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#1458100
anevilmeme
The inside of this guys head must be an amusement park of crazy.
10/14/2012 3:38:14 AM
#1458113
ScrappyB
Why did we build a space station?
Well, the logical answer is to run scientific experiments in a permanent zero gravity environment. But it's obvious that if this guy and logic were two ships passing in the night, they wouldn't even be on the same ocean.
"We will start a nuclear war, but you needn't be concerned because we have both underground bunkers to stay in, plus we have room for lots of people in the space station. So we will use the nuclear war to destroy billions of sheeple, and then we will wait in the bunkers or the space station for the radiation to disappear, and then the Earth will be ours!"
So NASA is really Vault-Tec? Can I get assigned to Vault 21? Where's my jumpsuit and PIP Boy?
10/14/2012 4:42:04 AM
#1458118
Zim!
Where do they come up with this stuff!?
10/14/2012 4:52:29 AM
#1458182
Reynardine
This guy gives fresh meaning to the expression, "Space Case".
10/14/2012 6:54:16 AM
#1458187
fishtank
What an amazing nutter.
10/14/2012 6:55:46 AM
#1458207
Adey
I thought the fall-out lasted for millions of years.
How long are you staying in them thar bunkers of yourn? And what good will it do you when you finally return to the surface?
It will be a charred, sterile mess.
10/14/2012 7:27:59 AM
#1458215
Mr. Bigglesworth
No, They are the aliens...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1UUgAmNMw0
Edit:
And only if you hassle them first:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo&feature=related
10/14/2012 7:52:19 AM
#1458233
beehummingbird
"So we will use the nuclear war to destroy billions of sheeple"
Why? How does that benefit them?
If they killed all the "sheeple" who would they get to do all the shit jobs?
It makes no sense whatsoever.
10/14/2012 8:48:58 AM
#1458257
nazani14
Jews in Space!
10/14/2012 9:57:40 AM
#1458269
Ebon
Why did we build a space station?
Because we could. No other reason is needed.
The rest is just standard issue antisemitic bullshit.
10/14/2012 10:12:48 AM
#1458274
UHM
"plus we have room for lots of people in the space station" Around a dozen, right?
10/14/2012 10:17:57 AM
#1458293
cdcdrr
Why did we build a space station?
You mean 'Why did the Russians build two space stations?'. And before you start, Jews have never been influential in Russia.
If they could build a space station and fool people into thinking that NASA is capable of flying people of importance to the station
Yeah, about that. NASA isn't fooling anybody that they can fly people to the ISS if they tried. The Space Shuttle project is at its end and now it's mostly the Russian and European rockets keeping the station in order. You have your Jew infiltrated organization wrong. And your Jew infiltration to.
10/14/2012 11:20:56 AM
#1458300
Doubting ThomasUm, you do know that the ISS is dependent upon people on earth sending up food & supplies, don't you? How are you going to grow enough food up there to survive if the world below has been nearly destroyed by nuclear war?
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
10/14/2012 11:31:27 AM
#1458324
Leighton Buzzard
What you don't know is that all this conspiracy theory bullshit is made up by us wicked Jews to hide the real truth, which is that we're all fucking off to the planet Kosher and leaving the rest of you to fuck up the planet on your own. Who are ya gonna blame then, Huffschitt?
10/14/2012 12:14:15 PM
#1458357
UHM
@ Leighton Buzzard: I'm converting!
10/14/2012 1:32:06 PM
#1458469
J. James
10/14/2012 10:34:51 PM
#1458506
Pule Thamex
The Criminal Jews held at bay only through the combined vigilance of the Commies, the Nazis, the Fundies and other homoerotic experts, the Feminists and the Atheists. That's another fairly interesting fantasy scenario. Although, there's no space stations or nuclear bombs in it. Oh well! I can but try.
10/15/2012 2:52:57 AM
#1458577
Meishayuri
I'm beginning to think there's a chart with corresponding numbers on a six sided die that these people roll every morning to determine if it was Jews, Muslims, Homosexuals, African Americans, Asians, or Llamas that are secretly destroying the world.
10/15/2012 4:48:26 AM
#1458599
Raised by Horses
@ScrappyB
Just pray you don't get stuffed into one of the crappier vaults, like the one where all political choices are decided by Russian Roulette.
10/15/2012 5:18:27 AM
#1458908
Kinnell
You were right about it all being part of an idiotic fantasy, but your little engine trundled off the rails and over a cliff after that. Perhaps you ought to go and join it.
10/15/2012 9:21:43 PM
#1459360
JB Mason
10/16/2012 6:35:16 PM
#1463620
Petroleum Jerry
Why did we suddenly decide to go to the Moon?
Because the Silence needed a space-suit.
10/29/2012 6:51:24 PM
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