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I think the reason the Lord would frown upon *toys* is because of where the use of them would eventually lead. Such as, how many young men started out harmlessly looking at porn on the Internet. Soon had the drive to go even further, started looking at child porn, then wanted to know what it is actually felt like to be with a child. Then thier parents leave them alone with their baby sister one night.............

1hope, christianforums 58 Comments [10/17/2012 3:45:43 AM]
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gaptt

I guess having a tickle me elmo would lead to wanting a "real doll".

10/17/2012 3:58:20 AM

ScrappyB

Because child pornography and pedophiles never existed before the Internet.

I have looked at lots of porn on the Internet, and I have never, ever felt the urge to look for kiddie porn.

10/17/2012 4:10:32 AM

Jockaira

Is there some way to find out who this person is and to see if there are any children within his grasp?

10/17/2012 4:18:09 AM

Filin De Blanc

Giving children Transformers will turn them into child molesters? Is that actually what you're saying here?

10/17/2012 4:19:28 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Possibly talking about vibes here? Cucumbers, are they OK?

10/17/2012 4:23:22 AM

Canadia

His life story, ladies and gentlemen. Jesus, dude, if you want to get that off your chest - turn yourself in.

10/17/2012 4:31:55 AM

Swede

Speak for yourself, asshole.

Chapter and verse in the Bible where it says the Lord would frown upon *toys*, please.

10/17/2012 4:46:21 AM

whatever

"I think the reason the Lord would frown upon *toys* is because of where the use of them would eventually lead."

But God invented the Tenga Flip Hole! I thought everyone knew that...

10/17/2012 5:07:16 AM

Doubting Thomas

OK WTF is it with these Christian fundies who think that looking at normal porn is going to automatically lead to kiddie porn? I like looking at heterosaxual, adult porn, but the thought of kiddie porn is totally repulsive to me.

I guess it's just like how they think they're all experts on Satanism and the occult, so when they lie for Jesus and claim they used to be involved with it, it's blatantly obvious they don't know what they're talking about. They're just totally out of their depth. Same goes for how they think if one person drinks a beer, they're going to turn into a raging alcoholic.

10/17/2012 5:22:00 AM

Pule Thamex

The main danger with toys is that they might distract you from thinking about Bible God for at least ten seconds. And do you know what happens to people who don't continually think about Bible God? They become almost human. The sheer horror of it all.

Whereas, we see that devoted Goddists are often keen pedophiles.

10/17/2012 5:26:43 AM

Mister Spak

Is that how Catholic priests started out?

10/17/2012 5:38:22 AM

farpadokly

People used to molest children long before the internet was invented.

10/17/2012 5:47:37 AM

UHM

Millions, ah fuck it, billions of men look at porn all the time and only a minute tiny fraction of them looks at child porn, and even more minute fraction does anything at all to a child ever.

I don't know where that train of thought is coming from, but if this is projection, please 1hope visit a psychiatrist.


@Leighton Buzzard: Cucumbers are God's dildos.

10/17/2012 6:07:16 AM

Justanotheratheist

I've been looking at porn, in magazines and now on the Internet, for 40 years. Hell, I was looking at some a few minutes ago.

I have never looked at child porn, though, and I have never had the slightest "drive" to become a pedophile.

10/17/2012 6:08:32 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Oh please. This is laughably stupid.

10/17/2012 6:47:55 AM

dionysus

I've looked at so much porn that I have to get really creative to find something new and it's never even crossed my mind to look at child porn (or even anal porn). The fact that it crossed YOUR mind and that you think it's the natural way to go says a lot about you.

10/17/2012 7:09:12 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

err, I think he's referring to sex toys. I think he's afraid that if a guy finds his wife's/girlfriend's vibrator, that "would eventually lead" to him being tempted to stick it up his rectum. Then, lickety split, the next thing you know he's turned gay.

10/17/2012 7:20:06 AM

fishtank

Speak for yourself, bub.

10/17/2012 7:21:28 AM

Arctic Knight

Stop projecting!

10/17/2012 7:36:22 AM

Mystik Spiral

Seriously, there's nothing wrong with adult toys. Adults have, except in the case of fundies, a higher level of intelligence and reasoning than kids do, and you don't see kids graduate from playing with Tonka trucks to committing grand theft auto, do you?

Methinks you might need a *toy* of your own, 1hope... ;)

10/17/2012 7:46:57 AM

Rexram

By this logic...

Young girl harmlessly reading the bible. Reads the story of Lot and of how Lot's daughters took turns getting their father drunk and having sex with him in his sleep. Soon the young girl has the drive to go even further and starts reading more stories of incest and rape in the bible, then wanted to know what it as actually felt like to be with an unconscious member of her immediate family. Then one night Dad finishes a 12 pack and falls asleep in his recliner.........

10/17/2012 7:48:15 AM

Rexram

By this logic...

Young girl harmlessly reading the bible. Reads the story of Lot and of how Lot's daughters took turns getting their father drunk and having sex with him in his sleep. Soon the young girl has the drive to go even further and starts reading more stories of incest and rape in the bible, then wanted to know what it as actually felt like to be with an unconscious member of her immediate family. Then one night Dad finishes a 12 pack and falls asleep in his recliner.........

10/17/2012 7:49:30 AM

Sasha

Sounds like he's practicing writing his confession for when he's caught by the authorities offering candy to small children.

10/17/2012 7:51:08 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"I think the reason the Lord would frown upon *toys* is because of where the use of them would eventually lead."

- Only when you use them correctly

10/17/2012 7:52:56 AM

SpukiKitty

"GI Joe" leads to Pedophilia?!

Now, I know I used to do pretty naughty scenarios with Barbie & Ken but still....

So kids can't play or have fun because they will turn into disgusting sexual monsters who do nasty stuff to people?

If that was the case, EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING WOULD BE A SEX OFFENDER!

Screw you & your false Demiurgic deity of anti-fun, you Burgermeister Trunchbull!


If it's toys of the "Vibrator/Dildo/Fleshlight/Sex Swing" variety then this person is still an idiot & my point still stands!

Hey, Fundie! As the Good Book says in Ecclesiates, "There's nothing new under the sun". There has always been porn, erotica, pedophiles, unplanned pregnancies, BDSM, school violence, single parents, gangs, thugs, teen rebellion, drunken parties, bad politicians, gays & bisexuals, and every other thing both good & bad!
The time, form & details may be different but it's the same!
In fact it seems that stuff like the Gilded Age is repeating itself, with "Citizens" (Corporations) United and the resulting protests & stuff.

Now, leave me alone so I can enjoy my "vibrating egg" while thinking naughty Syd Barrett fantasies! Thank you.

10/17/2012 8:17:12 AM
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