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The Episcopal Church is no longer a Christian denomination. It is a Communist-front run by Communist to advance Communism in America and around the globe. The people in the pews are dedicated Communists for the most part — call them Communists who enjoy socializing at once-prominent parishes and lovers of ceremony for ceremony’s sake.

Sermons at parishes like St. John’s in the wicked Diocese of Washington are invariably Communist and multicultural and homosexualist rants, distorting Scripture like only Satan can do. One Episcopal dean of a “seminary” — a flaming dyke — calls abortion a holy sacrament. I kid you not. This people are pure, unadulturated evil who have stolen the funds of Christians ancestors to wage war against our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and God Almighty Himself. They belong in Hell — the sooner the better.

WashingtonSource, Free Republic 61 Comments [10/13/2012 1:02:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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#1458053
musicalbookworm

I knew there was a reason I felt comfortable in Episcopal churches...

10/13/2012 7:09:39 PM
#1458054
thatotherguy

I count 6 mentions of the word "Communist" or variants in this post.

Just and not once is it used to describe something...you know...COMMUNIST!

10/13/2012 7:19:06 PM
#1458056
Skyknight

What does it tell that this is the first time *I* predicted a quote as being from Savagesusie? (Obviously, I was mistaken...)

10/13/2012 7:24:59 PM
#1458057
Rabbit of Caerbannog

Those Episcopalians have had it too good for too long...

10/13/2012 7:25:47 PM
#1458059
nazani14

Let's git rid of them dirty commies!

Episcopalian : Saxby Chambliss (R-Georgia),
Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Texas)
Ted Stevens (Alaska-R)
John McCain (Arizona-R)
Saxby Chambliss (Georgia-R)
Chuck Hagel (Nebraska-R)
Lincoln Chafee (Rhode Island-R)
John Warner (Virginia-R)

10/13/2012 7:33:57 PM
#1458060
Mr. Bigglesworth

... ......... ...... .. .. ...... . ......... .............. .. .. . Communist-front .. .. Communist .. ....... Communism .. ....... ... ...... ... ...... ... ...... .. ... .... ... ......... Communists ... ... .... .... . .... .... Communists ... ..... ........... .. .............. ........ ... ...... .. ........ ... .......... .....

....... .. ........ .... ... ...... .. ... ...... ....... .. .......... ... .......... Communist ... multicultural ... homosexualist ....., .......... ......... .... .... ..... ... ... ... ......... .... .. . .......... . . flaming dyke . ..... ........ . .... ......... . ... ... .... .... ...... ... pure, unadulturated evil ... .... ...... ... ..... .. .......... ......... .. .... ... ....... ... .... ... ....... ..... ...... ... ... ........ ........ .... ...... .. .. . ... ...... ... .......

This could apply to anyone the Freepers don't like.

10/13/2012 7:35:34 PM
#1458066
werewolf

Reading up on stuff can be enlightening to the inquiring mind!

10/13/2012 8:12:51 PM
#1458068
NoE

Why would a lesbian talk about abortion - it's not like she'll get pregnant accidentally.

10/13/2012 8:58:03 PM
#1458099
Often Partisan

"What does it tell that this is the first time *I* predicted a quote as being from Savagesusie? (Obviously, I was mistaken...)"

While I can see savagesusie saying something like this, she usually uses the word marxist rather than the word communist...with a few references to the likes of Lenin and Mao on the side ;)

oh noes COMMIES! COMMIES UNDER THE BED! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always want to tell these people that THE COLD WAR IS OVER.

10/14/2012 3:37:50 AM
#1458104
Quantum Mechanic

I sent my kids to Episcopal schools all the way through college. And I'm not religious enough to call myself an atheist. Them Piskys run academically sound outfits.

10/14/2012 3:55:59 AM
#1458105
Pioneer

What I really want to know is if they're communist. The quote is so unclear on that.

10/14/2012 4:08:53 AM
#1458110
Reynardine

Any more, "Communist" means "something I don't like".

10/14/2012 4:33:03 AM
#1458130
UHM

@ #1458035:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Communism

"Do your research before making stupid attacks."

10/14/2012 5:10:51 AM
#1458154
LAchlan

Not for you to judge, matey, that's up to the big man, according to your book.

10/14/2012 6:05:03 AM
#1458196
fishtank

And who gives a fuck?

Certainly not this church.

10/14/2012 7:04:22 AM
#1458197
fishtank

Also, enough people said

"christ is the soviet man" in the beginning.

10/14/2012 7:05:05 AM
#1458198
Horsefeathers

"... Communist-front ... Communist ... Communism ... Communists ... Communists ... Communist"

One of us appears to be stuck in the 1950s.

10/14/2012 7:06:04 AM
#1458213
rubber chicken

WTF!

Seiously dude, did Joseph Macarthy scare your mum or something ?

10/14/2012 7:49:49 AM
#1458219
Thinking Allowed

I don't know if I want to face-palm or head-desk.

10/14/2012 7:59:42 AM
#1458221
SpukiKitty

The 1950's called, they want their McCarthy fan back.

10/14/2012 8:10:15 AM
#1458224
Raised by Horses

Feel that Christian love. Especially towards fellow Christians.

10/14/2012 8:27:49 AM
#1458236
Flah

I hear you like Communism so I put some Communism in your Communism so you can Communism while you Communism.

Sorry, but that's the first thing I thought of when I read that first paragraph.

And, for the second paragraph: Citation desperately needed!

10/14/2012 9:00:57 AM
#1458256
Ebon

One big [citation fucking needed]

10/14/2012 9:56:39 AM
#1458292
Doubting Thomas

Yeah, communists like that Jesus guy who said to sell all your belongings and give the money to the poor.

10/14/2012 11:20:48 AM
#1458319
dfmfundies

@ Doom Nugget:

Communists, socialists, facists....the fundies love to throw out words that they think they know the meaning of.

And here's proof that they don't:

Woman calls Obama "communist," can't define the word.

10/14/2012 12:04:58 PM
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