaming man-made pollution.
The rest is pure stupid.
10/9/2012 11:16:51 AM
#1456662
dp
they're so nuts they try to logically explain thing!
10/9/2012 11:24:06 AM
#1456679
breakerslion
"God had nothing to do with it."
Exactly.
10/9/2012 12:14:53 PM
#1456697
Churchy LaFemme
"Liberals are so nuts they will try to logically explain away the plagues of the Tribulation on something other than God, when it would really be almost impossible to do such."
Actually, it's not that difficult, as there are a number of scientific explanations.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7530678/Biblical-plagues-really-happened-say-scientists.html
That particular theory blames climate change and the eruption of Thera as the cause.
10/9/2012 1:30:42 PM
#1456700
farpadokly
God, this one really set my teeth on edge.
"Liberals are so nuts... stupid and irrational explanations". Says someone who gets all his information about current events and the real world from a fucking incomprehensible book of mysticism written in the 1st century that even the early church thought was crazy.
10/9/2012 1:32:32 PM
#1456716
Old Viking
@ The Crimson Ghost: debri is the plural of debros.
10/9/2012 2:13:54 PM
#1456721
SpukiKitty
I'm surprised these fundie people even know how to breathe.
10/9/2012 2:39:46 PM
#1456738
Papabear
As a liberal, let me say that "God" has a lot to do with global warming. Many "God" believers ignore scientific evidence about human contributions to global warming, believe that "God" gave them the earth to abuse and that "God" will get them a new earth should this one get ruined. They have obstructed all manner of measures to slow or stop global warming.
10/9/2012 3:21:57 PM
#1456748
Felix Wilde
@Robespierre: I know it's tough to grasp, but that character in the fairy tale - the genocidal tyrant who throws tantrums like a two-year-old, visits horrible suffering on his most loyal and good followers just to make a point, and murders without discretion - is meant to be the hero of the story. That's why they all have such a terrible grasp of how to act civilly or what is acceptable behaviour.
"Liberals are so nuts they try to logically explain..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh fuck! Logic is for the insane? Damn! And then to go on and assert said explanations are irrational... XD
Oh, and it's "to a tee". A tee, not a "T".
10/9/2012 3:45:04 PM
#1456785
John
"Well this years record setting temps were due to all the volcanoes spuing debri into the air. God had nothing to do with it.
The other day I dropped a pencil and it fell to the floor. I said "doggone gravity", and someone said "No, that was God reaching down with His invisible hand to dash it to the floor."
I said, "Well, how about when I start my car? Isn't that the result of an oxidation reaction with gasoline?" But he said, "No, God knits each gasoline molecule to the required number of oxygen atoms trillions of times a second in each cylinder. He's a busy guy!"
So I said "Does that mean He's actually controlling my thoughts by manipulating the electrons in my brain?" He said "Get thee behind me, atheist!", held up a cross and took off.
10/9/2012 6:31:07 PM
#1456793
Reckoner
Their revenge fantasies just keep getting more and more bizarre.
10/9/2012 7:16:34 PM
#1456850
Indicible
Remind me, how many times now have you foresaid rapture, only to be left on your ass at the end of that particular day?
You were wrong then, odds are you are still wrong now.
10/9/2012 10:27:38 PM
#1456858
louislois
Yeah! Liberals are crazy! I mean, they want logical explanations for things, and stuff!
Who would want that when you could just say "goddidit"? It's crazy, I tell you!
10/9/2012 11:52:48 PM
#1456989
Noni911
It's funny how you think "Goddidit!" is actually a logical explanation.
10/10/2012 7:50:08 AM
#1457069
Liberals are so dumb, thinking my God isn't the boss of everything and ignoring my commands on his behalf. They shall rue the day they mocked God!
*rides away on a pony driven hay cart, playing a banjo*
10/10/2012 11:14:32 AM
#1457074
JGC
Uhmmm, you are aware that the story of Exodus--the whole slavery in Egypt/10 plagues/parting the Sea of Reeds/40 years wandering the desert, etc.--NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED, don't you?
10/10/2012 11:41:48 AM
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