Quote# 90305

You're dreaming!
The entire world economy is on the verge of collapse--eventually a day of reckoning will come (we can't just keep playing kick the can on this).
Israel is 64 years back in the homeland, Turkey forging alliances with it's old Ottoman roots, Egypt raging at Israel, Iran soon to be a nuke power, Russia consolidating it's military power, a new Pope will take hold as soon as Ratzinger decides to "retire" or RIP....too many other things to mention here.

We're so close I can almost taste it! It smells like ozone though

Florian9, rapture ready 45 Comments [10/25/2012 3:49:19 AM]
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I dont reember reading anything about turks and old ottoman roots..infact they seem to hate on syria...

10/22/2012 8:58:11 AM

Mike Litoris

10/25/2012 4:05:05 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

It smells like something, for sure.

10/25/2012 4:06:36 AM


..."a new Pope will take hold as soon as Ratzinger decides to "retire" or RIP...."

A new Pope is about as significant as a new cleaner in a fast food restaurant in a crappy suburb of Leeds.

10/25/2012 4:18:45 AM


"We're so close I can almost taste it! It smells like ozone though"

Are you sure it doesn't smell like shit? You know, like something you pulled out of your ass?

10/25/2012 4:30:35 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yes, just another 2000 years and rapturites will still be claiming that the end is near, with probably at least another 2000 end-of-the-world predictions failing to come true.

10/25/2012 4:48:14 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Smells like BULL SHITE to me.

10/25/2012 5:12:58 AM


Yeah, yeah, yeah, any day now. You just wait. Any. Day. Now.

OK, this one confused me a bit:

a new Pope will take hold as soon as Ratzinger decides to "retire" or RIP....

How is that different than at any other time since there were popes? I am confused?

too many other things to mention here.

Thank the FSM!

10/25/2012 5:18:36 AM

Mister Spak

We're so close I can almost taste it!

10/25/2012 5:22:16 AM


If it does indeed smell like ozone (O3), then take a few big, deep breaths. Breathing that stuff will take you straight to the pearly gates.

10/25/2012 5:27:51 AM

D Laurier

Ah raptards and their death cult.

10/25/2012 5:29:22 AM


It smells like ozone though

Oh. This explains why rapturites are so strange and grumpy all the time. You all have ozone poisoning.

10/25/2012 7:01:54 AM


On the upside, the Pope might die, apparently.

10/25/2012 7:19:39 AM


Good on that. This current pope is kind of terrible.

10/25/2012 7:22:03 AM

Mr. Bigglesworth

Remember these dates?

2012, May 27
2011, Oct 21
2011, Sep 29
2011, May 21
2000, Jan 1
1994, Sep 29
1994, Sep 6
1994, Oct 2
1992, Oct 28
1992, Sep 28
1988, Oct 3

10/25/2012 7:22:53 AM


It smells like something but it's not ozone.

10/25/2012 7:23:33 AM


"The entire world economy is on the verge of collapse"

'Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching.'

-Assyrian clay tablet, 2800 BCE.

"Iran soon to be a nuke power"

I hear Raytheon have updated it's Patriot missile system greatly, since it's use in Gulf War I. Then there's the little matter of Cyberwarfare techniques, post-GWI. What, you think the CIA/NSA, and MI6/GCHQ have been sat with their thumbs up their arses in all that time? Why do you think they've been recruiting hackers? Never hear of that matter of the computers going all tits up in Iran's nuclear facility, via a virus...?!

"Russia consolidating it's military power"

Living under a stone, much, FAILian(IQ)9*? Post-USSR collapse, and the old Soviet Bloc countries keeping what was once Russian hardware & troops (PROTIP: Ex-Russian MiG-29s with the markings of the Unified Bundeswehr Luftwaffe; now flying alongside RAF & USAF planes); some of said countries are now part of NATO. The old Red Banner fleet is now a shadow of it's former self, and even France's navy is now superior to such. One word: China. You keep moving those goalposts, Ruptured Retards, re that whole 'Gog/Magog' bollocks.

"Turkey forging alliances with it's old Ottoman roots"

Strange. I didn't know Belgium, France, Germany, the UK, Finland, Italy et al were previously part of the Ottoman Empire, seeing as 21st Century Turkey are now a member of NATO, and want to be a part of the EU. [/smartarse]

"a new Pope will take hold as soon as Ratzinger decides to "retire" or RIP"

Frankly, anyone - even one of the Swiss Guards - would be better than Ratzy the Nazi. Your point?

With emphasis - re. your whole tinfoil (ass)hattery here - on Your point, Ruptured Retards...?

*- Even Cirno (9) the Ice Fairy points & laughs at you, saying 'Look at that Baka'. [/Touhou]

10/25/2012 8:28:13 AM



10/25/2012 8:54:52 AM


They keep "kicking the can" on this whole rapture nonsense. Hypocrites

10/25/2012 9:00:30 AM


Hey, fundies! Just off yourselves, already if you're jonesing to leave Earth so bad! YEESH!

10/25/2012 10:08:50 AM


10/25/2012 10:12:44 AM


Christians seem to be drooling over a day of reckoning......get in line, there is a very long list of people that wants the Monotheistic claptrap to get its just desserts

10/25/2012 10:25:29 AM

Pie Man

Turkey forging alliances with its Ottoman roots? I don't think so. They would like to join the European Union (as slowly as that process might be going), and they're not keen on having the conflict in Syria spill over into their country.

10/25/2012 10:30:58 AM


The thing about the Pope dying might be connected to one of those "prophecies" about Ratzinger being the second to last Pope.

10/25/2012 10:41:41 AM


The entire world economy is on the verge of collapse--eventually a day of reckoning will come

What, like the one we JUST HAD?

10/25/2012 11:34:51 AM

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