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Kara–means ‘I surrender myself’ and Te’—means ‘to Zen Buddha.’ There are 25 original styles of Karate’, each is named after Tibetan monks from where it originated. It was not started in Japan or by Bruce Lee as Hollywood would have you believe! The same bow always used to welcome the space, energy, spirit and personage of a High Priest of Satan in the midst of a Sanctuary was adopted later by Tibetan Lama monks and used in the deadliest art form of self defense - Karate’. Many of the low grunts and pronunciations of karate’s blows, blocks and screams of release have to be incorporated in pre-summoning certain spirits that frequent the same dimension and locality of the monks in the east and Satanic Temples world-wide.



Francis B, Magus-Thor'rauna High Priest of Satan in South Africa 76 Comments [10/15/2012 3:27:04 AM]
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Tolpuddle Martyr

Someone took Dragon Ball Z waaaay to seriously!

10/15/2012 3:32:04 AM

louislois

Is this a troll? It's gotta be.

Please......?

10/15/2012 3:39:53 AM



Holy shit this guy went full retard.
"kara" means empty, while "te" means hand, hence karate = empty hand.

While based on prior chinese martial arts, karate was born in Japan and has nothing to do with Tibet.

10/15/2012 3:44:17 AM

Titania

As a former karate student, I call bullshit on all points.

10/15/2012 3:47:16 AM

M the cursed.

AS a shito ryu practitionner, this is utter bullshit from an ignorant brainwashed fundie.
And for karate, It coame from Ryukyu island, not tibet.
And the roots goes deeper, in China.
But I let this issue to better informed people.

10/15/2012 3:58:04 AM

Horus IX

Damn it...I facepalmed so hard I have to go to the hospital. I'll send you the bill Francis.

10/15/2012 4:04:35 AM

KittyKaboom

Bruce Lee didn't found Karate, he founded his own tradition of it called Jeet Kune Do.

Chinese martial arts are over four thousand years old. You know about as much about history as I do about Hungarian cabinet making.

10/15/2012 4:06:01 AM

Leighton Buzzard

In the words of Miss Piggy: "Hiiii - yah!!!"

10/15/2012 4:09:42 AM

Reynardine

Well, well, well, even Satanists have fundies.

10/15/2012 4:13:34 AM



"s and used in the deadliest art form of self defense - Karate’"


the whole point of karate was that it was supposed to be one of the LEAST deadly, at least less deadly than fighting with a sword and all that

10/15/2012 4:14:07 AM

Meishayuri

Smoke some more bible weed there, Francis. I don't think you're high enough to see Satan doing kata in the early morning.

10/15/2012 4:37:45 AM

Wehpudicabok

"Man, FSTDT is just filled with Christians being ignorant about homosexuality. It's so cliche! I wish I could read about Satanists being ignorant about karate!"

This is actually what I was wishing yesterday. How did you know?

Next time: Baha'i people are ignorant about chess?!?

10/15/2012 4:49:13 AM

FELIX LÆTVS

Huh? Seriously? I'm ashamed that idiots like you are in my country.

10/15/2012 4:55:45 AM

New Face of Rove

Karate is the "Deadliest art form of self-defense"?

Er yeah... this isn't Mortal Kombat, generally karate doesn't involve killing people.

10/15/2012 5:08:48 AM

Hasher

Kara-te means @empty hand@, pillock. It denotes an unarmed style as opposed to fighting with weapons.

The sounds are part of breath control, like the grunts of tennis players as they serve hard.

10/15/2012 5:10:09 AM

gravematter

Lying in the name of your religion? Classy.

10/15/2012 5:15:07 AM

Doubting Thomas

I always thought "karate" means "open hand." As in, they don't fight with weapons.

And seeing as how "karate" is a Japanese word, I find it hard to believe that it originated in Tibet.

10/15/2012 5:15:25 AM

Mister Spak

"Kara–means ‘I surrender myself’ and Te’—means ‘to Zen Buddha.’"

No dumbass, it means 'empty hand' meaning you fight without a weapon in your hand.

You are enslaved to demons of stupid. They whisper lies in your ear and you hasten to believe and obey. These demons are found whenever willing victims congregate - in christian churches.

10/15/2012 5:38:47 AM

Horsefeathers

Is there some Big Book of Stupid Shit these people find things like this in? If so, why can people manage to get actual literature banned but not this particular publication that far too many people appear to have access to?

10/15/2012 6:34:11 AM

John_in_Oz

The Bulldust Award still goes to Cyril Henry Hoskins (Lobsang Rampa), for ignorant lies about Zen Bhuddhism.
It's not that your tripe is any less fictional, ignorant or malicious than his, it's just that his was better written.

10/15/2012 6:35:18 AM



The greatest lesson to be learned from martial arts is that one should never want to use them.

You fail.

10/15/2012 6:35:55 AM

Jeff Weskamp

I wonder how many people are in this "High Priest's" congregation?

Probably him and his cat.

And "Magus-Thor'rauna" looks exactly like the sort of name a novice D&D player would give to his character.

10/15/2012 6:47:07 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

wat

10/15/2012 6:53:31 AM

Swede

I thought it meant "empty hand", but what do I know?

Hollywood is the center of make-believe; you shouldn't take anything they say for granted, stupid.

10/15/2012 7:43:01 AM

rebel

Karate + Satanism = WTF are you on about?

10/15/2012 7:52:23 AM
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