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[This is a racist wiki's article on the television series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. No, this is not a parody. Yes, that is a Star of David symbol after Lauren Faust's name.]

To make the toys popular, Hashbro finances the preparation of a movie. The director is Lauren Faust?. The story plays in Equestria, country of the horses. Ponies live a communistic, multicultural society. Most inhabitants of Equestria are mares, who according to the movie have lesbian relations with each other. Many of the actors openly state to be homosexual, in a movie created for children under 12 years old. The series tries to make popular liberal ideas like tolerance and accepting differences and perversions, as if they would be normal and preferable.

[What follows are pictures of some of the characters, along with short descriptions of them.]

Twilight Sparkle, the main actor, a one-horned animal. Quits school to play with friends. That's the example children need.....

Applejack, white farmers mocked as 'White Trash' (Also:Redneck) by Jews and blacks in the USA. This actor parodizes these mocked persons.

Rainbow Dash, openly homosexual, a pegazus horse, who lives with a lesbian griff-bird.

[...]

Pinkie Pie, a pony, who likes sweet food, some interpret this as drug addict.

Steven Magnet, a homosexual water dragon, who cares much about his appearance.

Spike, loves Rarity, a pony, even though he is a dragon. With this besides sodomy also zoophilia or at least miscenegation appears in the series.

Hoity-Toity, Pony, openly homosexual, fashion creator.

Fans

The series was originally written for teenage girls, however, there are boys and men, who are fans of these movies in the USA and Canada. They are degenerated, often homosexual, typically white middle class men, they call themselves "Brony". Their web page (http://www.equestriadaily.com/) is full of images and written material to make sexual aberrations popular. The fans meet regularly and try to convince all people to live as abnormal as they do.

Metapedia, Metapedia 112 Comments [10/23/2012 3:28:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Mattiedef

My intensive study and interaction with history and a deep understanding of it makes me a pragmatic progressive. I don't believe in sacrificing everything for progress, but resisting proper progress is ill advised. You just look like a jerk off. I tend to lean liberal as far as the USA is concerned because that's where progress is.

I only really watch ponies because it's fun to watch with my boyfriend. Though in our case, we'd be the aberrations. I'm more straight gay and he's more girly.

10/23/2012 12:19:02 PM

Old Viking

Is this a serious topic?

10/23/2012 12:51:49 PM

checkmate

Watch out! Prince Charles is following you.



Prince Charles and his horse, that is.


10/23/2012 12:54:41 PM

SaneTeenageNerd

I'd call Poe, but this is Metapedia. That place is a wretched fucking hive of stupidity and bigotry, and they seem to be quite serious about it all.

10/23/2012 12:58:23 PM

ScrappyB

I have not actually seen the show, but I did see a summary video on TGWTG and I do intend to watch it eventually.

Seriously, ANYONE who sees any sexual themes in the canon material is smoking some serious dope. While the creative staff has a lot of leeway in how they're allowed to write the show and portray the characters, Hasbro has the final say and they would never allow it. MLP is ultimately a show designed to sell toys to parents and very young kids. The older audience is just a peripheral target. Any hint of sexual themes would be a PR headache, and their suits are pretty sensitive about anything that may affect sales.

10/23/2012 2:11:17 PM

DHGM

I do find this a bit offensive as a brony (male), though I personally find this more stupid than offensive. Even if I was homosexual, liking this show is no reason to consider someone as being homosexual, I can't find Lauren Faust's religion anywhere so I don't think he can confirm that Lauren Faust is jewish (not that she CAN'T be jewish, just that he can't know), and at the risk of sounding like a dork, He has Twilight's character completely misinterpreted. She still studies, in fact she lives in a freakin' library.

I am opposed of Spike being in love with Rarity, but that's just because I hate Rarity.

10/23/2012 2:40:46 PM

freako104

You spent a lot of time thinking about this didn't you?

10/23/2012 2:43:51 PM

LDM

You have way too much time on your hands.

10/23/2012 3:05:32 PM

Kenzisa

What kinda f-ed up fan fictions have you been reading?




