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In 2003, when Bush was president, I took a male cat to be fixed. It cost $40, pain meds were free.

Today, I took a female cat to be fixed. For the exact same procedures, it cost $80, plus $13 for pain meds.

Thank you, Mr President.

Acts 5:41, Rapture Ready 106 Comments [10/9/2012 3:48:41 AM]
Fundie Index: 112
WTF?! || meh

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OK OP, sit down. It's time for us to have a talk. You know that boys and girls have different private parts, right?

10/18/2012 4:35:43 PM


Listen you stupid little shit...

With males, they basically just go snip snip to the balls. Very little work goes into it, and the need for pain meds is minimal.

For FEMALE cats, they actually have to cut the cat open and the recovery time is much longer, hence why it is so much more expensive. Obama has diddly fuck all to do with it!

10/18/2012 5:57:51 PM

Oh yes, what a tragedy. Vet fees have risen.

10/29/2012 4:49:32 AM


Because OF COURSE Obama directly affects the prices at your local pharmacy.


11/27/2012 9:08:01 PM


female cats are harder to fix, because the procedure is more invasive. Therefore it's more expensive. Duh.

11/27/2012 9:30:24 PM

A. Square

Oh, the horror! Variations in veterinary prices! The President is evil, I tell you!
...it's a fucking cat. Not as serious as having your job being laid off during the Recession. So shut up.

3/8/2014 7:50:45 AM
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