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Quote# 89982

In 2003, when Bush was president, I took a male cat to be fixed. It cost $40, pain meds were free.

Today, I took a female cat to be fixed. For the exact same procedures, it cost $80, plus $13 for pain meds.

Thank you, Mr President.

Acts 5:41, Rapture Ready 114 Comments [10/9/2012 3:48:41 AM]
Fundie Index: 115
WTF?! || meh

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OK OP, sit down. It's time for us to have a talk. You know that boys and girls have different private parts, right?

10/18/2012 4:35:43 PM


Listen you stupid little shit...

With males, they basically just go snip snip to the balls. Very little work goes into it, and the need for pain meds is minimal.

For FEMALE cats, they actually have to cut the cat open and the recovery time is much longer, hence why it is so much more expensive. Obama has diddly fuck all to do with it!

10/18/2012 5:57:51 PM

Oh yes, what a tragedy. Vet fees have risen.

10/29/2012 4:49:32 AM


Because OF COURSE Obama directly affects the prices at your local pharmacy.


11/27/2012 9:08:01 PM


female cats are harder to fix, because the procedure is more invasive. Therefore it's more expensive. Duh.

11/27/2012 9:30:24 PM

A. Square

Oh, the horror! Variations in veterinary prices! The President is evil, I tell you!
...it's a fucking cat. Not as serious as having your job being laid off during the Recession. So shut up.

3/8/2014 7:50:45 AM

Trinity Strokes

My freinds cat looks like that.LMFAO

11/9/2015 5:43:31 PM


Yeah, sterilizing a male and a female is the exact same procedure, right.

Plus: free drugs ? Isn't that a leftist thing ?

11/9/2015 7:19:13 PM


Do you blame Obama when you stub your toe? Do you blame Obama when you get a paper cut? Do you blame him for each day the rapture has not happened?

11/9/2015 7:26:56 PM


I'm surprised that nobody brought it up yet but this statement is ironic. Considering that one of the arguments leading up to Obamacare was how insurance companies had inconsistent coverage between men's and women's health issues.

11/10/2015 9:43:31 AM


Well, I for one completely agree that $80 and $13 on pain killers for a vasectomy on a female cat is a complete rip-off.

11/10/2015 1:13:51 PM

Dizzy Dripping

Simple answer, your cat was female. The procedure is more invasive and thus more expensive. With a male cat it is a case of popping the testicle out while with a female cat they actually have to cut her open to give her the snip.

Nothing to do with who's the President.

I know this because when we had our two kittens to be fixed, it cost £20 to do the male and £40 to do the female. Not to mention that the female needed more recovery time and had to return to the vet to have her stitches out.

11/10/2015 1:26:33 PM


You fundies should be 'fixed'.

US hospital trustees would be knocked over in the tsunami of billion$ eagerly sent to them from the Federal government to pay for this procedure. >:D

I mean... not exactly seeing you lot protesting over all your menfolk being given the same 'snip' that Muslims undergo, eh Ruptured Retards...?! [/hyper-paradox]

Funny how that only happens in the Muslim & Jewish communities here in the UK. Must be something to do with us having a state religion and all. I still have my foreskin, so why should you onject to compulsory sterilisation, o fundies?

11/10/2015 7:41:53 PM

a male and a female cat have different sex organs so .... oh never mind..

11/12/2015 12:18:37 AM
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