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I just earned my PhD in Theology by writing my dissertation on the spiritual gift of discerning of spirits (explained in the Bible as the supernatural ability God gives some people to see angels, demons, and the Holy Spirit).

Do you believe in God, the Holy Spirit, Angels, and Demons?

I do. But these spirits are invisible, unless you have the gift.

My new book explains how YOU can receive the gift/ability to see the spirits! Not only that, it reveals 50 hidden demons ruling the heart of the 44th President of the United States, Barack H. Obama.

Am I saying Obama is demon-possessed? No. (see page 12 of the book.)

Am I saying Obama has been ruled, at different times, but up to 50 different evil spirits, as historically proven by his words and deeds? Yes. (see ch. 3 & 4 of the book).

Using the same PhD tested theological method I successfully defended in my PhD dissertation, I have developed a way to help you see the invisible spirits ruling in the heart of the 44th President.

And not only can you see them, but anybody can apply my method to see the evil spirits actually ruling Obama’s heart.

Sounds crazy? No, it’s actually logical, systematic, and biblical.

Gordon Klingenschmitt, God Discussion 68 Comments [10/16/2012 3:37:40 AM]
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Alencon

No, it's crazy. Bat shit crazy.

10/16/2012 4:58:22 PM

Berny

Just what the world needs, another moron with a degree in advanced bullshit.
As "Dire Straits" put it a long time ago:
"Philosophy is useless, theology is worse." - Industrial Disease

10/16/2012 6:08:10 PM

Phloom

Must be a PhD from Patriot University, Kent Hovind's Alameda. Poor Obama with 50 evil spirits ruling his heart. I think you are trying to say, you hate him because he is a fucking nigger.

10/16/2012 6:39:40 PM

tjonp

The PhD is from Regent University.

A school founded by Pat Robertson, if that tells you anything.

http://www.prayinjesusname.org/invite-speaker/

10/16/2012 7:33:03 PM

Snarker

"...these spirits are invisible, unless you have the gift"

You mean the Amber Spyglass?

10/16/2012 7:37:18 PM



Noice country you got there, mate.

10/16/2012 8:06:22 PM

Oi! Nutter!

I may have lost 20 IQ points just reading this drivel.

10/16/2012 8:15:17 PM

\m/>_<\m/

obvious scammer is scamming

10/17/2012 12:17:05 AM

michael3ov

"I just earned my PhD in Theology"

I'm sorry.

10/17/2012 1:43:00 AM

michael3ov

Sorry but no serious university would accept a dissertation on how to identify evil spirits for a PhD in theology.

I don't think you understand what theology is and I am almost positive you don't have a PhD.

Stop trying to make yourself seem authoritative and credible, it will only only work on the type of people who will read your book anyway.

People capable of critical thought are laughing at you.

10/17/2012 1:47:43 AM

Ludd

Sounds crazy?

DUH! Of course it does, you crackpot!

10/17/2012 10:41:54 AM

Anon-e-moose

More like Gordon Clingonshit, amirite?! >:D

'Cling-ons'. (as in 'Winnits'. 'Tagnuts' etc). And what he pulls out from his arsehole too.

10/17/2012 11:16:30 AM

tracer

Nowhere have I seen a better demonstration of the principle that "Ph.D." stands for "Piled higher and Deeper".

10/17/2012 3:48:58 PM

BlackMageJ

You got a PhD in Theology? Were they out of quality toilet paper?

10/18/2012 2:12:19 PM

nyctornado

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81m98JVmK1r1or7jo1_r1_500.gif

10/24/2012 2:25:07 PM

nyctornado

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10/24/2012 2:26:55 PM



What are the odds that your diploma is not recognised by the state.

10/29/2012 4:11:50 AM



You cant see the demons if you don't buy my snake oil.

1/18/2013 5:20:04 AM
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