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*The number of atheists has increased dramatically, so I'm happy.*

Yes let's all worship the great non-existence. The non-existence rules all and Christopher Hitchens is it's prophet. *bows and performs his not-prayers for the fifth time today.*

Faolinn, Nationstates 40 Comments [10/12/2012 5:59:25 AM]
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Submitted By: acebrock
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It's funny because Hitchens was a terrible human being who does in fact have a following of other awful human beings, the kind who are often smug atheists.

10/12/2012 2:28:49 PM

Amadan

Very good! Now wipe the dribble off your chin.

10/12/2012 2:35:11 PM

Pule Thamex

Agree with you about the great nonexistence, but why would atheists need to worship it? Surely, we atheists can leave all the worshiping of the great nonexistence to the theists, as per the usual arrangement. After all, the theists are the best at praying to nonexistent things. Muttering at nothing is best left to the experts.

10/12/2012 2:54:05 PM

Zimmer

I not-prayed a hundred times today. Instead, I actually DID SOMETHING.

10/12/2012 6:27:31 PM

Berny

The yawning abyss before you is your own ignorance. Please drop into it.

10/12/2012 6:47:56 PM

Sharon Young

Atheists have no reason to believe. For that matter, neither do they believe in unbelieving, whatever that is.

10/12/2012 8:09:43 PM

myheadhurts

?? *raises eyebrow*

I do not-prayers all day long and I prefer profits over prophets.

10/12/2012 9:24:56 PM

Ebon

Atheists don't pray or have prophets. I know it's possible to be a theist and grasp this because I'm a theist and I can understand this. So why is it that fundies cannot?

10/12/2012 10:25:27 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Douche

10/12/2012 10:35:45 PM

Raised by Horses

A prime example of minds so addled that they cannot conceive of existence without religious practices.

10/12/2012 11:36:21 PM

checkmate

The non-existence rules all and Christopher Hitchens is it's prophet.

Wow, making fun of atheists and indirectly of Muslims* all in one sentence. Not bad.



* For those who don't understand why Muslims, google the Muslim creed.

10/14/2012 4:27:11 PM

John_in_Oz

The best part about Atheism is getting to sleep in on Sundays.

10/14/2012 5:46:09 PM

chingchong

BLASPHEMER!

Everyone know by heart that Richard Dawkins is the true prophet sent by the non-God Athe!

10/14/2012 6:07:10 PM



Ok, let's worship whatever you whish. Is it better or worse?

10/29/2012 4:26:59 AM

Nightkill

I know the guy and click the link to the post and look at his signature.
"I support: Deism, Evolution, Pro Choice, Feminism, Environmentalism, Communal Anarchism, Cosmopolitanism, Transcendentalism, Occultism, Anarcho Syndicalism, Mutualism, Legalizing Illegal substances, Sexual Freedom, LGBT Rights, Freedom of Speech

I oppose: Fascism, Objectivism, Determinism, Nihlism, Evangelism, Anarcho Capitalism, Atheism (militant), Conservatism, Monarchy, Totalitarianism,Might = Right, Timocracy, Plutocracy, Oligarchy, Materialism, Creationism, Transhumanism, Legalism, Nationalism, Imperialsm, Racism."

He's being sarcastic, not a fundie.

4/22/2013 5:04:54 PM
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