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#1457604
Mister Spak
Your post is non-sensical. Your understanding of atheism is non-existent.
10/12/2012 6:06:36 AM
#1457605
Prager
Atheists don't have prophets and we don't pray. End of story.
10/12/2012 6:06:39 AM
#1457618
breakerslion
Thinking outside the iron box award.
10/12/2012 6:20:10 AM
#1457619
Leighton Buzzard
Pillock.
10/12/2012 6:20:36 AM
#1457638
NearlySane
Not fundie just random sarcasm
10/12/2012 7:07:13 AM
#1457639
D Laurier
Or not. We atheists have better things to do than waste our lives worshiping any "great non-existance".
A "non-existance" CANNOT rule "all" or indeed any.
How exactly is Mr Hitchens a prophet of this "non-existance" of yours anyway?
10/12/2012 7:08:00 AM
#1457649
Tatsukun
Yeah, my religion is atheism and my hobby is not collecting stamps. I ROCK at both. No, I mean it, come to my place, I have NO stamps... which reminds me, I gotta buy stamps before the end of the month...
10/12/2012 7:22:58 AM
#1457653
anevilmeme
Atheists don't worship anything....... how hard is that to understand?
10/12/2012 7:30:08 AM
#1457664
dionysus
Why stop at five times a day? I can not pray all day long.
10/12/2012 7:44:51 AM
#1457666
Anon-e-moose
(emphasis added):
'When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad.
That's my religion.'
-Abraham Lincoln
And that's why he - one of the US's greatest presidents - is memorialised in Washington DC.
And you're not, FAILinn. Oh, and if you're going to use Chrispoher Hitchens as an analogy, why not go all the way:
PROTIP: In his early years, Charles Darwin was in training to join the Church of England's clergy. Post-discoveries & to his death, he was an agnostic. As you can see above, he is memorialied (one of only
five non-royalty people buried there) in the C-of-E's central place of worship, Westminster Abbey.
Enjoy your paradox, FAILinn. And that's before I say 'Use of bad analogy. Your argument is invalid'. >:D
10/12/2012 7:46:46 AM
#1457671
OhJohnNo
Can these people just not accept that some people don't worship anything?
10/12/2012 7:58:48 AM
#1457678
Robespierre
Remember, in fundiespeak, "religion", "worship", "faith" and "messiah" are insults unless you're speaking of your own beliefs.
10/12/2012 8:09:25 AM
#1457695
Mayhem
"Yes let's all worship the great non-existence."
Much like a perfect sphere, you're missing a point.
10/12/2012 9:11:06 AM
#1457707
navelgazer
Failure....to grasp the concept.
10/12/2012 9:33:07 AM
#1457717
Sasha
@OhJohnNo, the answer is no, they cannot. To do so would cause them to question their extremely narrow view of reality, which they cling to with the fervor of a drowning man clutching a rope.
10/12/2012 10:00:20 AM
#1457718
Thinking Allowed
10/12/2012 10:04:29 AM
#1457729
Doubting Thomas
They just don't get that we don't worship anything, do they?
10/12/2012 10:32:31 AM
#1457733
JSS
I can't wait to become Christian! Then I can perform my not-not-going to church on the Sabbath, eat my not-not pork for dinner, and perform my non-prayers to Vishnu and Mohammed.
10/12/2012 10:38:00 AM
#1457736
fishtank
What IS he talking about.
10/12/2012 10:44:08 AM
#1457749
UHM
For the uptenth time: We don't fucking worship anything. And you wouldn't believe the number of topics I disagree on with Hitchens.
10/12/2012 11:25:42 AM
#1457758
Papabear
One can quickly spot the religious zealot morons when they start talking of atheists worshipping one thing or another.
10/12/2012 11:43:46 AM
#1457761
whatever
"Yes let's all worship the great non-existence. The non-existence rules all and Christopher Hitchens is it's prophet. *bows and performs his not-prayers for the fifth time today."
Er...OK, that's the first step...
10/12/2012 11:50:34 AM
#1457768
QuasiRodent
Fundie theists seem to have this belief that humans need to worship. They can't imagine a total ambiguity toward the divine, so they make up new gods for the non-religious strawman to worship.
10/12/2012 11:54:48 AM
#1457787
Old Viking
Sarcasm so witless that it's self-defeating.
10/12/2012 1:32:13 PM
#1457798
Derpin Dots
HERETIC! One should only do his Not-prayers -4 times a day. The Non-existence is very very indifferent to you.
10/12/2012 1:55:56 PM
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