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The Reality Doctrine.

Islamic Governments of the world, this is our new doctrine. Keep your thugs and fanatics home or face our wrath. You have been warned and any consequence of this doctrine will be of your doing.

1. Any country that supports terrorism and has, helped or abetted any man or group, that has killed an American here at home or abroad, will be declared a terrorist state.
2. That country, with the approval of Congress, will come under attack from our Air Force and our Navy. The attack will be relentless in taking out government buildings, railroads, bridges, factories, military installations on the ground or on the sea.
3. Every hard target will be given a 2 hour notice to give the dictators time to move their people out of harms way.
4. After the complete annihilation of the specified targets, America will go home and leave your miserable country to rebuild on its own without one dollar of support or one American soldier on the ground. Not one American boy will lose his life or leave a limb in the hell hole of any Islamic country.
5. After 5 years, 10 years or however long it takes to re construct your infrastructure, if you choose to go down the same path, we will be back.
6. Any country that supports terrorism and allows that activity on their soil will receive not one dollar of American money. We will no longer borrow hundreds of billions of dollars and then give it away to our enemies or any country that supports our enemies

Now of course this is just dreaming and the Reality Doctrine will never be implemented. However, if it was, this doctrine would surely be tested by our enemies. But just once.

Dwight Kehoe, Conservative News and Views 55 Comments [10/20/2012 3:26:19 AM]
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"Any country that supports terrorism"

You mean that any country that tries to use terror to get it's own way? "Do as I say or else" kind of thing...

"Keep your thugs and fanatics home or face our wrath."

Yep... terrorism is so bad that you will use it yourself.

10/20/2012 4:23:57 AM

OhJohnNo

"Now of course this is just dreaming"

Thank heavens for that.

10/20/2012 4:26:44 AM

Reynardine

As well as any country that does nothing at all but refuse to let Halliburton in.

10/20/2012 4:44:23 AM

cdcdrr

"I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town."

10/20/2012 4:53:52 AM

ryric

"Any country that supports terrorism and has, helped or abetted any man or group, that has killed an American here at home or abroad, will be declared a terrorist state."
Wow. It doesn't seem a bit harsh to you that you want to go to war with Britain, Germany, Italy, and Japan all at once(just to name a few)? They've all killed Americans in the past.

Actually, by your definition America itself is a terrorist state as we have the death penalty in some states so we've killed Americans at home.

10/20/2012 4:59:19 AM

Canadia

Your wrath is a very terrorist-y rant born of impotent rage. How does that work, anyway, Dwight? How do you stay a limp-dick even after that much furious mental masturbation?

10/20/2012 5:34:54 AM

Dr.Shrinker

1. Any country that supports terrorism and has, helped or abetted any man or group, that has killed an American here at home or abroad, will be declared a terrorist state.

- Remember when Reagan covertly sold weapons to Iran, a nation he himself had declared a terrorist state, in order to illegally fund the Contra rebels in Nicaragua? I didn't think so.

Its a good thing for you that you "Reality Doctrine" will never be implemented.

10/20/2012 5:51:32 AM

UHM

I remember thinking that way when I was 14. I was neo-con. Ah, don't we all sin...

10/20/2012 5:52:32 AM

LDM

Simple solutions for the simple minded.

And please don't presume to speak for all of America. Use your own pathetic little backwoods militia if you must, but the rest of us Americans would like to have less fingers pointed at us, not more.

10/20/2012 6:00:14 AM

rw23

> Any country that supports terrorism

Remind me again about the protection the IRA fundraisers in New York, Boston and Philadelphia received.

10/20/2012 6:20:39 AM

Justanotheratheist

Because that doesn't make you a thug and a fanatic yourself, does it? Nooooooooooo.

10/20/2012 6:22:51 AM

TB Tabby

1. By that definition, even the United States is a terrorist state. Even if you're taking the neocon tack of using "terrorist" as code for "Muslim."

2. Attacks on that scale against that many countries? And I suppose you plan on launching them all at the same time, too. The US may have the biggest military, but it'd still be stretching itself pretty thin here. But what's a few more taxes on the middle class when it's going to supporting mass-murder?

3. Only two hours?! An evacuation on that scale would take DAYS! But I doubt you care much about that. Blood for the blood god and all that.

4. Then they'll just get the support from other nations with sane people in charge. Either that, or they'll get it from terrorist groups, who will get a plethora of new recruits in return, since the remaining citizens of those countries will now have a brand-new reason to hate America.

5. And you don't think they'll use that time to prepare? Or that America will be declared war on in the meantime?

6. Now THAT would be a change.

It's fortunate your Revenge Doctrine will never be implemented, since it would harm America far more than it would harm any terrorist groups. Nietzsche said it best: "Those who would hunt monsters must take great care lest they become monsters themselves."

10/20/2012 6:31:13 AM

Filin De Blanc

Have the Teabaggers ever come up with a single solution for anything that didn't basically amount to "commit mass murder"?

10/20/2012 6:32:59 AM



I call Poe.

10/20/2012 6:41:41 AM

Reynardine

Filin: no.

10/20/2012 6:41:45 AM

Sharon Young

The Reality Doctrine reeks of terrorism.

10/20/2012 7:01:16 AM

Frank

Irish Americans used to give millions of dollars to the IRA.
Maybe you should bomb yourselves.

10/20/2012 7:18:19 AM

Horsefeathers

Is it just me, or does the solution to everything for conservatives and terrorists come down to "blow shit up"?

10/20/2012 7:29:37 AM

Arctic Knight

"Any country that supports terrorism."

Does that include ALL countries that support terrorism? I guess we should start bombing our own country then sine we have supported terrorism multiple times, the most infamous time being when Ronald Reagan sold weapons to one group of terrorists and used the money to provide aide to another group of terrorists.

10/20/2012 7:49:56 AM

Doubting Thomas

So, in order to combat terrorism, we need to become terrorists ourselves? Because that's what Jesus would do, right?

This is the same kind of thinking which got us into Iraq and drove our economy into the toilet.

10/20/2012 8:13:19 AM

Thinking Allowed

Any country that supports terrorism and allows that activity on their soil will receive not one dollar of American money.

Guess that leaves the U.S. out.

10/20/2012 8:18:17 AM

Ironchew

"Any country that supports terrorism and allows that activity on their soil will receive not one dollar of American money. We will no longer borrow hundreds of billions of dollars and then give it away to our enemies or any country that supports our enemies"

That's the closest admission I've heard from a neocon crazy that wars are a drain on our national budget. Too bad he still wants to blow shit up. "You broke it, you fix it", etc.

10/20/2012 8:29:50 AM



Yes, because none of these countries have nuclear bombs, and even if they did they surely wouldn't respond by lobbing a few our way.

10/20/2012 8:40:29 AM

Flah

"However, if it was, this doctrine would surely be tested by our enemies."

With a doctrine like that, one would expect a LOT of enemies, be they Muslim, Christian, Hindu, Buddhist, secular or anything else.

And, I wonder, does this doctrine also apply to people who bomb abortion clinics? Or does that not count since they're God-fearing red-blooded Americans?

10/20/2012 8:57:24 AM

Frostythesnowman

7. Of course we're happy to keep using your oil...

10/20/2012 9:36:11 AM
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