First I want to make it clear that premarital sex is sex you have with someone you arent married with like a boyfriend or one night stand. This sin is also known as fornication and you judge for yourself what you choose to do after reading this:
"It was so terrible seeing this woman and hearing her cries as the worms voraciously ate her flesh. There was a metal plate embedded in her chest that could not be destroyed by the flames. It read, "I am here for fornication." In the same manner of her sin, this woman was forced to fornicate in hell with a very disgusting and fat snake. The snake had huge thorns around its body, about 6-8 inches long. The snake penetrated her private parts and traveled up her body to her throat. When the snake entered her, she started to scream."
and this is just what they saw happen to one. This is from a Divine Revelation of Hell to 7 Colombian Youth. Remember, this will be done to her forever and ever.
1 Corinthians 6:18-20 & 1 Corinthians 7:1-2
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I want to assume projection; funny how it is their ilk who bash porn and horror film on the one hand, but whose minds can conjure up higher-octane-nightmare-fuel scenes on the other. (I also don't believe in Hell on my part, anyway.)
"There was a metal plate embedded in her chest that could not be destroyed by the flames. It read, "I am here for fornication.""
Yeah, that what I'm here for too. -wink-
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Yeah yeah, your god hates love and all expressions of such, we get it. Fucking cartoon villain, I mean really.
Remember? How could I forget? You lot practically salivate as you rant on about one sadistic 'punishment' after another. Maybe if you weren't so sexually repressed you wouldn't gravitate toward that sort of outlandish shit?
Not that I'd judge if you did, you just seem like the vanilla type.
If you look at the website, apparently there are other people in Hell for things including going to nightclubs and being normal (yes, there is actually someone whose metal plate says "I am here for being normal"). Their God is an enemy of humanity and anyone who worships him is a vile traitor to our species.
1 Corinthian 6:18 talks about the sin of man. Why then punish a woman?
Most sane people have sex with the person they intend to marry, before the marriage. What if you are not compatible in bed? If we are all to be punished in Hell for fornication, there needs to be a VERY large space set aside for that particular punishment.
"First I want to make it clear that premarital sex is sex you have with someone you arent married with like a boyfriend or one night stand."
Well, thanks for clearing that up. I thought it was sex you had in front of everyone just prior to taking wedding vows.
/sarcasm
"[snip bullshit]
and this is just what they saw happen to one. This is from a Divine Revelation of Hell to 7 Colombian Youth. Remember, this will be done to her forever and ever.
1 Corinthians 6:18-20 & 1 Corinthians 7:1-2"
But remember, Gawd loves us all, amen.
God will allow people who have premarital sex to suffer like this, but the rich people who screw over poor and needy people and start wars in other countries in the quest for more and more wealth will get to sit next to Jesus for eternity. But seeing as how 99% of people have sex before marriage, Heaven is going to be a very desolate place.
And I notice that nothing is being said about the man who had sex with that poor woman in Hell.
One simply wonders why the focus of this post is almost entirely focussed on Hell and punishment in effect, the "Devil" the fundies speak of rather than the concept of their God, of eternal life; doesn't it glorify the former with less regard to the latter? Same seems to apply for Rapture Ready as well, with its rather skewed viewpoints.
If you don't want your kids to fuck, then tell them about the risk of pregnancy and STDs, give them access to condoms, and let them make their own rational decisions. Educate them!
Don't make up lies and bullshit stories that sound like they were invented by someone who wasn't getting any sex and was really envious.
Interestingly, the 1 Corinthians 7:1-2 is the verse that says: ""It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman." But since sexual immorality is occurring, each man should have sexual relations with his own wife, and each woman with her own husband."
If followed consistently, wouldn't the human race die out? If sex is bad and only something you're allowed to do in marriage, but it's better if it's not done at all? So Christianity consistently followed means we all die sexually pure and go to heaven, and the human race dies out. It finishes by being extremely nihilistic.
@ farpadokly
Paul was not concerned with the human race dying out because he was convinced that the end of time would occur in his own lifetime. His undisputed letters give no thought to the long term because, in his mind, there would be no long term. It is only in later letters, such as Thessalonians II (which most scholars agree was forged in Paul's name after his death) that we see any recognition among the early Christians that maybe the end would not be "soon."
@myheadhurts
"and I thought toon Hentai could get weird"
I wish. There's only a couple of hentai pics of one of my all-time favourite characters, Dvergr ("Kiddy Grade"):
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And they're not exactly of her in dominatrix garb, wielding a whip. And said two 'vanilla' pics aren't even in the archives of rule34.paheal.net , so my hopes of seeing her as a Top - or at least as a domineering OL ('Office Lady') in a sharp suit; preferably wearing glasses ('Meganekko' Dvergr?! Yum. :9 ) - are about as low as your average - and desperate - Raptard who has to wait another 24 hours for their J-man to blow his horn, go down, and suck them off. :(
...as for the quoted fundie, I think Princess Luna - in her best Royal Canterlot Voice - can communicate my feelings far better than I could:
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Thank you, Princess. Care to join me and Derpy Hooves for a Muffin...? :3
@Mayhem
"Oh, those Japanese and their tentacle porn...
