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It is true that latex condoms, when used consistently and correctly, reduce the risk of transmission of STDs such as gonorrhea. However very few people actually do use them consistently and correctly, for many reasons, between the discomfort of condom usage to the lack of sobriety of people having sex. Surveys indicate that most sexually active unmarried Americans seldom use condoms at all. During fellatio it seems to be unheard of.

This should give a little bit of pause to potential atheists out there who are looking forward to a life of sexual freedom. They could well be in for a life of permanent misery. And it helps us to appreciate the great wisdom of the Torah's emphasis on chastity.

jewish philosopher, Torah Philosophy 57 Comments [10/25/2012 2:46:22 PM]
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fishtank

I always use condoms, so fuck you?

10/26/2012 1:45:52 AM

Swede

What does atheism have to do with anything else? Only atheists have extra-marital sex, and all atheist do have extra-mariatl sex, or what? No Jew has ever had a shot-gun marriage, or contracted a venerial disease, right?

10/26/2012 1:53:55 AM

John_in_Oz

Quote me the Torah passage that refers to latex condoms again?

10/26/2012 3:49:12 AM

WWBFD

As an atheist, I would like to put it a complaint. I'm not getting anywhere near as much sex as Jewish Philosopher thinks.

10/26/2012 3:51:14 AM

whatever

"During fellatio it seems to be unheard of."

So? In vaginal sex condoms have a function... to prevent pregnancy. That's why they are used. Who in their right minds would wear a condom for fellatio?

10/26/2012 4:10:07 AM



the Torah's emphasis on chastity

Wait, the what? Are we talking about the same Torah?

10/26/2012 4:27:33 AM

Reynardine

What the Hell is this non sequitur?

10/26/2012 4:45:11 AM

Doubting Thomas

So, because some people may not want to use condoms, instead of encouraging them to do so you'd rather try to tell them not to have sex at all? Good luck with that, Christians have been failing at controlling everyone's sex lives for 2000 years.

Every time I see Jewish Philosopher's name, I automatically think of the unemployment office scene in "History of the World, Part I."

"Occupation?"
"Stand up philosopher."
"Oh, a BULLSHIT artist! Did you bullshit this week?"
"No."
"Did you try to bullshit this week?"
"Yes."

10/26/2012 4:47:14 AM

Mister Spak

"It is true that latex condoms, when used consistently and correctly, reduce the risk of transmission of STDs such as gonorrhea."

He accepted a reality that usually sets fundies off in a hysterical tantrum of denial.

10/26/2012 5:24:40 AM

dionysus

What emphasis on chastity? Solomon famously had 700 wives and 300 concubines. That's the opposite of chastity.

10/26/2012 5:32:47 AM

Ebon

Oh gawd, it's this moron again.

10/26/2012 6:02:57 AM

The Crimson Ghost

This guy is a bottomless well of stupidity.

Maybe one day he'll get it right. And how come he doesn't mention the confirmed atheists? I am not a potential atheist-I AM an atheist & I can assure you JP, that your stupid little torah is good for nothing but toilet paper.

And after this Frankenstorm hits us-I may need it.


10/26/2012 6:03:22 AM

D Laurier

Atheists dont become atheists for "a life of sexual freedom". We become atheists because we figure out that there are no gods.

When I was a christian, and subsequently a pagan, I was a total slut. As an atheist I have actualy slowed down.

10/26/2012 6:23:36 AM

Anon-e-moose

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FSTDT

'Non Indicative Name: Many quotes have come from a man calling himself jewish philosopher, who in reality is neither Jewish* (he claims to be a convert but never went through any formal initiation into Judaism) nor a philosopher.'

Therefore, disregard what he says, he sucks cocks. >:D

--EDIT--

Gotcha (but I was merely using the meme, anyway). In that case, re. jewish FAILosopher...:



>:D X3

10/26/2012 6:46:42 AM

Horsefeathers

"jewish philosopher"

That you most certainly are not.

Give it up already.

10/26/2012 7:13:08 AM

The Crimson Ghost

@ Anon e moose-don't insult the noble act of cocksucking by using it in the same sentence as this turdwagon. :)

10/26/2012 7:49:22 AM

Noni911

@whatever
People who use condoms during fellatio are certainly in their right minds. Condoms don't just prevent spread of STDs during PIV sex. That said, they're more useful in that capacity if you're actually promiscuous, as jewish philosopher assumes atheists are.

10/26/2012 7:58:00 AM

RinellaWasHere

I've never had one either way, but I'm pretty sure a blow job with a condom on would...

*sunglasses*

suck.

10/26/2012 9:46:22 AM

freako104

Many words and big fail.

10/26/2012 10:40:20 AM

brendand

Chastity works. You could also, you know, just use a fucking condom.
Religion or no, stupidity wins out once again.

10/26/2012 10:46:02 AM

Old Viking

If you're promoting chastity you'll have to do better than this.

10/26/2012 12:55:25 PM

breakerslion

"Surveys indicate that most sexually active unmarried Americans seldom use condoms at all."

Citation? Or did you just walk up to random strangers and ask, "Do you use condoms?"

"During fellatio it seems to be unheard of."

That's why you can buy flavored condoms?


10/26/2012 1:23:24 PM

Meeeh

Well, I have lived a life of "sexual freedom" and have had hundreds of partners of all sexes and I'm healthy and happy 55 year old man.

10/26/2012 2:21:19 PM

tracer

"This should give a little bit of pause to potential atheists out there who are looking forward to a life of sexual freedom."


Yes, yes, I'm sure the only reason anybody ever chooses to become an atheist is so that they can have more sex. No other possible reasons exist.

10/26/2012 3:40:15 PM



I also love how, despite claiming to be the paragon of chastity, JP is well aware that people don't always use condoms during oral sex. Methinks our favorite Semitic fundie has been hitting t3h pr0n sites.

10/26/2012 5:36:33 PM
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