10/23/2012 3:55:58 PM

Aestherus

@nazani14

Oh I know you did not just call us furries!
Really, Bronies hate furries just as much as everyone else.

10/23/2012 4:29:00 PM

Wehpudicabok

@Aestherus

Speak for yourself, please. I'm a brony, but neither a furry nor a furry-hater.

10/23/2012 4:48:36 PM

Filin De Blanc

I don't hate furries either.

10/23/2012 4:55:46 PM

checkmate

@Aestherus

Really, Bronies hate furries just as much as everyone else.

Yeah, FSTDT is such a wonderful haven of tolerance and acceptance. No prejudice or hate here. No siree. No, of course not.

Feel the FSTDT love.

10/23/2012 4:56:45 PM

Apatheist

... Really? You can't look at a show about talking ponies without making it all political?

10/23/2012 5:38:03 PM



How about Big Mc? Granny Smith, Applebloom.

Oh, don't forget Zecora.
The show teach us to be accepting of people, for shame!

10/23/2012 6:29:54 PM



There are seriously people calling themselves pegasisters and bronies... and they post here?

I'm going to go rethink my life now.

10/23/2012 6:56:33 PM

Akasuna

Hi. I made an account just to comment on this insanely stupid article. As a devout Brony (Pinkie Pie is best pony by the way), let me point out all the things wrong with what you just said:

1. No one really knows Lauren's religion (she doesn't need one anyway, she is the messiah).
2. It's a TV show, not a movie.
3. The economy illustrated in the show is actually quite capitalist (they use "bits.")And despite the show's message of tolerance, it seems that the Ponyville citizens were actually quite xenophobic initially (though that changed by the end of Bridle Gossip).
4. The show makes no references to sexuality at all, and all romance thus far has been hetero.
5. Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn who is an advent reader. And yes, she did attend (magic) school (much to her lament.)
6. Applejack is every POSITIVE southern stereotype rolled into one.
7. See: 4
8. Pinkie Pie is nowhere near as addicted to sweets as you are to that crack you're smokin'
9. See: 4
10. EQD is PG-13 at best, and most Bronies are not converters.

If I wasn't a Brony, I would wish this writer hunted down and beaten with a pipe harder than Satan's dick raping him in hell. But seeing as I am, I'm merely just going to love and tolerate the shit out of him.

10/23/2012 7:32:13 PM

J.T.

I'm honestly surprised it took two years for a quote about MLP:FiM to end up here. I mean, a show promoting love and tolerance, designed for little girls but enjoyed by many teenage and adult males? Sounds like a homophobic fundie's worse nightmare.

Didn't realize there were so many other bronies on FSTDT either. Brohooves all around.

10/23/2012 7:57:59 PM

Akasuna

@J.T.

There are others quotes... somewhere. Too lazy to look though. Oh, and how could I forget, /)

10/23/2012 8:03:23 PM

Mike Litoris

muuhuhuhuhuh*snerk*BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

10/23/2012 8:38:24 PM



I'm surprised you didn't say anything about Zecora.

10/23/2012 8:54:52 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu


10/23/2012 10:02:46 PM

dynaboyj

This isn't typical of Metapedia; seems more Conservapedia-like, even though they apparently love the show. I'd say it's trolling.

10/23/2012 10:42:53 PM

Wehpudicabok

@a few pony haters on here:

If you don't like the show, that's your business. But don't act like you're better than us because we like a show for little girls. Did you know there's an all-brony charity group that's currently raising money to build an orphanage in Uganda? That's right, an orphanage in Uganda. It's called Bronies for Good and anyone who sees it and still hates us is an asshole.

Besides, everyone likes kids' shows. Don't pretend you didn't enjoy Toy Story 3! The reason people don't like ponies is 'cause they're girly, not kiddie, but the whole point of the show is that girliness and quality can go hand in hand.

Note: this comment is directed at people who said things like "bronies are terrible," not "I haven't seen the show and have no interest in doing so." I respect the latter.

10/23/2012 11:19:13 PM

Felix Nephthys

Hashbro? Sounds like a stoner name

10/24/2012 12:42:27 AM
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