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[This is a racist wiki's article on the television series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. No, this is not a parody. Yes, that is a Star of David symbol after Lauren Faust's name.]

To make the toys popular, Hashbro finances the preparation of a movie. The director is Lauren Faust?. The story plays in Equestria, country of the horses. Ponies live a communistic, multicultural society. Most inhabitants of Equestria are mares, who according to the movie have lesbian relations with each other. Many of the actors openly state to be homosexual, in a movie created for children under 12 years old. The series tries to make popular liberal ideas like tolerance and accepting differences and perversions, as if they would be normal and preferable.

[What follows are pictures of some of the characters, along with short descriptions of them.]

Twilight Sparkle, the main actor, a one-horned animal. Quits school to play with friends. That's the example children need.....

Applejack, white farmers mocked as 'White Trash' (Also:Redneck) by Jews and blacks in the USA. This actor parodizes these mocked persons.

Rainbow Dash, openly homosexual, a pegazus horse, who lives with a lesbian griff-bird.

[...]

Pinkie Pie, a pony, who likes sweet food, some interpret this as drug addict.

Steven Magnet, a homosexual water dragon, who cares much about his appearance.

Spike, loves Rarity, a pony, even though he is a dragon. With this besides sodomy also zoophilia or at least miscenegation appears in the series.

Hoity-Toity, Pony, openly homosexual, fashion creator.

Fans

The series was originally written for teenage girls, however, there are boys and men, who are fans of these movies in the USA and Canada. They are degenerated, often homosexual, typically white middle class men, they call themselves "Brony". Their web page (http://www.equestriadaily.com/) is full of images and written material to make sexual aberrations popular. The fans meet regularly and try to convince all people to live as abnormal as they do.

Metapedia, Metapedia 112 Comments [10/23/2012 3:28:23 AM]
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TomA

"The series tries to make popular liberal ideas like tolerance"

Sounds awful

10/23/2012 3:35:10 AM



Sounds like every single troll that bronies come across, except without the "Derpy is offensive" angle.

10/23/2012 3:43:28 AM

Filin De Blanc

AHAHAHAHAHA.

I think this is a Poe. But someone definitely needs to send it into Equestria Daily anyway.

10/23/2012 3:46:40 AM

Stonespiral

Wow. This guy can't identify a Unicorn?

Now, I'm a Pegasister(Same thing as a Brony, only we're females that are not a part of the target audience), I've watched this show. It's well written and animated, with lots of pop culture references and some jokes for adults and good stories for kids who are otherwise swamped with shitty cartoons and live action shows that talk down to them.

Though I can see where a raging douchebag who hates the world and can't stand it when people don't' bend to their personal will wouldn't appreciate the overall message of friendship, tolerance and acceptance.

10/23/2012 3:52:50 AM

KittyKaboom

As a devoted Pegasister who knows a few Bronies, all of whom are married and straight, I'd like to know where you're getting your information?

I'd also like to know upon which planet friendship, fairness, compassion for others and awesome fashion sense are strictly homosexual values?

Just asking, because the gay planet sounds like a pretty sweet place. Much more pleasant than this one, which is inhabited by hateful assclowns like yourself.

You really need to get over your irrational fear of da gayz.


10/23/2012 4:23:22 AM

Nathan

This better be poe.

10/23/2012 4:25:02 AM

Doubting Thomas

I haven't seen this much paranoia around a kid's TV show since the religious right was convinced that one of the Teletubbies was gay.

10/23/2012 4:49:40 AM



Liking mlp was a funny joke back when 4Chan was the only one doing it but this has gotten out if hand. Stop watching terrible children's shows.

10/23/2012 5:04:17 AM

ScrappyB

Sadly, probably not a poe:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Metapedia

10/23/2012 5:26:27 AM

Mister Spak

Where does Tinky Winky fit into this?

10/23/2012 5:30:12 AM



Well, who's to say the trolls haven't invaded Metapedia like they've done to Conservapedia?

10/23/2012 5:30:21 AM

Filin De Blanc

The reason I think this is a Poe is the level of detail - who outside of the brony community knows that the camp water dragon is called Steven Magnet?

10/23/2012 5:38:19 AM

k

Metapedia seems to have trolled itself. Bravo.

10/23/2012 5:39:28 AM

D Laurier

Metapedia has some unresolved issues with sexuality.

10/23/2012 5:40:08 AM

Sporkman!

Wow. Just... wow.

I think the fact that tolerance is apparently LIBERAL and thus EVIL says a lot, really. These people need to learn what being on the receiving end of intolerance is like.

(Personally, I've never been a fan of MLP, but I do understand why people like it.)

10/23/2012 5:55:23 AM

Joe Mama

Is there any childrens TV show that Christians don't find something wrong with? That is, except for maybe "Bibleman?"

10/23/2012 5:55:51 AM

davidbrider

Y'know, if there's anything guaranteed to get me watching MLP:FIM, it's this wonderful rant.

Okay, I've been *thinking* of watching it for a while, but even so...

10/23/2012 6:00:32 AM

ChakatBlackstar

Clearly written with the expectation that no one has actually seen the show before they read it.

