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First I want to make it clear that premarital sex is sex you have with someone you arent married with like a boyfriend or one night stand. This sin is also known as fornication and you judge for yourself what you choose to do after reading this:

"It was so terrible seeing this woman and hearing her cries as the worms voraciously ate her flesh. There was a metal plate embedded in her chest that could not be destroyed by the flames. It read, "I am here for fornication." In the same manner of her sin, this woman was forced to fornicate in hell with a very disgusting and fat snake. The snake had huge thorns around its body, about 6-8 inches long. The snake penetrated her private parts and traveled up her body to her throat. When the snake entered her, she started to scream."

and this is just what they saw happen to one. This is from a Divine Revelation of Hell to 7 Colombian Youth. Remember, this will be done to her forever and ever.

1 Corinthians 6:18-20 & 1 Corinthians 7:1-2

Casey, Yahoo Answers 78 Comments [10/20/2012 3:27:56 AM]
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derpin dots

That's hot where do I sign up.

10/20/2012 8:47:19 AM

Flah

I think I read something like that in a tentacle rape fanfic. I guess I and Christians aren't that different after all. We both have the same freakish fantasies.

10/20/2012 8:50:26 AM



The site this is from is pretty cool and scary, but if they saw this stuff, they need help.

10/20/2012 8:56:59 AM

Sharon Young

One simply wonders why the focus of this post is almost entirely focussed on Hell and punishment – in effect, the "Devil" the fundies speak of – rather than the concept of their God, of eternal life; doesn't it glorify the former with less regard to the latter? Same seems to apply for Rapture Ready as well, with its rather skewed viewpoints.

10/20/2012 9:11:39 AM

Mr. Bigglesworth

Who says fundies don't like porn?

Were you fapping to this, Casey?


10/20/2012 9:35:31 AM

Frostythesnowman

Columbian youths you say? Now what do we know about about Columbia, particularly its most successful export..?

10/20/2012 9:42:59 AM

farpadokly

If you don't want your kids to fuck, then tell them about the risk of pregnancy and STDs, give them access to condoms, and let them make their own rational decisions. Educate them!
Don't make up lies and bullshit stories that sound like they were invented by someone who wasn't getting any sex and was really envious.

10/20/2012 9:43:20 AM

Sharon Young

Now that you mention that - as awkward as it may seem – it's plausible.

10/20/2012 9:44:42 AM

farpadokly

Interestingly, the 1 Corinthians 7:1-2 is the verse that says: ""It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman." But since sexual immorality is occurring, each man should have sexual relations with his own wife, and each woman with her own husband."
If followed consistently, wouldn't the human race die out? If sex is bad and only something you're allowed to do in marriage, but it's better if it's not done at all? So Christianity consistently followed means we all die sexually pure and go to heaven, and the human race dies out. It finishes by being extremely nihilistic.

10/20/2012 9:52:38 AM

Meeeh

A good thing 'sin' is nothing but bullshit made up by religious idiots then!

10/20/2012 10:00:09 AM

myheadhurts

and I thought toon Hentai could get weird

10/20/2012 10:09:53 AM

Pak

These kids have a problem discerning when their hentai ends and their Bible stories begin. Maybe if both didn't turn them on it wouldn't be so hard to keep them apart.

10/20/2012 10:35:53 AM

Dr.Shrinker

@ farpadokly

Paul was not concerned with the human race dying out because he was convinced that the end of time would occur in his own lifetime. His undisputed letters give no thought to the long term because, in his mind, there would be no long term. It is only in later letters, such as Thessalonians II (which most scholars agree was forged in Paul's name after his death) that we see any recognition among the early Christians that maybe the end would not be "soon."

10/20/2012 11:02:41 AM

Nicole

...Trying to figure out how almost nobody thinks it would be a good idea to overthrow the tyrant who thinks that brutal, endless torture for victimless crimes is acceptable.

10/20/2012 11:27:39 AM

Anon-e-moose

@myheadhurts

"and I thought toon Hentai could get weird"

I wish. There's only a couple of hentai pics of one of my all-time favourite characters, Dvergr ("Kiddy Grade"):



And they're not exactly of her in dominatrix garb, wielding a whip. And said two 'vanilla' pics aren't even in the archives of rule34.paheal.net, so my hopes of seeing her as a Top - or at least as a domineering OL ('Office Lady') in a sharp suit; preferably wearing glasses ('Meganekko' Dvergr?! Yum. :9 ) - are about as low as your average - and desperate - Raptard who has to wait another 24 hours for their J-man to blow his horn, go down, and suck them off. :(

...as for the quoted fundie, I think Princess Luna - in her best Royal Canterlot Voice - can communicate my feelings far better than I could:



Thank you, Princess. Care to join me and Derpy Hooves for a Muffin...? :3

@Mayhem

"Oh, those Japanese and their tentacle porn...

...oh, wait."

I've seen some hentai featuring Nyaruko ("Haiyore! Nyaruko-san")- who is Nyarlathotep in female form. After quite a few SAN points went down the crapper, let's just say that in Soviet Japan, girl tentacle-rapes you. >_< X3

10/20/2012 11:39:54 AM

John

Reminds me of a joke that was current during the Monica Lewinsky hearings: a politician died and was sent to hell. Like all politicians, he was consigned to the lake of boiling pitch. Just as the devil was ready to fork him into the lake, he noticed Bill Clinton on the bank having sex with a beautiful young woman. He said "wait a minute - how come I've got to go into the pitch, and he gets to stay up on the bank having sex?" The devil said "that young woman's punishment is none of your business. Get into the pitch!"

10/20/2012 12:25:24 PM

Sasha

Excellent reason why I am an atheist.

10/20/2012 12:43:34 PM

Old Viking

Kinky!

10/20/2012 12:45:42 PM

Finni

@farpadokly

This is just guessing based on the general tone of those 'sex is evil' things in the bible. But I think the reasoning behind not getting married wasn't that sex was evil, but that the world was ending soon anyway, so starting a family would have been wasteful.


10/20/2012 12:46:26 PM

anonymous #42

Maybe this "7 Colombian Youth" person should lay off the bath salts?

10/20/2012 12:55:07 PM

Osiris

So basically you're trying to scare me about a fictional place, with more fiction?

10/20/2012 1:26:05 PM

WWWWolf

> This is from a Divine Revelation of Hell to 7 Colombian Youth.

Colombia is notorious for its drugs, is it not? I'm pretty sure this rambling won't clear that image.

10/20/2012 1:43:06 PM

Godlesspanther

1 Corinthians 6:18-20
New International Version (NIV)
18 Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body. 19 Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20 you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies.


10/20/2012 2:19:24 PM

JSS

Ah yes, sheer undiluted, unadulterated psychological terror. Religion's specialty.

How do we know this was actually a vision? How do we know they weren't on drugs? What kind of dream was this? Was this governed by physical law in any way?

Mary Baxter wrote of something similar to this, and there's reason to believe it's a dream or a hoax.

10/20/2012 2:41:48 PM

checkmate

First I want to make it clear that premarital sex is sex you have with someone you arent married with


10/20/2012 3:13:46 PM
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