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#1460835
Funny how the image you paint of Jesus bears no resemblance to the one who gave the Sermon on the Mount.
10/20/2012 3:22:35 PM
#1460837
whatever
Citation needed.
10/20/2012 3:39:08 PM
#1460845
anothga
Were you masturbating while you were writing this?
10/20/2012 4:06:49 PM
#1460854
Ebon
As expected, your god is a sadistic dickwad.
10/20/2012 4:34:26 PM
#1460865
breakerslion
And then what happens? Nostril rape?
10/20/2012 5:01:45 PM
#1460866
The Anonymous
The 7 Colombian Youth should probably stop doing drugs while looking at tentacle rape hentai.
10/20/2012 5:03:01 PM
#1460881
This is disgusting and horrible in every way, shape, and form. There must be something wrong with you in order to think that that is some how justified by a supposed 'loving' deity.
10/20/2012 5:58:21 PM
#1460884
Zimmer
Wow, so not only will I catch every STD in the book and be heartbroken and unwanted if I have sex before marriage, I'll ALSO get raped by snakes in hell?
...kinky.
10/20/2012 6:13:28 PM
#1460912
Wykked Wytch
10/20/2012 8:40:16 PM
#1460913
the_ignored
One flaw in this story that I noted: That sign she's "wearing"? It says that she's only there for ONE sin. Does that mean that she lived an otherwise perfectly sinless life??
No bible-bot would believe that!
10/20/2012 9:16:27 PM
#1460964
Berny
Somebody has strange delusional dreams they should talk to a therapist about. They're not normal.
Hell is a revenge fantasy for judgmental morons.
10/21/2012 5:29:48 AM
#1461082
The Crimson Ghost
What an odd fetish.
"this woman was forced to fornicate in hell with a very disgusting and fat snake."
A lot of Arab women have to do that every day. American women too; all you have to do is visit a Wal Mart to see the evidence.
Enjoy your creepy little fixation there Casey.
10/21/2012 9:08:45 AM
#1461124
Fronken
Those are some unimaginitive demons.
Then again, considering this is from someone who apperently thinks this is the best possible world...
10/21/2012 10:20:27 AM
#1461164
fishtank
I*ll fornicate to that later tonight.
"Then I*ll be surfing with Satan on the lake of fire, rocking out"
(Bill Hicks)
10/21/2012 11:11:34 AM
#1461250
Mattiedef
I think it says more about YOU to have an image like that in your head than it says about fornication.
What happens to the man, btw?
FInally...
I think I'll stick to Dante about visions of hell. His ironic punishments are interesting!
10/21/2012 2:18:10 PM
#1461273
premarital sex is actually sex you have before you are married. It is fornication and you will burn in hell for it , if you dont repent later.
Sex after marriage with someone not your spouse is adultery on your part. Also hell.
oh, sorry Yahoo answers , nevermind
10/21/2012 3:43:04 PM
#1461333
capello moderno
Columbia - Catholicism - 'no-no' to contraceptives - macho culture - lots of unwanted pregnancies --> let's tell the girls, they'll be raped by a horrid snake in hell forever if they have premarital sex, hopefully that'll keep them from having it (and we'll have no unwanted pregnancies on our hands), and if they have it anyway, we'll beat them over the head with it to scare the other girls from having it.
What about the boys, you say? ..hmmm haven't thought that
10/22/2012 12:28:20 AM
#1461873
Dyz
A sick mind is hell untill death
10/23/2012 7:12:29 AM
#1461980
Flowerpen
This person is into some really freaky porn.
10/23/2012 3:57:07 PM
#1462036
kay
This is actually too much for /d/ Casey, try gurochan.
10/24/2012 12:30:07 AM
#1463220
For me, and bearing in mind that it happened in Colombia, can be the result of a mushroom samba. You know, many prostitutes and people who indeed have had sex out of marriage seem to have been inmune to those visions.
10/28/2012 11:15:05 AM
#1463221
@solomongrundy
It's funny that they make so much quote mining of that very part of the NT omiting the end. You know, when Abraham tells the rich man that "even if 100 lazarus resurrect they wouldn't believe"
10/28/2012 11:17:55 AM
#1464350
sage
I'm sorry, you must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. Gurochan is that way.
11/1/2012 4:12:50 PM
#1464369
Nezumi
Making God not sound like a tyrant who needs to be overthrown: You're doing it wrong.
11/1/2012 7:40:45 PM
#1472633
anti-nonsense
This is what comes of too much sexual repression.
11/21/2012 1:12:43 PM
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