10/23/2012 6:07:21 AM

davidbrider

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10/23/2012 6:08:40 AM

shykid

...what freaky show have you been watching? It isn't My Little Pony.

10/23/2012 6:10:16 AM

Pikachukid

...for those not in the know...

Twilight is never at any point established as having gone to school, which makes sense as she's Princess Celestia's personal student. In fact, she remains in contact with the Princess and treasures that relationship.

Applejack is anything but "white trash". In fact, one episode showed her overworking herself.

Rainbow Dash's sexuality is never at any point touched upon. Also, Gilda would make for a very abusive girlfriend. RD was not on the best of terms when she departed at the end of her one episode.

Fluttershy and Rarity...have been shafted. I'm surprised nothing was made of Fluttershy's desire to become a tree.

Very VERY few interpret Pinkie as being addicted to anything other than sugar. Or, well, anything other than being Pinkie Pie.

Steven Magnet appears for a grand total of one scene in the entire series (he isn't even named during that scene. The name came from YouTube's Closed Captions). For all we know, he may be the mythological reptilian equivalent of a peacock.

Hoity-Toity appears for two scenes, and his sexuality is irrelevant to both of them (other than being a common gay stereotype)

Honestly, I can't say much about Spike, however it's weird applying real-world human values to a show about multicoloured talking ponies.

10/23/2012 6:51:56 AM

Mattiedef

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.


I keep trying to make a serious comment, but I keep laughing at him. Though I'll admit, the water dragon was 100% ambiguously gay.

Still, what's the issue with tolerance?

Well, Poe infers that radical views are hilarious... so yeah.

10/23/2012 6:53:19 AM

cdcdrr

The story plays in Equestria, country of the horses. Ponies live a communistic, multicultural society.

You're actually playing the communism angle here? Challenge accepted, it is on! I will take of my shoe and I will bury you!

At several points in the cartoon do ponies use currency to pay for something, mostly when it involves Applejack. Perhaps she is the stereotype on the materialistic Texan, but for a society that abolishes private property and monetary compensation, her farms seems rather supply/demand oriented. Had she been told to produce in greater quantity, perhaps Rainbow Dash could have enjoyed her cider!

Equestria is shown to be a monarchy ruled by a princess with pretentions of modesty, as she refuses to adopt the proper title of queen, yet takes advantage of all the privileges this position entitles. Despite being winged and capable of flight, she has her guards pull a carriage for her out of lazyness. Given her longevity, her rule will be the status quo for millennia without change. She does not protect her subjects from threats like Nightmare Moon and parasprites, remaining ignorant about these dangers despite having encaged the former personally, leaving no clear instructions on how to combat her when released and instead lets her servant run a wild goose chase bringing her needless concern, and afterwards fails to educate her redeemed sister to the modern world and the attitudes towards her.



10/23/2012 6:56:48 AM

cdcdrr

Said sister helped her replace an egalitarian society where unicorn ponies would move the sun and moon through the skies in unity, ensuring their equality and importance within society to replace it with complacency and dependance on the monarchy, letting the unicorns instead waste their time on frivolous matters of fashion, high society and art instead of hard work and comradery. When this failed to garner respect and prestige for the night princess, she turned vindictive and spiteful and was imprisoned by her sister, a classic example of noble infighting. The monarchy is either harmfull or useless, and replaceable.

Equestria is also afflicted with the evils of a classed society. The three tribes act like castes and must perform jobs within the tribe's designated competence. The earth ponies are the farmers and peasants, menial labourers and servants. They have only their legs to rely on, but do the overwhelming amount of work for the others. The unicorn ponies are the craftsmen, artisans, intellectuals and researchers. Most of their work is productive and necessary, except for those who waste it on vanity projects and needless indulgence. Their role as the custodians of day and night taken from them by the parasitic monarchs. Said rulers have build their power with the only expendable class of pegasi, who seem to do nothing but convenience the lower classes by giving them nice weather to keep them happy and naive. In this they are the cleric who keep the sky from falling. They are also overwhelmingly represented within the ranks of the royal guard, no doubt there to keep lesser ponies from harming the reign of their twin overlords who accord them so much power of lesser ponies. The only pegasus of more humble occupation is a messenger because she is sickly and underqualified for the prestigious positions. To adress this injustice against the less fortunate member of society is to incur a terrible wrath, borne of a misplaced sense of moral superiority.

10/23/2012 6:57:39 AM

cdcdrr

The only cure for these societal ailments in Equestria is revolution! The forcible abdication of the monarchy and return to a communal system where the burdens of maintaining day and night are the work of all the unicorns together, and not of the most self aggrandizing ones, and where earth ponies must not toil for temporal wealth that is flaunted vapidly but for the good of society, and where pegasi will know their place is only above other classes in a dimensional sense, not stratified one. Only rule by the Ponytariat where decision making is achieved by ponycracy instread of royal decree can ensure emancipation and equality for the working class pony! Ponies of the world, unite!


PS: I apollogize profusely for oddball spamming, but the people must know! This blowhard will know true communism, for ponies!

10/23/2012 7:00:25 AM
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