There will be plenty of other nutbaggy things to comment on in this one, so I'll take a slightly less obvious one, perhaps: conflating the ideological left (Marxism) with the left of american politics (Democrats, which are clearly right-wing in European terms, for instance) is just the kind of navel-gazing idiotic dogmatism that makes the rest of your point so unbelievably moot.
10/27/2012 3:37:47 AM
Filin De Blanc
What's the difference between wanting to be God and pretending God agrees with all your personal opinions, like you do?
10/27/2012 3:43:02 AM
I see no mention of Satan in Genesis 3. There's a verbose and charismatic serpent, but no Satan. You must be imagining things, I should think.
10/27/2012 4:34:32 AM
There is no God. Why would we want to be one?
10/27/2012 5:34:26 AM
10/27/2012 6:04:13 AM
It's the Right that wants to set up a theocracy in God's name. So who is trying to be more like "God"? It's not the Left; the Left actually thinks freedom is a good thing. You and your god don't.
10/27/2012 6:20:01 AM
I thought it was Mormons who got to be a god each?
10/27/2012 6:24:40 AM
Voice of Humanity
Its tough to be a god, tread where mortals have not trod...
10/27/2012 6:45:31 AM
But it can't so instead it mimics God in perverse, horrific manner. Two hundred million dead during the last century is a prime example of its toxic mimicry.
They just admitted that killing a large number of people is being just like God.
10/27/2012 7:37:27 AM
I can't argue with logic like that.
10/27/2012 8:01:58 AM
There's that many dead because before the 1800s, that would have probably been 50% of the population, even at the 1800s that would have been 20% of the population.
7 Billion reached despite losing 200 million dead, sadly, is a drop in the bucket. Proportionately.
Go home teabaggers.
10/27/2012 8:17:35 AM
I can't be like god, because I exist. I don't want to be like god, because I want to exist.
10/27/2012 8:32:12 AM
The Left is fulfilling satan's lie told to the first couple, that were they to do as he suggested, they'd be just like God.
Actually, in Genesis, God agreed with the serpent:
"And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken." (Gen. 3:22-23)
10/27/2012 8:46:43 AM
i took my girl to a resteraunt, and during it a guy calls her cell phone, it be this guy who is trying to date her, so talks to him then tells him she has to go, and i tell her she shouldnt talk to him, cuz i know he just wants to date her, and she gets mad and says i dont want her to have any friends, and we get in huge arguement, and shit
What should i do, Mr interenets?
(and yes u are a Mr. if u are a interenets)
10/27/2012 8:50:00 AM
"As you say, God always has the last word and this will be no exception."
Gods last words were "I'll be back."
The smug right thinks it's unique. It's not. It's failed like all other spook worshippers.
10/27/2012 10:11:14 AM
Fundies Make Me Sick
There's no context to this little rant, but it's still idiotic and inaccurate.
10/27/2012 11:03:18 AM
Two hundred million dead, killed by "the left"? How many, in that case, were killed by the right? How many continue to be killed by the right, as we speak? How many were killed by the right in the centuries before the last?
We can't lay these deaths at the door of "the left". That just isn't accurate. We have to lay them at the door of authoritarianism itself, hierarchy itself, the state itself.
10/27/2012 11:34:36 AM
As a Marxist, I can assure you, I do not want to be a god, I'd likely get bored in a week.
10/27/2012 12:15:00 PM
Doomed, doomed, I tell you. Doomed!
10/27/2012 12:37:43 PM
The smug Left thinks it's unique. It's not. It's doomed.
Question: down through history, how many liberal, secular groups have driven their members to complete isolation and mass suicide?
How many fundamentalist Christian groups have driven their members to complete isolation and mass suicide?
So who's doomed?
10/27/2012 2:49:23 PM
Nowhere in Genesis does the Bible say the serpent is Satan.
"told to the first couple"
Barack and Michelle?
"were they to do as he suggested, they'd be just like God"
So, the Obamas are just like God?
"the Left wants to be: God."
Omnipotent, omniscient and omni-benevolent, yes. Your cranky, confused, a&&hole of a God, no thanks.
" it mimics God in perverse, horrific manner. Two hundred million dead during the last century is a prime example of its toxic mimicry."
If true, it would be perfect mimicry as your God is perverse and horrific.
10/27/2012 2:51:31 PM
Shiny mirror and failing at it
10/27/2012 4:27:31 PM
The Crimson Ghost
Nice try, pal. Trying to sound smart.
If I were god I'd make this nightmare storm that's barreling my way dissolve!
This quote makes absolutely no sense but I could cheerfully throttle this moron.
10/27/2012 4:37:04 PM
... says you and your theocracy; in the name of God, you attempt to take after Him. The smug Right assumes they are correct; who am I to say they are, or are not?
10/27/2012 4:46:07 PM
Arrogant enough to be his god's self-appointed spokesman? Check.
Hasn't actually read his own bible? Check.
Doesn't understand that there is a world outside the US, with different political values? Check.
Yep, it's a fundie.
10/27/2012 9:06:03 PM