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It is true that latex condoms, when used consistently and correctly, reduce the risk of transmission of STDs such as gonorrhea. However very few people actually do use them consistently and correctly, for many reasons, between the discomfort of condom usage to the lack of sobriety of people having sex. Surveys indicate that most sexually active unmarried Americans seldom use condoms at all. During fellatio it seems to be unheard of.

This should give a little bit of pause to potential atheists out there who are looking forward to a life of sexual freedom. They could well be in for a life of permanent misery. And it helps us to appreciate the great wisdom of the Torah's emphasis on chastity.

jewish philosopher, Torah Philosophy 57 Comments [10/25/2012 2:46:22 PM]
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So if I'm an atheist I can't also be chaste? What exactly have the two got to do with each other? And even if I do have sex, what's to say I can't simply take the time to have safe sex right? Are you saying theists are somehow better at it?

This is just a jumble of non sequiturs.

10/25/2012 3:01:57 PM


"lack of sobriety"
I have never had sex drunk.

"It is true that latex condoms, when used consistently and correctly, reduce the risk of transmission of STDs such as gonorrhea"
Well, he started out well and then...

"jewish philosopher"
Oh, this guy.

10/25/2012 3:06:59 PM

New Face of Rove

Ok so your saying that if we use condoms correctly, we don't need your bullshit.

Good to know.

10/25/2012 3:16:22 PM

Mr. Bigglesworth

Judging from this and other posts, you seem unusually preoccupied about sex.

Why don't you just get laid already? You'll feel better.

10/25/2012 3:56:35 PM


Is there a prize for unwarranted self-importance? jewish philosopher's posts would consistently take the cake.

10/25/2012 4:12:43 PM


"jewish philosopher"

Oh random-fluctionations-in-the-space-time-continuum, not this guy again...

10/25/2012 4:19:27 PM

what about young christian, jewish or muslim men who look forward to a few years of casual sex before marriage ?

atheists do not neccessarily indulge in risky behavior. WHo was it that got caught having buttsexxx(tm) with his boyfriend gay drugdealer ? Hint: leader of a christian congregation and had a song written about him.

10/25/2012 4:29:15 PM


Fairly stupid, but I don't see any desires to murder people.

I got a chuckle out of this though.

10/25/2012 5:03:17 PM

Jesus Klingon

"This should give a little bit of pause to potential atheists out there who are looking forward to a life of sexual freedom."

I was about to click "meh" until I saw this.

//no relationships or sexual partners
///not even a one-night stand
////I like it that way.

10/25/2012 5:04:07 PM


Saying there's no such thing as a chaste atheist is like saying there's no such thing as a charitable Jew.

10/25/2012 5:39:07 PM


I'm an atheist who has been married to the same woman for over 25 years and has always been faithful. Monogamy and chastity aren't the exclusive domain of the devout Jew.
Besides, what about Solomon and his 700 wives and 300 concubines? I guess they don't count?

10/25/2012 5:57:25 PM

Vet Emergency

Having sex is bad because people don't use condoms, but don't use condoms because having sex is bad!

Ouch, my head hurts...

10/25/2012 6:11:55 PM


ACCORDING TO THIS TURKEY & OTHER FUNDIES: Apparently anyone who isn't a deranged religious zealot is an atheist, even if they are not athiests.

I think flagrant sexuality is the bees knees....I had no idea I didn't believe in a Higher Power.

10/25/2012 6:49:33 PM

Jewish philosopher. The gift that keeps on giving. Just like herpes.

10/25/2012 6:54:14 PM


I'm allergic to latex, any suggestions? No I didn't think so, because you and 'great wisdom' are strangers to each other.

I have enjoyed a life of sexual freedom, have never contracted an STD, am now faithfully married and realised long ago what a pile of useless nonsense the Torah was.

10/25/2012 7:11:32 PM

Woops double post

10/25/2012 7:14:42 PM


Í'm confused. What does the second paragraph have to do with the first?

10/25/2012 7:28:32 PM

Paradoxically, I have a chastity fetish. I wonder what "jewish philosopher" would think of that.

10/25/2012 8:20:39 PM

Felix Wilde

no mention of the fact that abstinence-only education is responsible for the misuse of condoms, or their being forgone completely, in many situations? I wonder why?

This makes no sense, even for jp. He seems to think that statistics can be used as an accurate predictor of the experiences of any given individual. This is not how statistics work, they describe the average, with few individuals having an identical experience. Furthermore, knowing such statistics may alter your approach (just as jp is hoping), rendering them invalid. For example, if I am told the failure rate of condoms is 1%, I may be less inclined to use them. If I know 99% of such failures are caused by the user's unfamiliarity or basic mistakes, I would make sure I know how to use them and worry no longer.

Also, the "sex with condoms sucks" thing often comes from people with shitty sex lives: celibate priests and other religious whackadoos who don't believe in sex for enjoyment anyway. Your sex always sucks, so don't judge mine! I at least know this:

sex with a condom > no sex at all.

10/25/2012 8:47:32 PM


@Frosty: Polyisoprene?

10/25/2012 9:19:36 PM


atheist does not automatically mean frequent sex with multiple partners

Took care of the baby making potential, only sleep with my husband, no condoms. If I get anything, I'm kicking his ass.

10/25/2012 9:23:20 PM


Rates of unwanted pregnancy and STDs are lower among atheists. Possibly because we know how to use condoms.

10/25/2012 10:56:42 PM


Sexual freedom does not mean promiscuity, and either way, it has nothing to do with atheism.

Seriously, if you're going to preach against something, at least know what the crap it is you're talking about.

10/26/2012 12:29:27 AM


Lying for Jesus - eh, Jahweh.

10/26/2012 1:02:14 AM

"During fellatio it seems to be unheard of. "

What do you think flavoured condoms are for, poopface?

10/26/2012 1:11:05 AM

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