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Subject: The Almighty Toilet Flusher

God is aware of the Torah, the Bible, and the Quran. He knows about the Jews, the Christians and the Muslims. He has seen the many conflicts between those of the human family who have claimed to serve Him through the centuries. Because of rebellion against universal and natural laws, the time has come for a warning: Many nations on Planet Earth are toilets to be supernaturally flushed with water, wind, and fire. There are a few "loose-stool Jews," "self-righteous constipated Christians," and "hate-filled toxic-ridden Muslims" that are about to be washed down the drain -- along with all others who have become like dung in the nostrils of the Maker. Let this prophecy be hung on walls around every person who moans and groans while poo-pooluting the purity of Truth. Let everyone be told that Jehovah God is the Almighty Toilet Flusher!

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