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#1468235
Oh hey, look, first comment. Cool.
Okay, so WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT!?
11/11/2012 8:37:19 PM
#1468236
Rabbit of Caerbannog
I have no idea. And I'm the one who submitted it.
11/11/2012 8:41:42 PM
#1468250
Ebon
The fuck?
11/11/2012 9:31:05 PM
#1468253
Penguis
Hmm... From what I can make of it... "Wah, wah, I don't like black people.", a misled belief Romney is for women's rights, and apple pie. Mmm, pie.
11/11/2012 9:35:05 PM
#1468280
i think this guy is high....very very high
11/11/2012 10:36:36 PM
#1468284
Scorpius
I shall attempt to puzzle this out! *Racist fuck translation on* Black boyfriend pays for the white girlfriends abortion and she...um. Okay, this translator is not really working cause this makes no FUCKING sense! *throws away translator*
I guess it's anti-choice and the usual out of Occidental Dissent. Maybe the metaphorical couple should have used condoms? She chose a late term abortion because he said so and said he would pay? Are they still together? Is Daddy Romney still trying the gruff and taciturn thing?
I'm also all for Mom and apple pie. (I love the town I work for, oh so full of MILF's. Little short on bakeries)
11/11/2012 11:06:51 PM
#1468306
UHM
I think he's saying the Romney campaign should have campained against Obama on the basis of his race -> portray Obama as a murderer and America as impregnated woman. Also it seems America and Obama had sex.
That's the best I can do.
11/12/2012 12:51:07 AM
#1468339
fishtank
lol.
also, why bother paying for an abortion when some nice person invented condoms WAY back.
11/12/2012 4:02:25 AM
#1468344
Mike Litoris
Let's see what happens when the statement is written as if John possessed a sixth-grade education...
Hey, Romney campaign;
Consider this; Obama used Fluke as a prop.
In a sense, like a black sperm donor who promises to pay for the abortion after the fun part, Romney is like the kindly dad. The dad, who, enraged at his daughter’s defilement, provides a strong shoulder to cry upon. He could offer great sympathy to the women in the Q&A by speaking about being a good father, a good grandpa, a good husband. “I’m all for mom and apple pie.” In essence, that’s all he needs to do. He should make Obama look like a homicidal, nigger boyfriend (which he is, so it shouldn’t be too hard).
On second thought, it still makes no sense.
11/12/2012 4:42:42 AM
#1468396
Leighton Buzzard
Yeah? What? .... I think I'll pass on that pie, thanks. Maybe there's somebody sane selling some around here.
11/12/2012 5:53:54 AM
#1468543
SpukiKitty
I'm still trying to figure out the ethicist analogy what I gather is that:
The white daughter is The USA.
Obama's the black boyfriend.
Romney's the daughter's white dad.
The daughter being impregnated by the black boyfriend is America voting for Obama and getting into a heap of trouble as a result.
HOWEVER, I ANALOGY I PREFER TO USE, MYSELF IS:
Romney is the controlling, fundie, abusive white dad.
The USA is the oppresses daughter.
Obama is the nice, educated, well-to-do black guy that the daughter falls in love with & they live a better life, free from big dumb dad.
Also..."Romney As USA's Dad" just sounds wrong. Wouldn't that be George Washington or some other big Founding Father....or better yet, a First Nation person? Tribal Chief? White Buffalo Calf Woman? A Medicine Person? The Great Spirit?
11/12/2012 7:57:00 AM
#1468587
Mattiedef
@Spukikitty
The Great Spirit for 2016!
11/12/2012 9:08:49 AM
#1468592
Kuno
But who would be the VP-candidate for the Great Spirit?
11/12/2012 9:15:13 AM
#1468651
shykid
Coherency fail.
11/12/2012 10:49:04 AM
#1468680
J. James
This has all the coherence and clarity of a bunch of snakes knotted together.
11/12/2012 11:26:24 AM
#1468701
Quick and dirty translation:
"Obama's a Rapist!!"
11/12/2012 11:48:08 AM
#1468765
Doubting Thomas
Like others, WTF is this supposed to be about? Can't tell if this is supposed to be about birth control, abortion, or just plain racism.
Romney would be like the dad who yells at his daughter for being a tramp, then refuses to allow her to have an abortion until he discovers she got pregnant by a black guy. Or at least that's the impression I got from him.
11/12/2012 1:50:07 PM
#1468802
ThatOneGuy
@Mattiedef
I see you Great Spirit and raise you Cthulhu!
Why vote for the lesser evil?
11/12/2012 2:50:14 PM
#1468917
vaiyt
Where are you GOING with those metaphors, mister?
11/12/2012 7:15:44 PM
#1470394
SpukiKitty
@ Mattiedef & That One Guy
WANKAN TANKA & WHITE BUFFALO CALF WOMAN 2016!
(Yeah, Plains Native stuff but that's all I really know. First Nation-anything isn't a single, monolithic culture.)
11/16/2012 6:13:24 AM
#1470678
Seeker Lancer
All I got out of this was:
"Romney should tell America that Obama is black then they'll never vote for him!"
11/16/2012 8:30:17 PM
#1471300
LadyJafaria
For the record, my dad would be disgusted to be compared to Romney.
This is because he's a sane person.
My dad, not Romney.
IDK what Romney is, but I don't think most women who are over the age of sixteen (i.e. actually thinking about things like sex, their health, and their rights) would actually want them as their father, no matter how many "kindly" cliches he tries to hit.
(@J. James: Yeah, but if I saw a bunch of snakes knotted together I'd at least try to entangle it. I have no such investment in this word salad.)
11/18/2012 10:39:03 AM
#1475297
br
I don't know what the original post is saying, but it gave me a mental image of Sandra Fluke singing "Papa Don't Preach" at Mitt Romney, who is wearing dad slacks and a wife beater. Obama is dancing around wearing Levis, Converse, and a Fonzie jacket. Awesome! :)
11/28/2012 7:49:33 AM
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