...oh, wait."
I've seen some hentai featuring Nyaruko ("Haiyore! Nyaruko-san ")- who is Nyarlathotep in female form. After quite a few SAN points went down the crapper, let's just say that in Soviet Japan, girl tentacle-rapes you . >_< X3
Reminds me of a joke that was current during the Monica Lewinsky hearings: a politician died and was sent to hell. Like all politicians, he was consigned to the lake of boiling pitch. Just as the devil was ready to fork him into the lake, he noticed Bill Clinton on the bank having sex with a beautiful young woman. He said "wait a minute - how come I've got to go into the pitch, and he gets to stay up on the bank having sex?" The devil said "that young woman's punishment is none of your business. Get into the pitch!"
@farpadokly
This is just guessing based on the general tone of those 'sex is evil' things in the bible. But I think the reasoning behind not getting married wasn't that sex was evil, but that the world was ending soon anyway, so starting a family would have been wasteful.
> This is from a Divine Revelation of Hell to 7 Colombian Youth.
Colombia is notorious for its drugs, is it not? I'm pretty sure this rambling won't clear that image.
1 Corinthians 6:18-20
New International Version (NIV)
18 Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body. 19 Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20 you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies.
Ah yes, sheer undiluted, unadulterated psychological terror. Religion's specialty.
How do we know this was actually a vision? How do we know they weren't on drugs? What kind of dream was this? Was this governed by physical law in any way?
Mary Baxter wrote of something similar to this, and there's reason to believe it's a dream or a hoax.
One flaw in this story that I noted: That sign she's "wearing"? It says that she's only there for ONE sin. Does that mean that she lived an otherwise perfectly sinless life??
No bible-bot would believe that!
What an odd fetish.
"this woman was forced to fornicate in hell with a very disgusting and fat snake."
A lot of Arab women have to do that every day. American women too; all you have to do is visit a Wal Mart to see the evidence.
Enjoy your creepy little fixation there Casey.
Those are some unimaginitive demons.
Then again, considering this is from someone who apperently thinks this is the best possible world...
I*ll fornicate to that later tonight.
"Then I*ll be surfing with Satan on the lake of fire, rocking out"
(Bill Hicks)
I think it says more about YOU to have an image like that in your head than it says about fornication.
What happens to the man, btw?
FInally...
I think I'll stick to Dante about visions of hell. His ironic punishments are interesting!
premarital sex is actually sex you have before you are married. It is fornication and you will burn in hell for it , if you dont repent later.
Sex after marriage with someone not your spouse is adultery on your part. Also hell.
oh, sorry Yahoo answers , nevermind
Columbia - Catholicism - 'no-no' to contraceptives - macho culture - lots of unwanted pregnancies --> let's tell the girls, they'll be raped by a horrid snake in hell forever if they have premarital sex, hopefully that'll keep them from having it (and we'll have no unwanted pregnancies on our hands), and if they have it anyway, we'll beat them over the head with it to scare the other girls from having it.
What about the boys, you say? ..hmmm haven't thought that
For me, and bearing in mind that it happened in Colombia, can be the result of a mushroom samba. You know, many prostitutes and people who indeed have had sex out of marriage seem to have been inmune to those visions.
I want this person to die, possibly in the tradition of their of fantasies
Like this:
She was tied to a wheel with metal spokes, turned by an angel. The spokes cut her flesh.
This doesn't make sense, even from the theological point of view. When Jesus told the parabole of Lazarus the poor he was chrystaline clear. If you don't believe, even if a million people resurrect ir go to Hell, you are not more likely to believe it. So, why are we going to believe to 8 anonymous Colombians who claimed that in internet?, because that's what you wanna hear?
Bullshit! God, even in His most wrathful and merciless mood, would probably evince repulsion and ire at such sick draconian punishments. I personally believe in The Judeo-Christian God, but I think that He would cease His punitive acts after chucking fallible people into a perpetual conflagration teeming with worms. If the site where you got that lovely excerpt wasn't the fanciful fabrication or delusion of unethical sadists or lunatics, then most people are predestined to perdition due to God's need for schadenfreude. People are cleansed and saved by faith in Jesus, because none would find celestial bliss if every individual sin was taken into account. No one sin can eternally condemn, either. These mendacious, blasphemous, and disturbing pieces of Bible fan fiction are only distancing people from Christianity...
So, let me get this clear. Jesús tells in the parabole of poor Lazarus that going back from hell to tell others like the rich man wanted is useless and 2000 years afterwards you had to resort to that useless strategy involving some untraceable anonymous Colombian guys because you don't have a more credible argument against premarital sex(like possible unwanted pregnancies or STDs)?
Confused?
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