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Quote# 90176

[Trying to film bigfoot with a blimp]
Bigfoot is in all probability an inter-dimensional creature that cannot be filmed in the same way as animals. Just as UFOs can't be filmed in the same way as aircraft. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, that can be dreamt of in our philosophy.

Tom Graham, Daily Mail 13 Comments [10/18/2012 3:36:21 AM]
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#1459842
Leighton Buzzard

Show me the math on that probability.

(And why are you quoting a fictional character as a guide to anything?)

10/18/2012 3:58:39 AM

#1459924
Doubting Thomas

Because if you can't find actual evidence, then make it to where lack of evidence proves their existence.

that cannot be filmed in the same way as animals.

What about that video of Bigfoot walking in the woods that all the Bigfoot believers claim is evidence of his existence? Or do you admit that it was actually faked?

10/18/2012 5:41:49 AM

#1459977
Vandrvekn

Maybe they can't be filmed because ... THEY DON'T EXIST!

10/18/2012 8:14:02 AM

#1460020
Tatsukun

If you can raise a million dollars for my team to go out and search, I guarantee to DOUBLE the amount of evidence there is for Bigfoot. (same offer applies to all gods, devils, ghosts, and monsters).

10/18/2012 9:14:19 AM

#1460037
New Face of Rove

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, that can be dreamt of in our philosophy."

Christ I HATE when people quote that line from Hamlet to justify their bullshit. It doesn't justify anything, it just says that Horatio is being a sane, rational person and Hamlet is being a paranoid, delusional, guilt-ridden bastard.

10/18/2012 9:51:29 AM

#1460047
werewolf

Bad quote! Bad Quote! Call the Shakespeare police and burn him!

10/18/2012 10:17:25 AM

#1460058
Mattiedef

I thought bigfoot was a North American Ape, not a phase beast from DnD?

10/18/2012 10:26:06 AM

#1460122
fmitchell

Bigfoot is in all probability an inter-dimensional creature that cannot be filmed in the same way as animals.

So Bigfoot are really Mi-Go? Makes sense, for arbitrary values of sense.

There are more things in heaven and earth, ...

And fewer things, too.

10/18/2012 2:08:31 PM

#1460137
anevilmeme

So that's what happens when you drink the bong water.

10/18/2012 3:00:33 PM

#1460178
Capt. Tinfoil

In these modern times inter-dimensional creatures do have to contend with some extraordinary effects when they appear on the Earth plane. For instance, the presence of a camera within 30 or 40 feet of a bigfoot somehow causes the inter-dimensional interface to shake the camera and spoil the resulting film.

As time passes it's getting worse, the modern ubiquity of cameras all round the world has disrupted the inter-dimensional fields to such an extent that inter-dimensional creatures like bigfoot are becoming invisible and are therefore rarely seen now.

It is becoming obvious to my superiors, notably Colonel Indigo and General Dribble, that cameras and other recording devices have introduced a strange malaise into the universe of this plane of existence. A strange malaise that may cause everything to turn invisible. Specially aliens and UFOs.

Keep reading advanced technical publications like the Daily Mail for cutting edge science reporting about these worrying events.

10/18/2012 5:36:37 PM

#1460299
Kuno

[…] It is becoming obvious to my superiors, notably Colonel Indigo and General Dribble, that cameras and other recording devices have introduced a strange malaise into the universe of this plane of existence. A strange malaise that may cause everything to turn invisible. Specially aliens and UFOs.[…]

But on the other hand, without digital cameras we would never have learned about Orbs!

And that would be terrible…

10/19/2012 5:24:09 AM

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Papabear

Yeah, if there's no evidence they exist it's because bigfoot and/or UFOs are inter-dimensional, not that they don't actually exist.

10/19/2012 9:34:50 PM

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Petroleum Jerry

But is he bigger on the inside?

10/28/2012 4:03:10 AM
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