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#1459812
I see the Gay Signal in the sky when its raining while the sun is out.
Why don't you do something about that first?
10/18/2012 3:37:57 AM
#1459817
Filin De Blanc
Do these people not have actual lives?
10/18/2012 3:44:39 AM
#1459831
Leighton Buzzard
Yeah, God's sign to Noah meant 'Let's all be gay!'.
Possibly this is more related to anti-Americanism, though, given that appears to be Putin's schtick these days.
10/18/2012 3:53:12 AM
#1459839
LDM
You people seriously have nothing better to do?
10/18/2012 3:56:32 AM
#1459849
UHM
Pepsi is trolling Russia! Awesome!
10/18/2012 4:02:10 AM
#1459862
Canadia
Rainbows kick ass, fuck you.
10/18/2012 4:12:28 AM
#1459870
Mr. Bigglesworth
Antoly Artukh is a moron; that is all
10/18/2012 4:21:58 AM
#1459878
Percy Q. Shunn
10/18/2012 4:28:21 AM
#1459905
Doubting Thomas
Whenever you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex. If you see a double rainbow, God is having a gay threeway.
10/18/2012 5:25:57 AM
#1459911
Mister Spak
You exposed Spongebob squarepants and Tinky Winky so we had to go with a purple Russian cow.
10/18/2012 5:32:07 AM
#1459919
Esquilax
It must be nice to have bullshit like this be the most pressing concern you have...
10/18/2012 5:37:07 AM
#1459939
LAchlan
I was out cycling last Sunday and I saw a real rainbow. Didn't make me want to kiss a man.
10/18/2012 6:23:46 AM
#1459943
dionysus
Oh fuck! The gays are trying to convert us with album covers! Oh wait, maybe it's just a fucking picture of refracted light. You know, not every single thing in the world is propaganda. I know it's hard for the former Soviet Union to understand that but it's true.
10/18/2012 6:34:19 AM
#1459967
beehummingbird
I've never thought of Russia as being anti-gay, so this suprises me.
10/18/2012 7:58:50 AM
#1459975
Philbert McAdamia
"A rainbow appeared on the cartons, a world-renowned symbol of the gay movement," Mr Artukh.
I thought it was Gawd's promise to kill all of us with something other than drowning, the next time He has that whim.
10/18/2012 8:12:45 AM
#1459979
I'm sure their competitors are just fucking with them, if they loose market share over this it would have been a success
10/18/2012 8:15:45 AM
#1459990
Flah
I think they should first look into LeVar Burton's leanings before going after Pepsico. Not only did his old show have a rainbow in the title and the logo but it also promoted to children such vile things as READING! Scandalous.
10/18/2012 8:30:17 AM
#1459997
Anon-e-moose
"Russian authorities are investigating a milk brand after an anti-gay group accused it of promoting homosexuality to children by featuring a rainbow on its milk cartons."
"The People's Council claims the label on Vesyoly Molochnik milk, owned by the multinational beverage company Pepsi Co, is in violation of St Petersburg's anti-gay propaganda law"
Not even a
Russian city's legislature would dare take on the legal department of Mars, Inc.
Antoly Arsefukht, when Pepsico's lawyers have done with you, you'll be screaming for the tortures of Hell, for a ten trillion-year holiday from what one of the US's biggest are capable of. >:D
PROTIP: When fake Manchester United shirts were being produced from a
state-owned factory in China several years ago, Man Utd's legal team took them to court - in
China. Guess who won? A clue: Man Utd's coffers were £250 million the richer, and no more fake shirts came out of that country.
Man Utd - whilst the biggest & most recognisable football team brand worldwide - aren't as big as Pepsico.
And neither are you as big as China, St. Petersburg.
After what their lawyers are capable of doing, I almost pity you, Mr.
ArseFukht.
Almost. >:D
@Canadia
"Rainbows kick ass"
Not only that, they're 20%
Cooler:
Either God is having
hyper-gay sex,
or Rainbow Dash has made DC Comics' 'The Flash' redundant. /)^3^(\
10/18/2012 8:39:56 AM
#1460012
The prancing cow is a dead giveaway. Perhaps Pepsi is promoting bestiality ?
Anyway, Pepsi flavors its soda with aborted fetus, are you suggesting they ALSO promote homosexuality ?
Isnt the rainbow a sign that God will never flood the world again ?
10/18/2012 9:06:37 AM
#1460014
Tatsukun
Great, I looked that carton up on the google and now I am the gay. Darn you. Why didn't Jebuz or Superman save me from the gay-milk!?!?!?!
10/18/2012 9:08:13 AM
#1460035
mattiedef
Sounds gay looking to me.
Just becoming gay doesn't happen from bloody magic conversions like religion.
10/18/2012 9:47:57 AM
#1460070
Papabear
I saw a rainbow in the sky yesterday. The sky denied it was a gay symbol, but I know better. Ban physics! It's the gayest of the sciences.
10/18/2012 10:47:44 AM
#1460077
ausador
They read the carton and saw that the milk was Homo-genized...case closed. ;)
10/18/2012 11:26:12 AM
#1460083
Osiris
Oh man thanks Russia for actively making America look good. While the American population is pretty evenly divided on issues of LGBT rights, Russia is not with over 80% of the population viewing homosexual behavior as "unacceptable".
10/18/2012 11:35:17 AM
#1460096
dp
i thought pepsi co was run by mormons?
10/18/2012 12:43:03 PM
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