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The Episcopal Church is no longer a Christian denomination. It is a Communist-front run by Communist to advance Communism in America and around the globe. The people in the pews are dedicated Communists for the most part — call them Communists who enjoy socializing at once-prominent parishes and lovers of ceremony for ceremony’s sake.

Sermons at parishes like St. John’s in the wicked Diocese of Washington are invariably Communist and multicultural and homosexualist rants, distorting Scripture like only Satan can do. One Episcopal dean of a “seminary” — a flaming dyke — calls abortion a holy sacrament. I kid you not. This people are pure, unadulturated evil who have stolen the funds of Christians ancestors to wage war against our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and God Almighty Himself. They belong in Hell — the sooner the better.

WashingtonSource, Free Republic 61 Comments [10/13/2012 1:02:48 PM]
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OhJohnNo

Feel that Christian love, gentlemen.

10/13/2012 1:19:07 PM

Firewing

Communist.

You keep using that word.

I don't think it means what you think it means, OP.

10/13/2012 1:24:54 PM

Adey

When will someone tell these idiots what communists believe and how communism works.

Where's the clue bat when you need it?

10/13/2012 1:28:25 PM

Doom Nugget

Communists, socialists, facists....the fundies love to throw out words that they think they know the meaning of. So in the words of Al Pacino from "Scarface" -- Say hello to my little friend.


10/13/2012 1:40:23 PM

Philbert McAdamia

distorting Scripture like only Satan can do.

It isn't distorted enough, already?

10/13/2012 1:46:11 PM

Mech610

'Homosexualist'?

10/13/2012 1:53:41 PM

Leighton Buzzard

If you are not One of Us, you are a Communist. It kind of renders the word meaningless ... if you start woofing 'Communist!' at everything, it quickly loses its shock value.

10/13/2012 1:59:02 PM

Filin De Blanc

Another "communism is evil, whatever it is" post.

10/13/2012 2:39:42 PM

Meeeh

Free Republic - nuff said, that place is a study in mental illnesses!

Did somebody ask for a clue bat?



10/13/2012 2:41:24 PM

Tempus

One Episcopal dean of a “seminary” — a flaming dyke — calls abortion a holy sacrament. I kid you not.




10/13/2012 2:42:27 PM

br

I want him to say "communist" once more....

10/13/2012 2:52:19 PM

Old Viking

I did hear one of them talk about "sharing things."

10/13/2012 2:56:20 PM

Osiris

Communism is an economic/social policy. You can be a Christian and still be a communist.

10/13/2012 3:07:18 PM



A Communist front run by Communists? That's the worst kind!

10/13/2012 3:12:42 PM

louislois

If they'd said "communist" one more time in the first paragraph, they'd have ripped a hole in the very fabric of this dimension....

10/13/2012 3:13:10 PM

UHM

You now that optical illusion when you sit in a train and the train on the other side starts moving, and first you think that your train is moving? The revers happend to the word communism and the American right-wing.

10/13/2012 4:03:47 PM

sandchigger

And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. - Acts 4:32 KJV

10/13/2012 4:03:54 PM

JSS

It is a Communist-front...
Ooh! Let me guess what it's run by...
...run by Communist...
Ah! But, I wonder what kind of ideas they promote...
...to advance Communism in America and around the globe.
Interesting, but I'm not quite sure about what you think of the parishioners...
The people in the pews are dedicated Communists for the most part
Really? Well golly day! I wonder if there's another name to call these people...
...call them Communists who enjoy socializing at once-prominent parishes and lovers of ceremony for ceremony’s sake.
Just fascinating! Your logic, use of creative criticism, and witty ideas have taken turns so ingenious, I-I'm just blown away!
They belong in Hell — the sooner the better.
Top it all of course with that warm display of Christian love. What a class act!

10/13/2012 4:05:26 PM

ScrappyB

A communist front run by communists! Oh noez! So who runs the communist fronts not run by communists? The Vulcans?

And yes, I know the Episcopalians aren't really communists. Well, most of them probably aren't, anyway.

10/13/2012 4:39:08 PM

SpukiKitty

No, BackwashSource, they're REAL Christians. You should learn from them sometime...


"One Episcopal dean of a “seminary” — a flaming dyke — calls abortion a holy sacrament. I kid you not."

Alright, in your hymnals, all together now, boys & girls!...CROCK OF AAAAGGGEEESSSSS....

10/13/2012 5:15:13 PM



Yes, because if you embrace the Christian value of unconditional love and acceptance, you must be a Communist.

Besides, Commies are atheists. Do your research before making stupid attacks.

10/13/2012 5:18:00 PM

Jeff D.

Jesus was a socialist hippy.

10/13/2012 5:19:36 PM



Nineteen fifty-four called. They want their talking point back.

10/13/2012 5:24:11 PM

Mattiedef

This may blow your mind Washington, but in all likehood Jesus was a Socialist and might have approved of Marxist communism (Beyond the atheist part.)

10/13/2012 5:42:11 PM



Did someone say something about Communists? I can't tell.

10/13/2012 6:24:27 PM
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