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Kara–means ‘I surrender myself’ and Te’—means ‘to Zen Buddha.’ There are 25 original styles of Karate’, each is named after Tibetan monks from where it originated. It was not started in Japan or by Bruce Lee as Hollywood would have you believe! The same bow always used to welcome the space, energy, spirit and personage of a High Priest of Satan in the midst of a Sanctuary was adopted later by Tibetan Lama monks and used in the deadliest art form of self defense - Karate’. Many of the low grunts and pronunciations of karate’s blows, blocks and screams of release have to be incorporated in pre-summoning certain spirits that frequent the same dimension and locality of the monks in the east and Satanic Temples world-wide.



Francis B, Magus-Thor'rauna High Priest of Satan in South Africa 74 Comments [10/15/2012 3:27:04 AM]
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Old Viking

Oh, Francis, you can be so silly at times.

10/15/2012 2:11:01 PM

D Laurier

Lying for Jesus.

10/15/2012 2:14:49 PM

Mech610

What does Bruce Lee have to do with Karate? Or Japan for that matter?

10/15/2012 2:52:08 PM

Apatheist

Fucking really? Please be a poe.

10/15/2012 3:28:42 PM

VioletBeauregarde

[citation seriously freaking needed]

Also Buddhism is NOT Satanism...dingbat!

Fundie Technique #1: Make outrageous claims with no citation to back them up

Fundie Technique #2: Lump everything you dislike (no matter how opposed one thing is to another) into one category-Satanism

10/15/2012 3:42:14 PM

anti-nonsense

I took 2 1/2 years of karate, so I can definitively say you are full of shit. Not that this is surprising.

10/15/2012 4:10:23 PM



maybe its chinese monks that use Kung-fu ?

I thought Karate meant "empty hand".

LLamas have monks and know karate ? cool.



10/15/2012 4:44:56 PM

the_ignored

#1458546 Reynardine
Actually, this is a xian fundy who preaches against this kind of thing.


10/15/2012 7:51:19 PM

Anon

@Mech610:

Lee trained in judo and jujitsu with a bunch of people who also knew some karate, and of course all of the basic principles to fighting are the same in any martial art (physics is physics). But he never trained extensively in karate specifically. Lee also beat up a bunch of Japanese guys in his movies.

And, just to make things obvious:

Tibetan martial arts are quite different from Japanese forms, although there are some similarities beyond basic physics in that both were influenced by Chinese styles (although jujitsu and the derived schools much less so than karate).


10/15/2012 9:51:09 PM

The Anonymous

"Karate" has quite a Japanese sounding name for something so Tibetan. The Tibetan word for karate is "Khara-te," and is obviously borrowed from Japanese because in Tibetan it appears to mean something gibberish like "after sugar" or "sugaring." Strange name for a martial art, eh?

Yeah, you're an idiot.

10/15/2012 10:33:06 PM

Pup

Nope.

Empty hand. Okinawa.

10/16/2012 2:43:20 AM

Noni911

The 'te' in karate is written with the character for hand. You fail.

10/16/2012 7:29:03 AM

Ebon

Do you maniacs ever stop lying?

10/16/2012 9:12:46 AM

Mapar

Karate means "empty hand", fucker. Every Japanese dictionary, or 20 seconds on google, could have told you that.

10/16/2012 10:19:18 AM

Veet

So THATS what I was doing wrong in Karate class, I wasn't summoning demons!

10/16/2012 9:40:54 PM

Pioneer

I never expected anyone to make such a weird connection, ever.

10/17/2012 8:50:13 AM



What in the actual fuck have I just read?

10/17/2012 10:35:32 AM

Horus

"Many of the low grunts and pronunciations of karate’s blows, blocks and screams of release have to be incorporated in pre-summoning certain spirits that frequent the same dimension and locality of the monks in the east and Satanic Temples world-wide. "

You mean that when the High Priests of Satan summon demons, they have to yell "Hi-yah!""Whaaa!""Huah!" and all kinds of sound effects while they sit around their cauldron/tome of eldritch lore/arcne symbol? That just seems silly.

3/5/2013 9:37:49 PM



No actually I asked my Japanese friends and after much debate they unanimously agreed that "Kara" mean "Satan sucks", "Te" means "two dicks", so I guess if you are a Satanist, stay well away from Karate.

3/6/2013 9:28:03 AM

GigaGuess

Kara = Empty
Te = Hand

Empty hand. Unarmed combat you thrice syphilitic twat. You don't even have the right LANGUAGE. And the grunts and yells? It's called EXERTION. You do the same damn thing when you throw a damn punch!

3/6/2013 9:38:58 AM

Blarghonius

And "fundamentalist" secretly means "I want to murder the gays. Or have sex with them. It's hard to tell."

3/6/2013 5:26:36 PM



I thought it meant Open hand or Empty hand.

How could Te mean "to Zen Buddha"? It's way too short to represent so much.

3/7/2013 12:31:06 AM

JW

Karaoke must mean something even more sinister.

3/24/2014 3:33:48 AM

Kuno

Zen – Japanese
Tibetan Monks – Tibetan
Bruce Lee – Chinese-American
Tibetan Lamas – Tibetan
Karate - Japanese

You do realize that there is more than one country in Asia, and their names are not synonyms, do you?

@JW

Karaoke must mean something even more sinister.

“I surrender myself” to a resident of Oklahoma?

3/24/2014 5:37:55 AM
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