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Your site is based on a fundamental falsehood. Since sex is a female resource, there can be no female sexual offenders. All “victims” of a woman’s sexual acts are simply lucky, period, and I refuse to see it any other way. Women are sex objects, not sex offenders. Sex is something women have and men and boys want. The lie that women can be sex offenders is a horrible insult to men, who in fact face a reality of sexual scarcity most of the time, making it utterly impossible to sympathize with males who have a luxury problem of too much sexual attention from a woman. They are NOT victims

Eivind Berge, Female-Offenders 62 Comments [10/14/2012 4:56:32 AM]
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Poe.

10/14/2012 5:02:27 AM

Citizen Justin

Eivind Berge is unfortunately real, he has expressed these views (and worse) on his blog, so if this is a Poe it's an impostor.

10/14/2012 5:40:25 AM

OhJohnNo

Because all men always enjoy all sex all the time.

10/14/2012 5:42:37 AM

John_in_Oz

Definitely Poe.
I refuse to believe it's a coincidence that someone genuinely espousing these views has a name that is an anagram of 'Grieve in bed'.

10/14/2012 5:44:17 AM

Swede

This might be Poe, but there are people who genuinely believe this, stupidly enough.

Men are also sex objects, and they "have sex" just as much as women have. The lie that men can't be victims of sexual abuse, THAT is a horrible insult to the men who are being raped and abused by women. Just as women have a right to say "No" to sex, men also have that right, asshole.

10/14/2012 5:53:03 AM

Kulgur

Eivind Berge is quite sincere, not a Poe.

An awful human being, but not a Poe.

10/14/2012 6:44:35 AM

Atheissimo

Of course sex is a female resource.

That's what they told me when I, as a man, tried to get a job down in the sex mines.

Damned gender politics, it's gone too far the other way.

10/14/2012 6:44:40 AM

Reynardine

How 1895!

10/14/2012 6:49:56 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

"Since sex is a female resource, there can be no female sexual offenders."

Clearly sex is a female resource, because only females can have sex...oh wait...

"All 'victims' of a woman’s sexual acts are simply lucky, period..."

Gosh, all that psychological trauma and therapy, I never would have guessed how lucky that makes people...

"...and I refuse to see it any other way."

That's pure fundie right there.

"Women are sex objects, not sex offenders."

I'm not gonna lie, even without that statement I would have guessed you were a misogynist (and misandrist) waste of skin, but this just solidifies my notion. Do humanity a favor and be an hero.

"Sex is something women have and men and boys want."

Because every man and boy on the planet is straight and clearly you know exactly what I want.

"The lie that women can be sex offenders is a horrible insult to men..."

Motherfucker, YOU'RE a horrible insult to men. You insult male victims and you insult the very reputation of our gender you brainless little twerp.

"...who in fact face a reality of sexual scarcity most of the time..."

Speak for yourself, dude.

"...making it utterly impossible to sympathize with males who have a luxury problem of too much sexual attention from a woman. They are NOT victims"

I'd love for you to say that to male victims of molestation and rape. It'd be worth it to see you get your pathetic clock cleaned.

10/14/2012 6:52:53 AM



"All “victims” of a woman’s sexual acts are simply lucky, period, and I refuse to see it any other way."

Yes, as a child I was "lucky" that my mother decided to rape me... I guess I should have thanked her instead of having a mental breakdown, having to be on medication for life and watch as she got away with it because children obviously lie about this shit.

I can't even think of an insult bad enough to use at this point...

10/14/2012 6:55:09 AM

fishtank

zuh?

10/14/2012 7:01:46 AM

Say What?

Since sex is a female resource, there can be no female sexual offenders.

I'm sure Mary Kay Letourneau and Debra LaFave would be delighted to hear this. If only it were true.

Sex is something women have and men and boys want.

Tell that to men who have low testosterone, who are uninterested in sex, much to the dismay (and lack of fulfillment) of their wives and girlfriends. Some of us haven't had sex in years, because even though our husbands aren't interested, we refuse to violate our marriage vows by looking elsewhere.

In short, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Please make an effort to be less of a misogynistic sub-normal idiot. Thank you.

10/14/2012 7:21:51 AM

rubber chicken

I have a friend who would dearly like to fuck you with a very large strap-on, you "lucky" boy.

10/14/2012 7:40:22 AM

Drax

Somebody isn't getting any.

10/14/2012 7:44:32 AM

TheLastCenturion

oh NOW i see. thank you for clearing that up

because men need sexual stimulation to get hard, it is impossible to be raped by a woman!

granted, it is more difficult, but it is entirely possible to be held down while stimulation is provided, against your will.

that aside, on to more insane points. how is sex a female resource? seeing as sex another word for "sexual intercourse", which i generally find requires at least two participants.

please explain to me how women have[in the context of ownership] sex, and men dont? is it the vagina? is a vagina sex?

what if a woman kidnaps you, gives you viagra, and literally ties you down? how is that anything but sexual assault?

10/14/2012 8:23:08 AM

Raised by Horses

And then you sit around wondering why women don't like you.

10/14/2012 8:33:55 AM

Reynardine

This is part of the all-women-have-horseshoe-magnets-in-their-panties-and-all-men-have-iron-bars-in-their-Jockeys thing that has been used to justify the unjustifiable for centuries.

10/14/2012 9:18:47 AM

Michael

So does that mean that lesbian sex is just a sex-creating powerhouse? And how the hell do gay men have sex, then?

10/14/2012 9:19:06 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

@Michael

Gay sex is just a myth!

10/14/2012 9:30:28 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Well refusing to see things any other way is pretty damned fundie, that's for sure.

We are all sex objects, at least at times. Who hasn't turned into a drooling nitwit (at least a little) when admiring a hot person? I feel like I turn into a bug eyed 12 year old girl whenever I look at a beautiful man & run through a list of things I'd like to do to him-does not mean I would EVER act on it.

I'm sure all the male victims of sexual assault would be interested in hearing your gibberish-& then punch you in the face.

10/14/2012 9:31:03 AM

nazani14

Actually, women can rape men. First you scare his pecker stiff, and then you sit on it. Just one of the many startling things I've learned in conversations with a JAG officer. The case he was describing happened in 1980, BTW.

10/14/2012 9:49:26 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

If this rubbish is true, explain the well-publicized cases of boys being molested by older men. By what you said here, this would be physically impossible, because the boys would not have anything for the older men to violate. Somehow, I doubt this has crossed your mind.

10/14/2012 10:03:53 AM

UHM

I really can't refute that any better way than say that I have turned women down before - and with my face, I should be happy for everything I get.

10/14/2012 10:06:05 AM

Ebon

Um, men can be raped by women, you nutball. Although rarer, it does happen. One recent case in Russia was of a woman who doped men with a mixture of Rohypnol and Viagra before raping them.

10/14/2012 10:07:48 AM

Doubting Thomas

Typical junior-high school locker room talk. Luckily most of us grew out of that way of thinking.

10/14/2012 10:15:15 AM
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