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Your site is based on a fundamental falsehood. Since sex is a female resource, there can be no female sexual offenders. All “victims” of a woman’s sexual acts are simply lucky, period, and I refuse to see it any other way. Women are sex objects, not sex offenders. Sex is something women have and men and boys want. The lie that women can be sex offenders is a horrible insult to men, who in fact face a reality of sexual scarcity most of the time, making it utterly impossible to sympathize with males who have a luxury problem of too much sexual attention from a woman. They are NOT victims

Eivind Berge, Female-Offenders 60 Comments [10/14/2012 4:56:32 AM]
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Renon

Try getting bum-raped 5 five large women using the strapon from Se7en and then try saying that women can't be sex offenders too.

10/14/2012 10:20:21 AM

Osiris

Offensive to everyone.

10/14/2012 10:32:03 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Since sex is a female resource, there can be no female sexual offenders. All “victims” of a woman’s sexual acts are simply lucky, period, and I refuse to see it any other way. Women are sex objects, not sex offenders."



And what these two 'sex objects' could do to you would make you plead, nay, scream, for the merciful - and far painless - end of dying in a fire. Via their S-class 'Absorb' ability, Alv & Dvergr here can do infinitely worse than rape you, Hovind Bilge.

...meanwhile, better not cross paths with me, pal. Hint: Don't watch the "Hostel" films, if you know what's good for you.

10/14/2012 10:45:38 AM



Wow, I didn't think it was possible to be sexist towards both genders in the same paragraph.

10/14/2012 11:24:11 AM

Mattiedef

Rape.

It's not just for men.

10/14/2012 1:05:20 PM

VioletBeauregarde

Bull. Crap. Women can be sex offenders and men can be victims

10/14/2012 1:24:12 PM

breakerslion

That which a fundamentalist believes to be a falsehood does not equal a fundamental falsehood. Your thesis statement is irreparably flawed.

10/14/2012 2:03:43 PM

Often Partisan

Berge is not a poe, he was actually arrested in Norway for threatening to kill police officers.

http://manboobz.com/category/eivind-berge/

10/14/2012 3:06:07 PM

Berny

Wow.
So when a twelve year old gets taken advantage of by a thirty-five year old in a position of authority over him he's just lucky, and not the victim of a horrible breach of trust?
You are fucked in the head.

10/14/2012 3:18:28 PM

checkmate

The lie that women can be sex offenders is a horrible insult to men

Anybody remember this one?:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_sex_in_chains_case

I do.

Short excerpt:

"A young Mormon missionary named Kirk Anderson went missing in 1977, in Ewell, Surrey, after he was abducted from the steps of a meetinghouse of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. A few days later a freed Anderson made a report to the police that he had been abducted, driven to Devon, and imprisoned against his will, chained to a bed in a cottage, where Joyce Bernann McKinney (b. August 1949) — a former Miss Wyoming World — had abducted, attempted to seduce, and then raped him."

10/14/2012 4:53:59 PM



You disgust me in ways I cannot adequetely express. Should you die tomorrow, screaming in fear and agony, I would be rather pleased instead of horrified.

This frightens me and makes me question my humanity, but not yours you monster.

10/14/2012 8:10:05 PM

Canadia

What about homosexuals? Where do they fit in this worldview? Men raping men would be okay too, as sex is always wanted and thus is not rape? Lesbians are both victims?

10/14/2012 8:31:29 PM

farpadokly

What about women who abuse children? Or other women? It does happen. Or what if an old, unattractive woman came up and grabbed your balls? Would you consider yourself "lucky"? I don't think I would.

10/14/2012 9:38:39 PM

Pioneer

Way to go offending everyone ever. I hope someone punches you in the ear.

10/15/2012 1:52:10 AM

whatever

I have personally had arguments with Eivind Berge. He is unfortunately not a poe. If we are lucky (unlucky more like) he will come over here and take part in the discussion.

10/15/2012 2:44:36 AM



What about the guy who was drugged tied up and was forced at knife point to have sex and get an erection with the aid of a pencil.

10/15/2012 3:25:43 AM

Mister Spak

"Women are sex objects"

Those women you get at the adult video store aren't real women. You can tell the difference if you have to inflate them them first.

10/15/2012 5:47:46 AM



...and I refuse to see it any other way.

WHAAAAAAAAA!!! The world doesn't work the way *I* want it to! WHAAAAAAA!!!

(goes off to pout in a corner)

10/15/2012 6:21:48 AM

\m/>_<\m/

this guy is the reason that female on male rape is underreported: the cops laugh you out of the jailhouse...

10/15/2012 12:46:46 PM

Jadehawk

don't think I've ever seen a better example of how the patriarchal/transactional model of sex hurts men, too.

O.o

10/15/2012 11:57:17 PM

Powerkraut

Yeah, he's not a Poe, unfortunately.
Reading this actually made me feel physically ill. What a waste of oxygen. Also, impressive job at dehumanizing both men and women in one paragraph.

>>#1458184

I'm really sorry you had to go through that, anon :( That's seriously fucked up.

>>#1458790

Unfortunately, rape in general is severely underreported. People like this sociopathic fuck here sure aren't helping, either.

10/16/2012 2:23:04 AM



Uh . . ? No.

Sex is not a female resource. Either sex can masturbate, and both have various methods of homosexual intercourse, but sex between a male and female - as I assume you are referring to - requires the eponymous male and female (obviously).

And I reserve the right to say no.

10/16/2012 8:57:56 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

Women can be and are sexual offenders. You are wrong. That is all.

10/20/2012 7:38:21 PM



Wow. I have found the only person on earth who deserves to be raped

10/24/2012 4:38:00 AM



Sex is a female resource?, are you insinuating that men are asexual?, or that women reproduce by parthenogenesis?. Or that women can have sex alone?

10/28/2012 12:07:34 PM
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