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If Jesus had never been born, how would we know that abortion is wrong?

big-little-sis67, NaNoWriMo 55 Comments [10/12/2012 5:55:11 AM]
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Ember

She attempts to explain her reasoning in a slightly earlier post. No, that doesn't mean it makes any more sense.

10/12/2012 11:59:39 AM

Ember

-double comment-

10/12/2012 12:00:46 PM

Swede

Is abortion wrong? Or is it more wrong to bring a child into this world that is unwanted, unloved and will be neglected all of its life?

The Bible doesn't say that abortion is wrong. It states a number of times that embryos, fetuses and children younger than forty days AFTER BIRTH are not relevant. According to the Bible, only children who managed to live at least 40 days outside the womb were viable, and important enough to be counted "among their people".


10/12/2012 1:04:10 PM

smartz

What if your brother was born but your parents didn't have the money to raise him and put him into the vicious system that are orphanages and foster care, having to grow up not knowing who his real parents were and why did they abandon him instead of keep him and love him like their own? How do we know that's wrong?
Hint: BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU FEEL AWFUL, DOESN'T IT.
If I were that child, I'd rather have been aborted than be born and live a life of hell.

10/12/2012 1:23:02 PM

Old Viking

If Groucho Marx had never been born, how could that elephant get into his pajamas?

10/12/2012 1:51:53 PM

Philbert McAdamia

He wasn't.
It isn't.

10/12/2012 2:09:39 PM



@smartz

Better end yourself now lest you end up homeless.

10/12/2012 3:06:00 PM

Alencon

Huh? What the hell?

10/12/2012 3:59:18 PM

Berny

The Bible says nothing about abortion. What the anti-choice lobby uses are quotes that are cherry picked and interpreted their way but could just as easily be interpreted another.
You got nothing.

10/12/2012 7:11:52 PM

myheadhurts

huh?

erm, I don't follow.

10/12/2012 9:27:36 PM

Ebon

Wha...?

10/12/2012 10:32:54 PM

Mike Litoris


10/12/2012 10:44:25 PM

Raised by Horses

What?

Sorry, let me rephrase that..

[size=120]WHAT?[/size]

10/12/2012 11:32:05 PM

Reckoner

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

10/13/2012 12:10:48 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud


10/13/2012 3:54:07 AM

Reynardine

Jesus never said a damn thing about it. Non sequitur.

10/13/2012 4:15:29 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus is a myth for the stupid.

10/13/2012 4:43:34 AM

werewolf

Which Jesus we talking about here?

10/13/2012 10:29:42 AM

Punch

Show me where Jesus mentions ANYTHING about abortion in the bible.

10/13/2012 2:11:06 PM

Sporkman!

How the hell are those two things even related?!

10/13/2012 6:04:00 PM

SpukiKitty

Flibble flabble monkeybutt whoppzitz kazooie bork bork bork plaaah!

10/14/2012 3:20:38 AM

the_ignored

Not from the bible certainly, what with all the times that biblegod has ordered babies and pregnant women to be killed.

10/14/2012 9:02:07 AM

Anon-e-moose

"If Jesus had never been born, how would we know that abortion is wrong?"



@SpukiKitty

"Flibble flabble monkeybutt whoppzitz kazooie bork bork bork plaaah!"


10/14/2012 12:18:51 PM

SpukiKitty

@ Anon-e-moose

Thanks. Makes more sense than the OP's drivel.

10/14/2012 3:02:16 PM

LadyJafaria

With logic like that, I can't wait to see what your Nano novel looks like.

10/16/2012 6:55:24 PM
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