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James Randi and Penn Jilette were both present at an Illuminati meeting I was taken to as a child.

There were some jokes about Penn's wife: and he said "she must be stupid, she married me!".

He asked me if I liked magic/his shows at which point I said yes and he 'joked' "I'm still gonna f*** you up the ass".

Jilette was the "central column" to quite the magic trick with another 2 men. James Randi attempted to explain to me some of the 'illusion' of the Royal Arch/Illuminati paedophilia.

This was in America in the 1990s after I was taken there by Thomas Hurd from an airfield in Oxfordshire en route to Bohemian Grove and Home Base (Area 51). It was very hot near the desert. "You don't even need your passport, due to the agreement we have with their government".

dc1hsc, DavidIcke.com 22 Comments [10/17/2012 3:52:41 AM]
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#1459440
Leighton Buzzard

That goes way beyond the laugh at the loony and into this dude needs real help territory.

10/17/2012 4:13:53 AM
#1459483
Doubting Thomas

Yeah, I agree, someone needs serious psychological help.

10/17/2012 5:42:51 AM
#1459515
Nicole

Impossible to tell if genuinely mentally ill, or just trolling for attention from the gullible.

10/17/2012 6:36:27 AM
#1459546
fishtank

I advise some haldoperidol.

10/17/2012 7:32:17 AM
#1459588
Flah

Illuminati meeting or a show in Vegas? I know, I always have trouble telling the two apart as well.

10/17/2012 8:50:22 AM
#1459624
J. James

Wither this person is deeply stupid and lying or deeply disturbed and telling (his) truth.

10/17/2012 10:30:53 AM
#1459625
Kat S.

Yikes! Who is this guy, and where is his/her Social Worker?

I'm with everyone else here. I hope this guy is getting help.

10/17/2012 10:31:10 AM
#1459659
Ebon

Just plain lying.

10/17/2012 11:39:31 AM
#1459680
Rabbit of Caerbannog

Blatant lies.

10/17/2012 1:18:19 PM
#1459682
tatsukun

Worst... fanfic... evar

10/17/2012 1:24:00 PM
#1459697
fishtank

Either a good troll or a delusional maniac.

Or an attention whore.

10/17/2012 1:57:43 PM
#1459718
\m/>_<\m/

@fishtank: why not all 3?

10/17/2012 3:05:59 PM
#1459771
Mike Litoris

This is a whole new level of batshit insanity. I'm not even sure if drugs could help this lunatic.

10/17/2012 7:50:32 PM
#1459840


Thorazine is you friend!

10/18/2012 3:57:52 AM
#1460042
JB Mason

Even the loons on David Icke's website think this guy is a nutter/troll...

10/18/2012 10:00:12 AM
#1460054
werewolf

Well, did he? Fuck you up the ass, I mean?

10/18/2012 10:23:38 AM
#1460138
anevilmeme

So where was Teller during all this?

10/18/2012 3:03:01 PM
#1460150
Mr. Bigglesworth

You do realize who James Randi and Penn Jilette are don't you?

10/18/2012 4:09:56 PM
#1460159
Isa

When I was a child, my dad and I got into his secret time machine and went for lunch at Denny's in 1976 with Queen Victoria, Justin Bieber and the Pope.

10/18/2012 4:38:02 PM
#1460465
Dr. Steve Brule

I just pictured Penn saying that to a kid, funniest thought I've had in a while. Man, I think this is possibly the best addition to CSTDT in ages!

10/19/2012 11:53:48 AM
#1462793
Palifox

You'd have thought the Illuminati would have been a little more original than combining the orgy scene from "Eyes Wide Shut" with the usual drivel about area 51. Don't they fly out of the Bermuda triangle in submersible black helicopters and spread chem trails on the way?

10/26/2012 12:50:24 PM
#1463160
Petroleum Jerry

Why don't I ever get invited to these things?

10/28/2012 4:06:12 AM
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