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Wonkish if it wasn't for Jesus Christ you'd be getting a sh!tload of a lot more posts modded since that's the reason I'm not combing through your posts looking for ones to report like I used to do before I was filled with the Holy Spirit. Quit whining.

BRTD, US Election Atlas Forum 27 Comments [10/24/2012 3:37:02 AM]
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UHM

So you found a new obsession? Great, stop yapping about it.

10/24/2012 4:02:22 AM

Robespierre

This Holy Spirit must be great, everybody is filling up with it. Can I have some?

10/24/2012 4:24:29 AM

Justanotheratheist

Is this supposed to be written in English?

10/24/2012 4:47:21 AM

Table Rock

I'm out of breath after reading that.

10/24/2012 5:16:45 AM

Raised by Horses

If only you realized, like me, that the entire world revolves around you, your life would be a whole lot easier. PROVE ME WRONG.

10/24/2012 5:18:14 AM

Doubting Thomas

Sounds like someone really, really needs to get a life.

And funny how good Christians filled with the Holy Spirit use words like "shitload."

10/24/2012 5:20:47 AM

John_in_Oz

Yep, that's what Christian love looks like alright.

10/24/2012 5:38:54 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Ah, so that's why your post reads like random babble: you're speaking in tongues

10/24/2012 5:45:51 AM

Mister Spak

You have that backwards, its shit filled bible humpers who report anything that starts them whining.

10/24/2012 5:47:37 AM

KittyKaboom

@ Robespierre: It's pretty easy to locate. All you have to do is find yourself a clergyman, drop your pants and bend over.

10/24/2012 6:07:26 AM

Mattiedef

Lack of context makes me meh.

10/24/2012 6:16:20 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Wonkish?

I think you're mistaking the holy spirit with pork rinds.

10/24/2012 6:16:32 AM

dionysus

I had no idea fundie Christians said words like "shitload". I thought you weren't supposed to curse.

10/24/2012 6:53:45 AM

Thinking Allowed

Translation: I'm to lazy to report your posts.

10/24/2012 8:16:19 AM

gravematter

Yeah, because any posts you report are definitely going to be taken down, right?

10/24/2012 9:29:32 AM



from where i am standing your holy spirit seems to have a lot in common with shit.

10/24/2012 10:37:04 AM

Sasha

I would think that Jesus Christ would have more important tasks for you, BRTD, than posting on an Internet message board.

10/24/2012 11:43:53 AM

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10/24/2012 12:46:48 PM

Ebon

Passive-aggressive whining for Jesus?

10/24/2012 12:54:27 PM

breakerslion

"...before I was filled with the Holy Spirit."

Benedictine?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9n%C3%A9dictine

10/24/2012 1:01:35 PM

checkmate

that's the reason I'm not combing through your posts looking for ones to report like I used to

In other words:

"I used to be a complete asshole, now I'm a complete self-righteous asshole."

10/24/2012 3:19:23 PM

WWWWolf

Translation: "I'm a total psychopath, but luckily I've now found Jesus, which gives me morality! You have nothing to worry about!"

10/25/2012 8:52:00 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

So you don't believe in Free/Dissenting Speech? Then get out of this country.

10/25/2012 9:12:51 AM

Brianisha

The world doesnt revolve around you, fuckface.

10/25/2012 11:00:39 AM



...what the fucking fuck?

11/6/2012 10:49:35 PM
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