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First I want to make it clear that premarital sex is sex you have with someone you arent married with like a boyfriend or one night stand. This sin is also known as fornication and you judge for yourself what you choose to do after reading this:

"It was so terrible seeing this woman and hearing her cries as the worms voraciously ate her flesh. There was a metal plate embedded in her chest that could not be destroyed by the flames. It read, "I am here for fornication." In the same manner of her sin, this woman was forced to fornicate in hell with a very disgusting and fat snake. The snake had huge thorns around its body, about 6-8 inches long. The snake penetrated her private parts and traveled up her body to her throat. When the snake entered her, she started to scream."

and this is just what they saw happen to one. This is from a Divine Revelation of Hell to 7 Colombian Youth. Remember, this will be done to her forever and ever.

1 Corinthians 6:18-20 & 1 Corinthians 7:1-2

Casey, Yahoo Answers 79 Comments [10/20/2012 3:27:56 AM]
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Funny how the image you paint of Jesus bears no resemblance to the one who gave the Sermon on the Mount.

10/20/2012 3:22:35 PM

whatever

Citation needed.

10/20/2012 3:39:08 PM

anothga

Were you masturbating while you were writing this?

10/20/2012 4:06:49 PM

Ebon

As expected, your god is a sadistic dickwad.

10/20/2012 4:34:26 PM

breakerslion

And then what happens? Nostril rape?

10/20/2012 5:01:45 PM

The Anonymous

The 7 Colombian Youth should probably stop doing drugs while looking at tentacle rape hentai.

10/20/2012 5:03:01 PM



This is disgusting and horrible in every way, shape, and form. There must be something wrong with you in order to think that that is some how justified by a supposed 'loving' deity.

10/20/2012 5:58:21 PM

Zimmer

Wow, so not only will I catch every STD in the book and be heartbroken and unwanted if I have sex before marriage, I'll ALSO get raped by snakes in hell?


...kinky.

10/20/2012 6:13:28 PM

Wykked Wytch


10/20/2012 8:40:16 PM

the_ignored

One flaw in this story that I noted: That sign she's "wearing"? It says that she's only there for ONE sin. Does that mean that she lived an otherwise perfectly sinless life??

No bible-bot would believe that!

10/20/2012 9:16:27 PM

Berny

Somebody has strange delusional dreams they should talk to a therapist about. They're not normal.
Hell is a revenge fantasy for judgmental morons.

10/21/2012 5:29:48 AM

The Crimson Ghost

What an odd fetish.

"this woman was forced to fornicate in hell with a very disgusting and fat snake."

A lot of Arab women have to do that every day. American women too; all you have to do is visit a Wal Mart to see the evidence.

Enjoy your creepy little fixation there Casey.

10/21/2012 9:08:45 AM

Fronken

Those are some unimaginitive demons.

Then again, considering this is from someone who apperently thinks this is the best possible world...

10/21/2012 10:20:27 AM

fishtank

I*ll fornicate to that later tonight.

"Then I*ll be surfing with Satan on the lake of fire, rocking out"

(Bill Hicks)

10/21/2012 11:11:34 AM

Mattiedef

I think it says more about YOU to have an image like that in your head than it says about fornication.

What happens to the man, btw?

FInally...

I think I'll stick to Dante about visions of hell. His ironic punishments are interesting!

10/21/2012 2:18:10 PM



premarital sex is actually sex you have before you are married. It is fornication and you will burn in hell for it , if you dont repent later.

Sex after marriage with someone not your spouse is adultery on your part. Also hell.

oh, sorry Yahoo answers , nevermind

10/21/2012 3:43:04 PM

capello moderno

Columbia - Catholicism - 'no-no' to contraceptives - macho culture - lots of unwanted pregnancies --> let's tell the girls, they'll be raped by a horrid snake in hell forever if they have premarital sex, hopefully that'll keep them from having it (and we'll have no unwanted pregnancies on our hands), and if they have it anyway, we'll beat them over the head with it to scare the other girls from having it.

What about the boys, you say? ..hmmm haven't thought that

10/22/2012 12:28:20 AM

Dyz

A sick mind is hell untill death

10/23/2012 7:12:29 AM

Flowerpen

This person is into some really freaky porn.

10/23/2012 3:57:07 PM

kay

This is actually too much for /d/ Casey, try gurochan.

10/24/2012 12:30:07 AM



For me, and bearing in mind that it happened in Colombia, can be the result of a mushroom samba. You know, many prostitutes and people who indeed have had sex out of marriage seem to have been inmune to those visions.

10/28/2012 11:15:05 AM



@solomongrundy
It's funny that they make so much quote mining of that very part of the NT omiting the end. You know, when Abraham tells the rich man that "even if 100 lazarus resurrect they wouldn't believe"

10/28/2012 11:17:55 AM

sage

I'm sorry, you must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. Gurochan is that way.

11/1/2012 4:12:50 PM

Nezumi

Making God not sound like a tyrant who needs to be overthrown: You're doing it wrong.

11/1/2012 7:40:45 PM

anti-nonsense

This is what comes of too much sexual repression.

11/21/2012 1:12:43 PM
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