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I'm not psychic. I'm not a prophet. I don't hear voices. I simply am NOT STUPID, I have read history, and I have the stones to acknowledge obvious, objective reality. How anyone could NOT see all of this stuff coming is completely beyond me. You can see all of these things coming miles and miles away.

And by the way, this applies to my fears about Obama being assassinated. Seriously, how stupid and balless do you have to be in order to honestly argue and believe that COMMUNISTS are not capable of killing anyone? How stupid and balless do you have to be to convince yourself that COMMUNISTS, who murdered AT MINIMUM 250 million people in the 20th century alone, would be incapable of murdering a dim-witted, drug addicted homosexual puppet in order to completely overthrow and cement power over the largest economy and largest military force the world has ever seen?

IF Obama is false-flag assassinated, there won't be any "chain of succession" issues. Joe Biden will never, ever be POTUS, no matter what. If Obama is false-flag assassinated the Constitution will be suspended, a "provisional government" will be announced and martial law declared.

I shouldn't be surprised by the abject and complete ignorance of history - even recent 20th century history, the normalcy bias and tunnel vision anymore, but I still am.

I am worried that Obama will be taken out by his own people for exactly the same reason that I called this phoney-baloney unemployment crap months and months ago - because it is ALL SO INCREDIBLY PREDICTABLE, and the populace is too stupid and deluded to even see how predictable it all is.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 28 Comments [10/10/2012 3:35:30 AM]
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Leighton Buzzard

And yet none of the stuff you've 'seen' has happened. Funny, that.

10/10/2012 4:08:16 AM

Leighton Buzzard

So, I did a search for this lady, and whoa Nelly! is she all kinds of nuts. The woman is a walking trifecta. And yet, judging by the fact that we are the only site outside of the Moonfront Republic to have even noticed her, utterly ineffectual.

10/10/2012 4:34:55 AM

Mike Litoris


10/10/2012 4:35:28 AM

Filin De Blanc

Martial law will be declared by whom? Obama's corpse? Who has so much authority that they'd be able to decide to suspend the constitution against the will of the actual successor to the Presidency? The Illuminati?

10/10/2012 4:40:37 AM

Indicible

You say you acknowledge obvious objective reality, and yet, you still claim Obama is a communist... Something does not compute.

10/10/2012 5:29:19 AM

Doubting Thomas

Please explain how the chain of succession wouldn't go into effect and the Constitution would automatically be suspended.

Conspiracy nuts always love to come up with these "the Constitution will be suspended" scenarios but never quite explain the manner in how this would legally be brought about or even allowed.

10/10/2012 6:10:12 AM

Raised by Horses

"I'm not psychic. I'm not a prophet. I don't hear voices. I simply am NOT STUPID, I have read history, and I have the stones to acknowledge obvious, objective reality. How anyone could NOT see all of this stuff coming is completely beyond me. You can see all of these things coming miles and miles away."

With a build-up like that, you know whatever is coming next is going to be grade-A crazy talk, and the OP delivered.

10/10/2012 6:41:11 AM

fishtank

"If Obama is false-flag assassinated the Constitution will be suspended, a "provisional government" will be announced and martial law declared."

By whom? Oo

And.. all the republican gov's.. with their national guards... no?

Why am I even trying to see sense in this.

I have the stones to call you a paranoid schizophrenic.

10/10/2012 7:59:14 AM

dfmfundies

I simply am NOT STUPID

WRONG.

10/10/2012 8:07:40 AM

Pioneer

Well, at least this one can spell "martial law" right.

10/10/2012 8:48:01 AM

Flah

Remember when Kennedy was assassinated and the entire US was put under martial law?

Yeah, me neither.

10/10/2012 8:53:05 AM

J. James

"IF Obama is false-flag assassinated, there won't be any "chain of succession" issues. Joe Biden will never, ever be POTUS, no matter what."

Oh, for the love of... WHY? Why can't he be president? You give absolutely no reason whatsoever! That's his ONE JOB, aside from breaking ties in congress! Tell me, for the love of all that is good in the world, why, OH WHY, would Biden be prohibited from performing his ONE DUTY?

It's not like the United States has ever had to deal with the succession thing. Lincoln, Garfield, Kennedy, et. all...

10/10/2012 9:10:18 AM

nazani14

OK, there's some infinitesimally small chance that a communist could assassinate the President. Not sure where this person would come from; the few remaining communist regimes are too busy trying to stay afloat. There's a much larger chance that anyone who attempts assassination will be a home-grown right-winger.

