The Democratic Party and Progressives know illegitimate children are a problem. Bill Clinton is very proud he got reduced costs for birth control. New York Major Bloomberg proposed a program to pay fathers to not abandon their responsibility to their children.
Now that it has been confirmed illegitimate children are a problem, the next question is what is the solution. I believe executing the parents is a better solution than the Democratic solution of abortion and handing out condoms (birth control). Abortion represents the killing of the only innocent person associated with the adultery or fornication that has occurred. Democrats have never explained how they are going to get people to use the birth control they hand out. Why should a man use a desensitizing condom when he know his child can get on welfare. I am still looking for a realistic method from Democrats and Progressive to deal with the problem of illegitimate children.
The Democratic Party is not about to realistically deal with the illegitimate children problem because the illegitimate children will be future voters for Democrats and the parents are the present voters for the Democratic Party.
I consider the Democratic Party to be the Merchants of Misery. The policies of the Democrat Party do not eliminate misery but rather support and encourage illegal and immoral activities that leads to misery.
You might think that to be unrealistic until you realize there is big money to be made off misery.
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So let me get this straight... abortion is a totally evil act because it "kills babies," but killing adults for having sex is not only totally OK, but preferable?
And you have the nerve to call Democrats "merchants of misery?"
This is your Republican Party, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm illegitimate. So are my three siblings.
Other than that, Republican red states tend to have more illegitimates than blue states, as well as more welfare. I should know, as I live in Missouri (misery), and see it all the time.
"I consider the Democratic Party to be the Merchants of Misery."
You don't think their parents getting executed might bum kids out, just a little?
I've come down to the conclusion that, if there's anything to this "Book Of Revelation/AntiChrist" business, that the Far-Right-Theocratic-Randroids are the "Beast Of Revelation"!
You can't get more Diabolic & Archonic than these guys!
Illegitimate children are children born of two people who cannot legally marry, e.g., a brother and sister. I'm a very successful single mother and don't every call my child illegitimate. And come after me with the purpose of executing me and I promise I'll be the only one walking away alive. To close, go fuck yourself with a rusty, barbed-wire toilet bowl brush.
Kill people; fuck, we can't ask a man to use a "desensitizing condom."
Meanwhile, my taxes go to pay for men who can't get it up because their arteries are full of cheeseburger fat and need viagra.
shows how psychopathic this guy is: "i don't like condoms, ergo, i'll have the walking uterus crap out a kid, there's welfare for that! i don't care for the responsibility!"
i swear, pregnancies are problematic, but there's another use for the condom: ST effin' D's!
this guy pisses me off
"Amazing how the more retarded Republicans think the solution for every problem is to kill people."
It would be interesting to see this guy go against Charles Fuqua - after all, how can parents send their kids to be executed like Fuqua wants if Russell has already had the parents killed?
"the Democratic solution of abortion and handing out condoms (birth control)."
Ok. I can see why people would have a problem with abortion if they believe life begins at conception.
But WTF is morally wrong with giving people condoms so they can avoid unwanted pregnancy and diseases?
It seems to me the less educated you are, the higher the chance of you voting conservative, because you believe their smooth talking and you're mesmerized by the "televangelistical" spirit of the political conventions. The less educated you are, the higher the risk of you not using any type of birth control. In other words, it's their own future voters that they want to keep being born to a life of being unwanted, unloved and neglected.
Condoms can also be used to protect yourself and your loved ones from STDs, ya know, especially early in the relationship. And they keep it clean in the sack...
This talk about "illegitimate children" gives a feeling of the 1930s, of something completely outdated and obsolete. At least in my country, where many people live in steady relationships for decades without marrying. Others marry a few years after having children, because they realize that inheritance laws are clearer when you're married.
I believe in taking care of the people who are actually born, before we force more people into the world. When Cliffy here has adopted every single unwanted child in his town, then I might listen to his anti-abortion views. Perhaps.
checkmate
the illegitimate children will be future voters for Democrats and the parents are the present voters for the Democratic Party.
Yeah, sure:
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While you're at it, execute the grandmother too:
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Damn democrats. All them unwed mothers vote democrat:
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I'm English. My partner is Finnish.
We've been thinking about having a child.
We aren't married. We have no intention of getting married.
Go and fuck yourself.
That is all.
"You might think that to be unrealistic until you realize there is big money to be made off misery."
No, I've seen the Republic party making big money off misery for 30 years.
OK, so you gonna kill single moms, since it is pretty obvious who gives birth to a child, but it's a little harder to find out who fathered a kid. Or, to make it fair, you run a ton of costly tests to identify the father and kill him too. Good!
Okay so here's the plan: first the execute the parents of any illegitimate child (which we define as being born out of wedlock), thus damning the child to the life of an orphan. Then when the orphans grow up to become criminals, we execute them too.
What's really funny here is that this is from Russell's rebuttal, which was printed right after the article.
He claimed that the interviewer was lying about saying he wanted to see the parents of illegitimate children executed and threatened legal action for libel--right before he reiterated that he wanted to see the parents of illegitimate children executed.
In fundieland, libel consists of actually paying attention to, and quoting verbatim, someone's exact words while paying attention to their actual meaning.
I consider the Democratic Party to be the Merchants of Misery
... whereas snatching children from their parents, putting them in foster homes and then executing the parents makes you a merchant of joy? Christ, even the Taliban aren't this nuts.
A heinous creature of complete monstertude. Seriously, though.
Isn't this why we have guns? TO commit to a revolution in case of fascist mass murderers are allowed to come to power instead of decently voted in people?
Also, by the way, Democrats reduce abortions that occur when they have the majority in congress, apparently. IN addition to that, Death Penalty... is a pro life issue.
Really, it is.
Pro-Life is cradle to grave, never taking a life. For that is a mortal sin. If you kill in self defense, you have to seek repentance regardless (In Catholic Faith, since you can't self-seek it in that case.) Death Penalty is as heinous as abortion. Yet these abortion fundies never seem to realize THAT half.
As an "illegitimate" child myself, I politely (well, as politely as can reasonably be expected when dealing with this level of dipshittery) ask that he never breed...EVER!
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