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*The number of atheists has increased dramatically, so I'm happy.*

Yes let's all worship the great non-existence. The non-existence rules all and Christopher Hitchens is it's prophet. *bows and performs his not-prayers for the fifth time today.*

Faolinn, Nationstates 40 Comments [10/12/2012 5:59:25 AM]
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Mister Spak

Your post is non-sensical. Your understanding of atheism is non-existent.

10/12/2012 6:06:36 AM


Atheists don't have prophets and we don't pray. End of story.

10/12/2012 6:06:39 AM


Thinking outside the iron box award.

10/12/2012 6:20:10 AM

Leighton Buzzard


10/12/2012 6:20:36 AM


Not fundie just random sarcasm

10/12/2012 7:07:13 AM

D Laurier

Or not. We atheists have better things to do than waste our lives worshiping any "great non-existance".
A "non-existance" CANNOT rule "all" or indeed any.
How exactly is Mr Hitchens a prophet of this "non-existance" of yours anyway?

10/12/2012 7:08:00 AM


Yeah, my religion is atheism and my hobby is not collecting stamps. I ROCK at both. No, I mean it, come to my place, I have NO stamps... which reminds me, I gotta buy stamps before the end of the month...

10/12/2012 7:22:58 AM


Atheists don't worship anything....... how hard is that to understand?

10/12/2012 7:30:08 AM


Why stop at five times a day? I can not pray all day long.

10/12/2012 7:44:51 AM


(emphasis added):

'When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.'

-Abraham Lincoln

And that's why he - one of the US's greatest presidents - is memorialised in Washington DC. And you're not, FAILinn. Oh, and if you're going to use Chrispoher Hitchens as an analogy, why not go all the way:

PROTIP: In his early years, Charles Darwin was in training to join the Church of England's clergy. Post-discoveries & to his death, he was an agnostic. As you can see above, he is memorialied (one of only five non-royalty people buried there) in the C-of-E's central place of worship, Westminster Abbey.

Enjoy your paradox, FAILinn. And that's before I say 'Use of bad analogy. Your argument is invalid'. >:D

10/12/2012 7:46:46 AM


Can these people just not accept that some people don't worship anything?

10/12/2012 7:58:48 AM


Remember, in fundiespeak, "religion", "worship", "faith" and "messiah" are insults unless you're speaking of your own beliefs.

10/12/2012 8:09:25 AM


"Yes let's all worship the great non-existence."

Much like a perfect sphere, you're missing a point.

10/12/2012 9:11:06 AM


Failure....to grasp the concept.

10/12/2012 9:33:07 AM


@OhJohnNo, the answer is no, they cannot. To do so would cause them to question their extremely narrow view of reality, which they cling to with the fervor of a drowning man clutching a rope.

10/12/2012 10:00:20 AM

Thinking Allowed

10/12/2012 10:04:29 AM

Doubting Thomas

They just don't get that we don't worship anything, do they?

10/12/2012 10:32:31 AM


I can't wait to become Christian! Then I can perform my not-not-going to church on the Sabbath, eat my not-not pork for dinner, and perform my non-prayers to Vishnu and Mohammed.

10/12/2012 10:38:00 AM


What IS he talking about.

10/12/2012 10:44:08 AM


For the uptenth time: We don't fucking worship anything. And you wouldn't believe the number of topics I disagree on with Hitchens.

10/12/2012 11:25:42 AM


One can quickly spot the religious zealot morons when they start talking of atheists worshipping one thing or another.

10/12/2012 11:43:46 AM


"Yes let's all worship the great non-existence. The non-existence rules all and Christopher Hitchens is it's prophet. *bows and performs his not-prayers for the fifth time today."

Er...OK, that's the first step...

10/12/2012 11:50:34 AM


Fundie theists seem to have this belief that humans need to worship. They can't imagine a total ambiguity toward the divine, so they make up new gods for the non-religious strawman to worship.

10/12/2012 11:54:48 AM

Old Viking

Sarcasm so witless that it's self-defeating.

10/12/2012 1:32:13 PM

Derpin Dots

HERETIC! One should only do his Not-prayers -4 times a day. The Non-existence is very very indifferent to you.

10/12/2012 1:55:56 PM

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