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I think the reason the Lord would frown upon *toys* is because of where the use of them would eventually lead. Such as, how many young men started out harmlessly looking at porn on the Internet. Soon had the drive to go even further, started looking at child porn, then wanted to know what it is actually felt like to be with a child. Then thier parents leave them alone with their baby sister one night.............

1hope, christianforums 59 Comments [10/17/2012 3:45:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 70
WTF?! || meh

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@ swede:

"There are several cases of symbolism that Miller uses, but were set by the people of the 17th century and not by himself. An example of this sort of symbolism is the doll. The doll symbolizes witchcraft, and when found in Elizabeth’s possession, she is accused of witchcraft." - excerpt from: http://summarycentral.tripod.com/thecrucible2.htm

Summary of The Crucible by Arthur Miller

This kind of drip has been going on about toys, dancing, playing cards, sideways glances, etc. for a long time now.

10/17/2012 8:19:38 AM


If you mean sex toys, you haven't stated where you believe their use would eventually lead. Is the female orgasm now in the grasp of Satan? In which case, why did your god invent it, and the means by which it can be achieved in the first place? I'm more than happy for my wife to battle with Lucifer for control of her toys. I'll even join in the fight...

Oh, and your suggestion concerning the origins of paedophillia is predictably idiotic.

10/17/2012 8:33:49 AM

Thinking Allowed

10/17/2012 8:55:21 AM


For god fearing people they have the most perverse imaginations.

10/17/2012 9:35:04 AM


This is actually quite disturbing. I recommend social services/child protection pay this person a visit ASAP

10/17/2012 9:45:05 AM


What did you use to make that slope so slippery?

10/17/2012 9:45:27 AM


What an amazing discussion- go look at this thread and wonder why people needlessly guilt themselves over being human.

10/17/2012 10:18:20 AM

J. James

Speaking from personal experience is the only explanation for this astounding leap of logic.

10/17/2012 10:26:28 AM


My guess is that you would never think looking at porn was "harmless" to begin with.

10/17/2012 10:30:23 AM


By this logic...

Young girl harmlessly reading the bible. Reads the story of Lot and of how Lot's daughters took turns getting their father drunk and having sex with him in his sleep. Soon the young girl has the drive to go even further and starts reading more stories of incest and rape in the bible, then wanted to know what it as actually felt like to be with an unconscious member of her immediate family. Then one night Dad finishes a 12 pack and falls asleep in his recliner.........

10/17/2012 10:39:09 AM


I think your slope could use some Teflon.

10/17/2012 10:44:32 AM


Look, 1hope. Just because you theists lack things like morals, impulse control, and a HEALTHY sex drive, doesn't mean that other kids were mentally damaged from playing with toys.

10/17/2012 10:47:29 AM


No, wrong. The human mind doesn't work like that.

10/17/2012 11:35:20 AM


One slope, extra slippery, coming right up! Seriously, its friction-free! Who knows when it will stop!

10/17/2012 11:56:50 AM


Then thier parents leave them alone with their baby sister one night.............

Then the parents left the baby sister with a priest and when they came home she cried and complained about soreness "down there"...

10/17/2012 12:07:06 PM

Mr. Bigglesworth

Just because you want to look at child porn, or feel up the kids doesn't mean the rest of us want to.

10/17/2012 12:07:56 PM


The reason I object to religion is because of where it inevitably leads... flying airplanes into buildings.

10/17/2012 1:28:22 PM

Old Viking

The majority of fundies have minds like sewers.

10/17/2012 1:34:43 PM

This one is one of the worst I have ever seen posted

10/17/2012 1:51:23 PM


This sick little vignette is too detailed for comfort. Either this no-hope is fantasising, in which case I hope he (I'm guessing it's a he) never escalates to carry this shit out, or else what passes for his subconscious is causing him to confess more than he probably wanted to. Either way, this is one person who needs to be monitored, at least for the protection of society.

10/17/2012 2:02:58 PM


Men have babysitters?

10/17/2012 2:19:32 PM


I hope they can track this guy down. He scares me.

10/17/2012 4:12:07 PM


Used to look at Playboy and Penthouse magazines when I was a teenager. Saw a few videos when I was in university. Had girlfriends, lost interest in porn. Eventually got married. Had children. Never raped them. Would kill any bastard who touched them inappropriately.
I'd say you're full of shit.

10/17/2012 6:19:34 PM

Cool imagination, bro.

10/17/2012 7:21:26 PM





that is really fucked up

10/17/2012 11:04:05 PM
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