[Regarding the so-called "homosexual agenda"]
The New Butt Order (NBO) will not stop until they achieve complete access to actively prey upon our children.
Evil seeks to expand itself, it is just that simple.
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This "New Butt Order" of yours sounds like a truly nasty pack of child molesters, to be sure! Now, what's your take on homosexuals, a completely unrelated group of people?
You really think, with the way how our society is so paranoid about pedophilia, that anyone is going to allow gays the right to molest children?
Insert usual "homosexuality isn't the same as pedophilia, consenting adults, etc" arguments that homophobes continually ignore here.
"Evil seeks to expand itself, it is just that simple."
- Ah, so that's why Christian tracts keep showing up on my car windshield.
Misconceptions about homosexuality, the "gay agenda," pedophilia, and the nature of evil, capped off with the sense of humor of a slow-witted six-year old, all within 29 words.
That's an impressive capacity for bullshit you got there, Bob.
Gays typically want to have sex with other adults. That's why they want gay MARRIAGE (marriage being a social and legal contract between two consenting adults). If gays wanted to rape a bunch of kids they'd have no interest in same sex marriage. Oh, and studies have shown that straight people commit way more acts of child molestation than gays. Granted, there are way more straight people than gay people but still, your children are more likely to be molested by a straight person than a gay person.
"Evil seeks to expand itself, it is just that simple."
That explains why theists are so into converting people by force. It also explains this "New Butt Order" (what a clever name by the way *eye roll*). I suspect that one bishop that blames the kids for allegedly seducing the priests was an attempt at starting that.
[Regarding the so-called "homosexual agenda" ]
"The New Butt Order (NBO) will not stop until they achieve complete access to actively prey upon our children"
http://mccannexposure.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/republican-list-of-paedophiles-shocking/
http://911review.org/Alex/Republican_Pedophiles.html
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/pedophilia.html
Not only painted yourself into a corner, logically, you've placed a load of Claymore mines - with tripwire/pressure plate/movement sensor/laser net-triggered detonation devices around yourself, argumentally.
And your even thinking what you did, never mind posting such on the internet for the whole planet to see, you've just armed - with absolutely no possible way to deactivate - the entire array. Your move, Bobby. >:D
(*Watches Bobby's terrified - but frozen expression - as a bead of sweat rolls down his face. Then leaves room to enjoy the Schadenfreude of him only able to move his eyes watching me leave, then the heavy steel door is closed, locked & weld-sealed. Then underground bunker's entranceway is concreted over, becoming a metaphorical sarcophagus to the memory of Unjustifiable Thinking, and Destroyed Arguments. )
>:D
I honestly LOLed at reading "New Butt Order"!
"NBO" sounds like a cable movie station dedicated to Anal porn & cheesy rap videos with "hoochies" shaking their big, thong-clad cabooses!
Evil seeks to expand itself, it is just that simple.
Well, that explains all the missionaries.
I want to see one study that links homosexuality to pedophilia. Just one.
Oh, and it can't be done by the Family Research Council.
"I'm big,
you're small,
I'm smart,
You're dumb,
and there's nothing you can do about it"
A 7 year old told me the latest insult doing the round of the schoolyard.
Ol' Bob managed to hit below that mark.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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