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As for those who ask, "if [Muslims] can't live by our rules, why are they here?" I have an experiment for you. Find the nearest tick, flea, louse, or bedbug infestation and ask them the same thing. The analogy isn't precise, of course, because from our standpoint fleas, lice, and bedbugs are arguably preferable to Muslims. The flea only wants to bite and suck your blood; he isn't out to rape your daughter, to transform you into another flea, or to create a global empire ruled over by fleas and enforcing flea laws.

Although I admit I'd actually like to see that last one. Charlton Heston running around in a loincloth being pestered by intelligent fleas? "Get your stinking bloodsucking moutparts off me, you damn dirty flea!"

The global Ummah would be much easier to imagine: an ecologically-blasted, over-populated world of stupid fellahin unable to even read the Koran, getting their water from feces-contaminated streams; where hordes of young, angry men riot at the drop of a hat, and where sex crimes are routine and punishment meted out to the victims; the whole thing ruled over by hairy, humorless, bearded fanatics.

If you should ever go into suspended animation and find yourself in a global Ummah, you should immediately go out and look for an unexploded cobalt bomb. Set off it's detonator. You'll be glad you did.

gilliam, Stormfront 28 Comments [10/10/2012 3:34:29 AM]
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Leighton Buzzard

... because all Muslims are exactly the same.

10/10/2012 4:01:40 AM

Mike Litoris


10/10/2012 4:24:27 AM

rubber chicken

Intelligent fleas would still be your intellectual superiors.

10/10/2012 4:24:45 AM

Pup

Come on, you can easily turn that question round to any other religion.

What's that Christians? You want public schools to enforce prayer and teaching of creationism? If you can't live by our rules, why are you here?

10/10/2012 4:28:06 AM

Doubting Thomas

from our standpoint fleas, lice, and bedbugs are arguably preferable to Muslims.

Reducing your enemy to less than human, I see. Makes them far easier to hate and possibly kill.

an ecologically-blasted, over-populated world of stupid fellahin unable to even read the Koran, getting their water from feces-contaminated streams; where hordes of young, angry men riot at the drop of a hat, and where sex crimes are routine and punishment meted out to the victims; the whole thing ruled over by hairy, humorless, bearded fanatics.

Sounds just like the world conservatives want to bring about.

10/10/2012 5:42:20 AM

Mister Spak

Here's a thought experiment:

America has civil rights laws and separation of church and state. Iran has no civil rights laws and no separation of church and state. If you don't like Americas rules why didn't you move to Iran long ago?

10/10/2012 5:50:56 AM

UHM

100 bucks say Gilliam has never met a Muslim.

10/10/2012 5:58:13 AM

Dr. Razark

@rubber chicken
"Intelligent fleas would still be your intellectual superiors."


You had a typo there.

10/10/2012 6:29:21 AM

Anon

This is a pretty accurate description of a world run by fundamentalist muslims.
It is not a remotely accurate description of the real world, or any future of the world that has any possibility of happening, or a future of the world as run by non-insane muslims (which is most of them).

10/10/2012 8:01:48 AM

Prager

Actually, the analogy is totally stupid.

10/10/2012 8:06:28 AM

Swede

I'll definitely prefer every single Muslim I have ever met to ticks, fleas, louses or bedbugs. None of my Muslim friends would ever dream of raping my daughters, if I had any.

When we here in Europe were wallowing in our dirt-filled streets, fighting over who was the most bigoted, and killing off every single intelligent human we could find (aka the Middle Ages), the Arabs were the protectors of knowledge, civilization and inventions. The few who came to Europe were appalled by our filthy cities and our uncouth and uncivilized behavior.

Speaking of sex crimes; why not check out what Lot's daughters did to him after the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah? It's in the Bible, not the Koran (as far as I know.)

10/10/2012 8:27:29 AM

Mattiedef

Just as a note, a well sourced Hadith says, essentially, that the prohphet prefers educated scholars over military men.

10/10/2012 12:12:23 PM

vladjames

They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.

(Deuteronomy 20:10-14)

As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.

(Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)

If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

yes Christians bible is sooooooooo much better

10/10/2012 12:32:28 PM

Old Viking

OK, Gilliam, on the Pro-Muslim/Anti-Muslim question then, we'll put you down as undecided. Right?

10/10/2012 2:38:29 PM

farpadokly

Why does no-one ever see that the criticism of one Abrahamic religion applies (more or less) to the others?

10/10/2012 2:52:02 PM

Ebon

Shouldn't this one be in RSTDT?

10/10/2012 6:19:08 PM

Reynardine

Gilliam, I would call you an absolute zero, but it's clear you don't believe in Arabic numerals. So I will just ask you to LXIX yourself.

10/10/2012 6:25:18 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

@Ebon

I was thinking it had all three elements in it.

1. It's disturbingly anti-Islam which is fundie.

2. It's from Stormfront so there's probably an implied racial component.

3. Conspiracy about the "global Ummah".

10/10/2012 7:02:17 PM

Sharon Young

Dehumanization, I see. This seems kind of loopy to me already.

10/11/2012 7:11:29 AM

whatever

@Ebon
"Shouldn't this one be in RSTDT?"

Muslims are not a race.

10/11/2012 7:36:13 AM

Papabear

Hmm, Muslims are "out to rape your daughter?" Quite a claim for the amount of evidence supplied.

P.S. How can one be glad after one has killed himself? If there is no God, you'll just be dead, incapable of any feelings. If there is a God (and life after death,) he'll be pissed at you for killing yourself.

10/11/2012 7:39:28 AM

SpukiKitty

MUSLIMS ARE NOT BUGS!

"Charlton Heston running around in a loincloth being pestered by intelligent fleas? 'Get your stinking bloodsucking moutparts off me, you damn dirty flea!'"

It's so wrong but I giggled at this. Taken out of the context of Anti-Muslim Waarrgarrrbl, it's actually quite funny.

PLANET OF THE FLEAS!



10/11/2012 9:22:44 AM

Robespierre

The poster IS an idiot and a despicable human being, and what he fears DOES fit medieval Europe to a T, but why do so many replies assume he has religious motives? In particular, why so many "tu quoque" arguments about christians?

Fearing that religious bigots could enforce their bigotry on others is a perfectly rational fear. Even though I think that, with present conditions, there is little to worry about, and though the number of muslims in Europe and in the USA is low, some countries already have made some legal concessions, and the general influence of muslim immigrants on society and culture is indeed going against modernity.

Of course Stormfront people ruin it by being racist assholes who worry about a tiny minority and reason in terms of supremacy of one group over another, since they can't conceive a state recognising equality to all.

10/11/2012 10:47:21 AM

Tatsukun

It's so nice to see the limp-dicked wonders over at stormfront attacking the enemy of the Jews today. I assume that means they are pro-Israel now. LOL Freaks

10/11/2012 11:12:47 AM

TheRowan

This reminded me heavily of this skit by Marcus Brigstocke...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzV-bHM31SY

(NSFW language, especially if you happen to work for the Daily Mail)

10/12/2012 6:26:01 AM
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