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If Jesus had never been born, how would we know that abortion is wrong?

big-little-sis67, NaNoWriMo 55 Comments [10/12/2012 5:55:11 AM]
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Prager

What?

10/12/2012 5:59:50 AM

Mister Spak

If Mohammed had never been born, how would we know christianity is wrong?

10/12/2012 6:02:00 AM

The Crimson Ghost

But what if abortion isn't wrong? Or did I just blow your fucking mind?!

10/12/2012 6:18:24 AM

Leighton Buzzard

If I'd never been born, I wouldn't know you were a schmuck.

10/12/2012 6:25:32 AM

A Buddhist

Um, the Buddha preached against abortion.

Jesus never preached against abortion.

10/12/2012 6:26:41 AM

Tempus

If Silicon Heaven isn't real, where do all the little calculators go?

10/12/2012 6:57:20 AM

D Laurier

If Heracles had never been born, how would we know that appendectomy is wrong?

10/12/2012 7:11:02 AM

Justanotheratheist

Who says it's wrong?

10/12/2012 7:25:22 AM

anevilmeme

Can you connect the dots on this? Anyone?

10/12/2012 7:27:01 AM

dionysus

Okay, let's say that abortion IS wrong (and in most circumstances, i.e. healthy pregnancy and the parents can afford to take care of a child, I think it is) why would you need Jesus to know that it's wrong? I believe that murder is wrong and I don't even believe in a god. To me it's scary when people say that they don't know right from wrong without the Bible. What if you run into a novel situation? Then what?

10/12/2012 7:35:44 AM

Mr. Bigglesworth

So when did Jesus say anything about abortion?

10/12/2012 7:46:27 AM

OhJohnNo

"So close, yet so far" award, anyone?

10/12/2012 8:04:16 AM



But since abortion is not wrong, therefore Jesus had never been born.

The best counter to a word salad argument is to toss it right back.

10/12/2012 8:08:44 AM

Anon-e-moose

"If Jesus had never been born"

...then God could have just 'poofed' himself in human form, along with all the animals, this world & all the life on it. And for the life of me, I'll never figure out - if he's as 'omnipotent' as he claims - why this so-called 'God' couldn't have done exactly the same, re the first humans Adam & Eve - never mind himself - could he not...?!

"how would we know that abortion is wrong?"

Oh, I dunno. As exampled in Hosea 13:16 (emphasis added):

'Samaria will be held guilty, For she has rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword, Their little ones will be dashed in pieces, And their pregnant women will be ripped open.'

...you tell me.

@Mr. Bigglesworth

"So when did Jesus say anything about abortion?"

Or homosexuality, for that matter?:


10/12/2012 8:21:59 AM

Frank

@dionysus

"and in most circumstances, i.e. healthy pregnancy and the parents can afford to take care of a child, I think it is"

Only very poor people should have abortions. Interesting concept,

10/12/2012 9:01:22 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

[size=30]Huh?[/size]

10/12/2012 9:16:15 AM

Sasha

Abortion is not wrong. Therefore Jesus never existed.

Thanks for disproving Christianity. :D

10/12/2012 9:18:55 AM

Thinking Allowed

I'm sure that some other religion would crop up saying abortion was wrong.

10/12/2012 10:13:34 AM

fishtank

... zuh?

10/12/2012 10:51:54 AM

Doubting Thomas

Because Jesus clearly stated that abortion is wrong and evil in the bible, obviously...

...or at least that's what one is led to believe from the way fundie Christians talk.

10/12/2012 10:55:57 AM

UHM

Yes, if Jesus hadn't defined that something he never knew existed was a human life, we'd never know.

10/12/2012 11:05:32 AM

Dr.Shrinker

I'm sure the men who are working tirelessly to control women's bodies would find some way to justify their oppression.

They always do

10/12/2012 11:20:21 AM

Nicole

The sheer ridiculousity of this quote actually made me laugh out loud.

Then I realized how sad it actually is, because we're talking about a brainwashed teenage girl who has probably never actually done much research into the Bible for herself and is just going by what everyone else tells her is in there.

10/12/2012 11:20:25 AM

LAchlan

@ Prager

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

10/12/2012 11:37:03 AM

Papabear

If Jesus HAD been born, what would make abortion wrong?

The NT doesn't say anything about abortion.

10/12/2012 11:57:24 AM
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