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[Regarding the so-called "homosexual agenda"]

The New Butt Order (NBO) will not stop until they achieve complete access to actively prey upon our children.

Evil seeks to expand itself, it is just that simple.

Buffalo Bob, Free Republic 46 Comments [10/18/2012 3:34:05 AM]
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Leighton Buzzard

Meanwhile, your little daughter is completely safe with that entirely heterosexual uncle of hers. He thinks it's great you're all looking the other way and blaming the gays.

10/18/2012 3:50:26 AM

Filin De Blanc

These people have the strongest anal fixation I've ever seen. They need therapy.

10/18/2012 3:53:33 AM

UHM

"New Butt Order"


10/18/2012 4:04:54 AM

C_V


I love the way you hate-filled jackasses hold children up as a sheild against what _you_ fear, rather than any real threat to them.

10/18/2012 4:09:41 AM

Canadia

This "New Butt Order" of yours sounds like a truly nasty pack of child molesters, to be sure! Now, what's your take on homosexuals, a completely unrelated group of people?

10/18/2012 4:10:43 AM

fishtank

You prey on our children.

10/18/2012 4:26:45 AM



Poe.

10/18/2012 4:52:40 AM

Doubting Thomas

You really think, with the way how our society is so paranoid about pedophilia, that anyone is going to allow gays the right to molest children?

Insert usual "homosexuality isn't the same as pedophilia, consenting adults, etc" arguments that homophobes continually ignore here.

10/18/2012 5:23:30 AM

Mister Spak

"The New Butt Order (NBO)"

Is that a secret order of Catholic priests?

10/18/2012 5:30:35 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"Evil seeks to expand itself, it is just that simple."

- Ah, so that's why Christian tracts keep showing up on my car windshield.

10/18/2012 5:34:21 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Misconceptions about homosexuality, the "gay agenda," pedophilia, and the nature of evil, capped off with the sense of humor of a slow-witted six-year old, all within 29 words.

That's an impressive capacity for bullshit you got there, Bob.

10/18/2012 5:37:55 AM

dionysus

Gays typically want to have sex with other adults. That's why they want gay MARRIAGE (marriage being a social and legal contract between two consenting adults). If gays wanted to rape a bunch of kids they'd have no interest in same sex marriage. Oh, and studies have shown that straight people commit way more acts of child molestation than gays. Granted, there are way more straight people than gay people but still, your children are more likely to be molested by a straight person than a gay person.

10/18/2012 6:41:05 AM

Firewing

"Evil seeks to expand itself, it is just that simple."

That explains why theists are so into converting people by force. It also explains this "New Butt Order" (what a clever name by the way *eye roll*). I suspect that one bishop that blames the kids for allegedly seducing the priests was an attempt at starting that.

10/18/2012 7:30:01 AM

Anon-e-moose

[Regarding the so-called "homosexual agenda"]

"The New Butt Order (NBO) will not stop until they achieve complete access to actively prey upon our children"

http://mccannexposure.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/republican-list-of-paedophiles-shocking/

http://911review.org/Alex/Republican_Pedophiles.html

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/pedophilia.html

Not only painted yourself into a corner, logically, you've placed a load of Claymore mines - with tripwire/pressure plate/movement sensor/laser net-triggered detonation devices around yourself, argumentally.

And your even thinking what you did, never mind posting such on the internet for the whole planet to see, you've just armed - with absolutely no possible way to deactivate - the entire array. Your move, Bobby. >:D

(*Watches Bobby's terrified - but frozen expression - as a bead of sweat rolls down his face. Then leaves room to enjoy the Schadenfreude of him only able to move his eyes watching me leave, then the heavy steel door is closed, locked & weld-sealed. Then underground bunker's entranceway is concreted over, becoming a metaphorical sarcophagus to the memory of Unjustifiable Thinking, and Destroyed Arguments.)

>:D

10/18/2012 7:46:00 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

New Butt...children...expand itself...

Something you wanna tell us?

10/18/2012 8:16:53 AM

The Crimson Ghost

The New Butt Order is doubtless the stupidest thing I've ever read. So far.

10/18/2012 8:26:09 AM

Tatsukun

Wait, what happened to the old butt order? Did they just fart around and die out?

10/18/2012 9:06:52 AM

werewolf

Do you also dance by the light of the moon, Buffalo Bob?

10/18/2012 9:28:58 AM

Swede

Speak for yourself, Bobby. Most pedophiles are heterosexual males, ya know...

10/18/2012 9:46:53 AM

Mattiedef

Gay pedophiles don't turn children into gays with their magic semen.

Much like priests and ministers don't convert people to their religion with sex.

IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY.

10/18/2012 9:51:41 AM

Michael

"New Butt Order?" When did they start letting first graders post on Free Republic?

10/18/2012 10:24:22 AM

Papabear

So your posting, promoting you opinion, is just an example of evil seeking to expand itself?

10/18/2012 10:44:42 AM

VioletBeauregarde

"New Butt Order"? How old are you? 7?

10/18/2012 10:45:13 AM

Osiris

There is a demographic that is overly obsessed with butts and preying upon children. It's not gay men, but "pious" men.

10/18/2012 11:30:12 AM

SpukiKitty

I honestly LOLed at reading "New Butt Order"!

"NBO" sounds like a cable movie station dedicated to Anal porn & cheesy rap videos with "hoochies" shaking their big, thong-clad cabooses!

10/18/2012 1:43:37 PM
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