10/10/2012 10:10:26 AM



"I called this phoney-baloney unemployment crap months and months ago"

You did? What did you say would happen? That the number of unemployed would continue to rise... that's not exactly unexpected.

Maybe that the number would steady...? Never gonna happen, right?

Possibly that the number would finally start falling? Like that has never happened before...

10/10/2012 10:14:42 AM

Mattiedef

I could him being a socialist, since that maintains some level of captalism.

Not much of a communist.

Most "Communist" countries are just dictatorships that like to call themselves "Communist" by Marxist definition to look good. They look a lot more like a French man's (Forget his name for the life of me.) Communism in which a rich elite few direct the lesser classes in the use of their communal property. Essentially your basic dictatorship.

You know who might have liked Marxist Communism? Jesus. Owning things in common, giving to the poor, taking care ofc the infirm. Sounds pretty Christlike to me.At least when he wasn't on a martial binge.

10/10/2012 11:40:33 AM

dp

i've heard this type of moron predicting the establishment of martial law for twenty years now.

10/10/2012 12:07:57 PM

NoXion

Even the Black Book of Communism, which has been shown to be a piece of a-historical shit, only claims that "communism" killed 50 million people, and it does so by dishonestly including all of those killed during WWII, among other things.

Where does this lunatic get 250 million from?

10/10/2012 1:01:45 PM

Ebon

Sweetie, take your meds.

@ NoXion:
No idea where it comes from but she's not the first fundie I've seen claiming the 250 million number.

10/10/2012 6:24:19 PM

Vox

"How stupid and balless do you have to be to convince yourself that COMMUNISTS, who murdered AT MINIMUM 250 million people in the 20th century alone"

One of the most horseshit "democide" figures I've ever seen for Stalinist/Maoist regimes. No fan of Stalinism (even though I am a socialist) but they've killed nowhere near that many people. The USSR ACTIVELY killed about 6-10 million people at most and Red China actively killed 10-18 million at most. Most of the deaths in those regimes were due to famines and failed state farming policies. About 15-21 million died in the Soviet Union total (including both active extermination and failed agricultural policies) and about 22-30 million died in China.

That's still less than the Nazis & Fascists who killed 20-25 million people in the Soviet Union alone, 18-20 million in Europe (including the 13 million Holocaust victims) and 2-3 million in Africa, and the Japanese nationalists/Fascists killing about 10-15 million in China, Korea, Manchuria, the Philippines and Indonesia. The total for the major left-wing dictatorships of the 20th century is about 37-50 million over a span of 85 years largely due to disasters. Total for the 3 major right-wing dictatorships (just for WWII, excluding those who died under right-wing dictatorships during Cold War from the late 40s to the early 90s and excluding lesser Fascist powers like Spain, Portugal, Austria, Scandinavia, Yugoslavia and Greece) stands at 50-63 million in just 15 years mostly due to active extermination.

10/10/2012 6:53:32 PM



I seem to remember a president being assassinated around the height of the cold war.

You know the cold war with the actual communists. Did we have martial law then?

" drug addicted homosexual puppet "

And you have the stones to acknowledge objective reality? Objective and reality have actual meanings you schizophrenic douche bag.

10/11/2012 12:02:12 AM

fishtank

again...


HOW.


Oh gawd my brain.

10/11/2012 6:44:44 AM

Pie Man

I don't even see what legal mechanism would be used to supposedly "suspend the Constitution." By contrast, there is a mechanism by which Joe Biden could succeed to the presidency (Article II Section 1 of the Constitution, Section 3 of the 20th Amendment, the 25th Amendment, and the Presidential Succession Act of 1947).

10/11/2012 10:54:31 AM

The Anonymous

But why would the COMMUNISTS kill one of their own who is so powerful people will likely vote him in again and has the right-wingers running around like headless chickens?

Can the insane just not be reasoned with?

10/11/2012 2:40:46 PM

farpadokly

That whole site is a goldmine of nuttiness.

10/11/2012 7:02:14 PM

Pule Thamex

Amazing true facts.

1) Did you know that Ann Barnhardt isn't stupid but almost all other Americans are?

2) Did you know that Ann Barnhardt worries about the murder of a dim-witted, drug addicted, homosexual puppet?

3) Did you know that Ann Barnhardt has no balls but is not balless?

10/12/2012 7:30:47 AM
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